are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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Boy: How much does a Polarbear weigh? Girl: How much? Boy: Just as much as me, hi my name is Ahron

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Man - I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Woman - Not mine!

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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man: may I impale you on my stake? woman: O.o (for goth girls)

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You're gorgeous! Can you smell that? Oh god it's awful!

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How does a ghost walk through walls? There's normally a door.

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I'm desperate, you'll do.

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Damn girl did you just come from the dump? Cause you smell like shit.

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How you doin? go away- I have a gun

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

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-I heard you broke up :). -Yes, cookies to put in my ice cream!

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Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

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Are u in the army cause u make my private stand at attention.

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Moral: Hey, how you doing? ;) Woman: Moral? Are you that guy that signs all his posts on horsecrapz network and adds miscellaneous notes? Moral: Yep that's me ;) Woman: OMG LIKE EWWW! Id never do you! Moral: Uh, when did even make such a suggestion? Moral:Well I am married...

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Woman- is your penis erect? Male- no just FULL SIZED Woman- woah

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Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

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- Yo baby can I have your number? - Sure! My number is one *sticks up middle finger*

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Man: GET IN THE VAN! Woman: NO! Man: Well... How about the Limo? Its got beverages and caviar and... Woman: OOH :D Moral: Always go for the limo first,

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Man: Wanna come to my place? Woman: Maybe if you take of the ski-mask and black clothing... Man: But then you'll ruin the surprise! :(

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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