girl - leave! boy - no girl - leave now! boy - i cant girl - why boy - i broke my foot girl - oh

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man: may I impale you on my stake? woman: O.o (for goth girls)

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Honestly bitch, I hate you, but my balls are bursting so its either you or the next disgusting ugly bitch in line, my mom!

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Man: Hey, you dont look that fucking ugly, wanna go home with me? mirror: *shatters* Moral: If your ugliness ever shatters your mirror let me know, ill look at it and it will assemble itself back on its own.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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Guy: Hey babe, does the carpet match the drapes? Girl: How do you feel about hardwood?

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *sigh* Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.

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Guy: Did you use Windex on your pants? Girl: No, why? Guy: Because I see myself in your pants.

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Wanna come home to my star destroyer and play with my lightsaber? No? How about just a trip down the Enterprise bridge to have fun with my romulans?... if you know what I mean? ;) ;)

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you know what rhymes with hug me LET'S HAVE SEX

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

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Man: Dayuuuum *slaps ass* Woman: I just took a shit in my pants and you smacked it.

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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Have you just been fishing? The strong fishy smell seems to be coming from you.

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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Man enters bar and does a lot of magic tricks, all the prettiest women are extremely impressed: Girls: WOW! We would do anything to see more of that! Guy: Uh... damn I forgot what to do after this... Moral: Screw the game man, its a stupid book, just be your moronic self and someone will like you for the lovely disgusting moron that you are... by the way you lost the game :D

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I have a twin bed...we should have a threesome;)))

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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Hey giiiiiiiiiiirl, I'm no Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

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You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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Anti-Pickup Line

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