Man: I will make the rape on you now woman! Woman: Wow great Borat imitation bravo! Man: Borat who? *draws gun* Moral: Pretty immoral

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you look like my mother

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Charmeleon is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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My friends just bet me 50 dollars that I couldn't pick you up if I came over and spoke with you, would you like a few free drinks on their money?

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-Your father must be an alien because your out of this world -More like out of your league

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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Guy - Did it hurt? Girl - Giving birth to my triplets? Yes, it was like shitting a walrus.

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Man enters bar: Man: I AM MORAL MAN! My spear shall cut down the zealots, and my shield shall block (yeah you wish) be used as a additional weapon to push people down so I can thrust my spear even deeper into their hatred filled hearts! Woman: WOW! Moral: This pickup line wont work of course... not for you you aren`t the one and only EPIC: MORAL MAN! ;) Aka Epic man to those that still fail to understand that my morals are morals for a new order! No more religious wars, no more pedophiles, no more hatecrime... stand by me, and I shall not only speak for you, but also fight for you!

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I wish I was your math momework, because then I would be really hard and you'd be doing me on the desk.

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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I just killed my wife. What should I do?

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Hey ladies ;) I like to post lots of anti-pickuplines! ;) Girls: WOW! I WANNA JOIN YOU HOME! ME TOO ME TOO! The anti-part: This will never happen in real life.

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so how long have you been a bald ghost wombat?

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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Male: Man, if we were married... Female: What? We'd make beautiful children? Male: No, I'd leave your sorry, and ungrateful ass and make you stay with the kid.

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Girl, wanna fuck rite now? Sure! Man! You are such a hoe! *walks away disgusted* Moral: Be careful for what you ask for.

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Guy -Are you from Tenessee? Girl -No. guy -oh, because you looked kinda southern.

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And then it hit me.....no really now I'm bleeding

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Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

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Male: Paper or plastic? Female: What? Male: Paper or plastic, you know, to put over your head.

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hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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Boy: does your face hurt Girl: No. Why Boy Because it sure is hurting me

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Husband: I will always get breakfast and newspapers in bed AT 5:30 baby, but not wake me when you wake up at 4:30

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