Man enters a bar... ORIGINALITY FOR THE PEOPLE! Man: Hey, wanna go to my place later? Woman: Ok Ronald McDonald but you gotta take of your costume first and... Man: What costume? I am Michael Ja.. Moral: Stop it right there! Its too early for jokes about uh... Michael J Fox... yeah him yeah... lets keep it that way...

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-Hey sit on my face and I will guess your weight

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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Hey babe, how about my mom drives us to the comic book store in her Civic? I got a carseat with seat belts for two.

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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Man: Do you like a sensitive guy? Women: Yeah, I used to be one.

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Girlfriend: you are much more naive when you are naked, and a small penis, no hair and are 23 years old

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun so get in the van.

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Male- You have 206 bones in your body, You want another ?

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Man: HEY BITCH! LETS HAVE SEX! Damn ugly woman: OKAY! Next day... Man: Damn that was some nice sex, too bad the bitch was damn ugly though, even trough the beer googles... I wonder where she is... "damn ugly woman": woof woof! Bark bark! Moral: Do you see any moral in this immoral piece of shit? (Ps if you are stupid, the bitch was actually a dog... get it?)

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I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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Man: Oh.. girl you smell so nice... Girl: TRY ANOTHER LINE AND STOP LOOKING AT MY TlTS LOSER! Man: Uh... I am blind... Girl: Um...

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- hey id like my order for you - ok we put extra punch with it these days

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Man: Oh crap I don't have a condom Woman: Don't worry I have one

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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-Go on don't be shy, Ask me out. -Okay Go out.

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How do you know where gonna have sex tonight.Im stronger than you.

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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-don't sit on the table, people eat there! -don't sit on that chair, people sit there!

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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