In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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- you're so fat! - I know you are, but what am I? -awwww, thanks man!!! -I didn't mean it like that!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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Guy: Hey babe, does the carpet match the drapes? Girl: How do you feel about hardwood?

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Hey giiiiiiiiiiirl, I'm no Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I take a shit I think about you bitch *flushes the toilet*

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Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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Guy -Are you from Tenessee? Girl -No. guy -oh, because you looked kinda southern.

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Do you believe in rape by first sight? Moral: I think its immoral enough as it is already.

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why did the boy laugh? A:he saw another boy get raped by a giant scorpian

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I love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.

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I have a twin bed...we should have a threesome;)))

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Honestly bitch, I hate you, but my balls are bursting so its either you or the next disgusting ugly bitch in line, my mom!

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Man: Hey, you dont look that fucking ugly, wanna go home with me? mirror: *shatters* Moral: If your ugliness ever shatters your mirror let me know, ill look at it and it will assemble itself back on its own.

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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Man: Hey baby, I hear you are lesbian, that sounds really sexy! ;) Woman: Take the damn hint asshole! I am a lesbian! Man: Hey! Woah! Relax! I already know where you come from, say, are all girls in Lesbia this hostile? Moral: They are friendlier in south Lesbia...

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Online Desperate Asians.com Man: Wow you are a cute asian girl! Where are you from? Girl: Thanks my name Aoi is I am from Japan, you look like nice older man! Man: Japan? Awesome! Remember when we nuked the hell out of your country? Happy days! SLAP A JAP! *Connection discontinued* Man: Eh really sorry, I just get nervous when I meet girls especially the cutest ones... Man: hello?

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Girl: Hey, why don't you and I go out to dinner? Guy: Thanks, but if I wanted to watch a whore stuff her face full of meat, I'd just load up Redtube.

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-Your father must be an alien because your out of this world -More like out of your league

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Male: Man, if we were married... Female: What? We'd make beautiful children? Male: No, I'd leave your sorry, and ungrateful ass and make you stay with the kid.

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"I'd like to get you out of those clothes. Really, they aren't very flattering. That color looks awful on you and those pants make you look fat."

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-Your the hottest girl i have ever met -I'm a man

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with glue? My d***

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