- Anti-Pickup Line

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Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

Damn gurl, are you a microwave? Cause for sure you are burning me hot.

Girl, now I want you to be on top! Okay, what position? DOGGY STYLE! Moral: Sickman Fraud, with that name smart people should listen with one eye open, while geniuses keep their eyes and ears shut.

I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

Are you from tennessee? Because your inbred and retarted.

-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

Man: Hey you are so pretty I bet you are a hooker! Woman: Uh.. thanks but no.. Man: Damn... I was hoping to get laid tonight...

-My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in...

You dont need makeup, plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays!

Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

HELLO I AM BORAT! MISHIMUSH! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE MOVIE OF MAKING THE RAPE OF THE AMERICAN WOMAN! WILL YOU HELP US? Woman: NO!!!!!! Oh... ok Mishimush! We make the other Movie then, BORAT THE CRUSHINGS OF AMERICA.

Anti-Pickup Line

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