Guy: Can I have your number ? Girl: We are six.

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damn, girl... you look like you put your socks on BOTH feet.

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Do you work at subway? Because i often enjoy eating there and i think the food is good. I do not eat there every day because i do not want to get over weight.

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Ever had violent sex with a murderer/rapist? ;) ;)

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Nerdy Pokemon Pickup he: i want to squirrtle on your jigglypuff she: I want to boulder smash your face

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I like your eyes. My eyes don't like you.

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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Me: Honestly, I just want to RAPING you. Woman: YES PLEASE! Me: Fuck off its not RAPING it its consensual... Moral: Yeah sometimes they say yes, its when they say no I become shadow made flesh... ...And wait for you... Am I here?... NOPE Ill get you rawr I will now stalk you silently for hours... days... Anyway im bored your nothing ... Moral: SAY YES YOU MUCKING MIDIOT!

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Hey baby, i like your hair -girl takes off wig

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Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

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Mom im sixteen and after watching some japanese cartoons and dads gone, I wonder if I can... Son please put your pants back on! But mom! Im the man in the house now, so I invited my friends so you and I can have a stamina sex contest and... Moral: If she does not tell you to put up your pants... Well, you are the man in the house son ;)

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imgonna r@pe you

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet U and I would have sex.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have some money, how much are you?

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I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.-Rodney Dangerfield

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If I could rearrange the alphabet i would pass on it.

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Man: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Her: Guess what? Him: What? Her Yo Mama! Him: Is she that slut i did last night?

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when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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At a bar... sigh... Woman: Hey cutie wanna go home? "Man" hello I am twelve... what is this? Moral: Hello I am eight... what is this?

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G: YOU KILLED MY FATHER! M: Yes yes I killed my father too, but you do not see me whining about it... M: So ... wanna date? I am quite the Male Bison in bed ;) G:NOOOOO! M: Just get in the damn plane! G: BISOOOOOOOOOOOON!

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-Want to get on your knees and suck my dick? -No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.

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