Why did the small girl run away? She saw her own coqu in the mirror.

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Man: Hello there young lady, I am Elton John and I would very much like to have sex with you! Girl: OMG ITS... Wait! Wow you look a lot like him! But you cannot be real lol *leaves* Man: Man... I look and dress just like him! What could have gone wrong? Man getting the operation cost me a fortune too! Next time I am gonna try Freddie Mercury! Moral: "Dats gay Fifthy cen... I mean Gangstalicious!"

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HELLO I AM BORAT! MISHIMUSH! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE MOVIE OF MAKING THE RAPE OF THE AMERICAN WOMAN! WILL YOU HELP US? Woman: NO!!!!!! Oh... ok Mishimush! We make the other Movie then, BORAT THE CRUSHINGS OF AMERICA.

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Pointless truth? Man: Hey, there is always a really slutty dressed woman at every bar with a cowboy hat, fake tits and really spread legs, why? Woman: To get ignored. Moral: SUUUUUUUUUUUUURE!

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Boy- Did it hurt when you fell- Girl- From heaven?!? AWWW <3 Boy- No the whore tree when you banged every guy on the way down.

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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Your the penisbutter to my vagmite;)

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- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

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Moral: Hey, how you doing? ;) Woman: Moral? Are you that guy that signs all his posts on horsecrapz network and adds miscellaneous notes? Moral: Yep that's me ;) Woman: OMG LIKE EWWW! Id never do you! Moral: Uh, when did even make such a suggestion? Moral:Well I am married...

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I told my wife I met someone who looked just like her she asked Was she gorgeous I didn't know what to say.

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This tux is rented by the hour, are you?

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- Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? There is no response because she passed out from it and he leaves in order to void suspicion.

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

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Hey girl, is your name Ethiopian food? Because your playing hard to get.

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Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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Husband: I will always get breakfast and newspapers in bed AT 5:30 baby, but not wake me when you wake up at 4:30

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Man: Your tag's showing. It says "Made in Heaven". Woman: *Proceeds to leak period blood into a puddle at the man's feet and walks away in silence*

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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bitch: I like it when guys punch me. Me: I love it when you shut the hell up and leave.

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down

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Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

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