Male: Paper or plastic? Female: What? Male: Paper or plastic, you know, to put over your head.

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-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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he: hey,do you have a phone? she: yeah! why,do you want it? he: no,you should consider selling it and doing a plastic surgery with the money.

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Boy: does your face hurt Girl: No. Why Boy Because it sure is hurting me

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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If your happy and you know it clap your hands!! What if I lost my hands in Nam while I was singing this song and a plane killed my friend causing me to ct off both of my hands?

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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excuse me my eyes are up here thats great........where are your nipples

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down?

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There's a reason why they call my penis the Bunker Buster.

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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Guy: Hey, I think you're really sweet... Girl: Aww, thanks Guy: Is that why you're so fat?

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Man: GET IN THE VAN! Woman: NO! Man: Well... How about the Limo? Its got beverages and caviar and... Woman: OOH :D Moral: Always go for the limo first,

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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Criminals are even more smarter these days My wife woke me up in the middle of the night and said that there were burglars downstairs so I went quietly looking for them when I realised I'm not married

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Whatever I'll just date myself.

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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M: Woah I am drunk baby... But I gotta say... you`re the hottest bitch in town! B: Bark bark!

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men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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I'll eat your poop

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Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

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Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

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