“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.” (Groucho Marx)

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Male: It's super hard and long. Female: I have always been under the impression that the GED is relatively simple.

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Male: I'd give her one Female: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last person on earth Male: I was rating you out of 10 you ugly bitch

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Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

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Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

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My friends just bet me 50 dollars that I couldn't pick you up if I came over and spoke with you, would you like a few free drinks on their money?

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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Hello im a thief and I'm here to steal your purse

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4 out of 5 people enjoy being gangraped

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-I heard you broke up :). -Yes, cookies to put in my ice cream!

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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male- are you from Tenessee female- why? am I the only ten you see? male- no, i was just going to say you look a little inbred.

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Man: Put your face over my fist as I say shinku Woman: Huh? Ok whatever.... SHOOOOOOOOOORYUKEEEEEEN!

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Is that a ladder in your tights or are you just a cheap whore?!

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Guy : Hey, there's a party in my pants. Wanna join? ;] Girl : Can't, I'm allergic to crabs.

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(in a bar) Guy: Know how to play any instruments? Girl: No...but I wanna learn. Can you teach me? Guy:Sure..ever heard of the skin flute? Girl: (unaware) No. Can you teach me to play it? Guy: Sure, I can. :) (The girl leaves with the guy as he looks over his shoulder and winks with the thought of getting laid)

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Man: Wanna come to my place? Woman: Maybe if you take of the ski-mask and black clothing... Man: But then you'll ruin the surprise! :(

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me- hey baby wanna hve sexual intercourse girl- sure because using the word intercourse in a sentence tunrs me on.

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Hey girl, you must have fallen from heaven, because you're so old you should have died already and so ugly that they must have kicked you out as soon as you got there.

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-Can I get your Number? -29435566 (see if you can get it.)

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what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

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