Roses are red Violates are blue Get in the van I have a gun.

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Man at bar: Hey girls... want my banana in your pajamas? ;) ;) ;) Girls: YEAH! Man: "thinks for himself..."... man I never get this reaction from girls.. you are a bunch of skanks and sluts... (leaves the bar) In the end, we are never happy with what we get are we? yeah... this is kinda the moral of this story... (Ps: My banana in your pajamas... I got a girlfriend, but someday Im gonna try that pick up line... hahahaha

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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Little guy: I also beat Mike Tyson with my fists! Woman: Meh, from what I heard you beat some nobody named Mr.Dream! Little guy: Damn you Nintendo! Moral: He sure was not a big mac... more like a little ma.. baaaah you wont get it anyways!....

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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- Hey baby! You make my heart beat. - Oh, well you make my stomach churn.

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You smell just like my mom...

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Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? Woman: Did it hurt when they kicked-- *sound of gun clicking* Woman: Thanks!

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i'd have to pay.

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Female: You're hot! Male: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get in the van.

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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-Hey sit on my face and I will guess your weight

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If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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This is what Nero calls for his "destroyer" not sure if I should consider that flattering, he thinks so anyways, he just wants to say, that why the fuck are people suddenly scared of looooooooooooooooooooooong messages on the interbewbs. "No leave it be, interbewsbs sounds prefect" Nero The Hero "FINAL FRESH" What Nero And Vagina shouts? :)) Something is off here but he has passed out again :)) "God woman, you suck at pop cultural quotes" Nero, the fucklord (omg, he is crazy, gotta love this guy) "thanks" Nero the grateful. "I Ask you if you know who I am by saying "ITS ME MARIO and you still do not know what name is? THe red plumber Nintendo HIS NAME IS MARIO!?" Nero The (fucking annoyed at me) :)) Sorry guys just having fun. "THOU SHALL NEVER APOLOGIzE FOR THE WORD OF NERO" -Nero insists, I mean the LORD OF DARKNESS INSISTS "Can we fucking stop making quotes of me now? All the girls are laughing at me, WHY AM I SO DEFEATED!" Last quote added without his consent

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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- hey baby i wanna show you something - wait i wanna show you something too -what is it? -my fists

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Hey, girl. Looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need is U

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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Man: (in indian accent) HELLO I AM VERY RICH INDIAN MAN, I HAVE COLLECTION OF EXPENSIVE CARS AND LIMOS, I TAKE LADY HOME AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO HER, THEN GIVE HER LOTSA JEWELS AND MONEY! Woman: Cool ill come home with you. Man: Uh... can you lend me money for the bus?

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I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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