Guy - Did it hurt? Girl - Giving birth to my triplets? Yes, it was like shitting a walrus.

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You're ugly, but you intrigue me.

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For the males that do not know what I mean with "woman screams" comment below... well HAHAHAHAHAH LOSERS LOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEERS! Moral: Read a book about females more interesting parts one day you lazy bastard... as for the girls... I am not talking about anything bad nor dirty... just 12 hour orgasms and such nice things... WHAT? YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT IS HORRIBLE? Well in that case you dont know what you are missing... and you wont ever know.... Ps: Can you believe I am actually trying to get thumbs downs but keep getting upped? Thanks for accepting my ever growing controversial nature, lets keep it that way and soon moral man will uh... receive a medal for uh... well a small keychain for... uh... you know what? Never mind.

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So which of you ladies wants to recieve child support payments from me next year?

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You look like a dog... Wana bone?

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can i just touch your face for like, a couple seconds.

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-Your face must turn a few heads. -And your face must turn a few stomachs.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together -The order of the alphabet is arbitrary. It's not my fault that you kept U and I apart.

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A 85 year old man was at a bar, he goes up to the first hot thing he sees and asks do I come here often?

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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Man: Are you from heaven? Man: Cause ive got an erection

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Your skin would make a nice coat.

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Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

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hey baby, are you on your menstrual cycle? No i came on my honda!

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Q: Continue the pattern. 1,2,3,4,..... A: other numbers.

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Man: Hello there young lady, I am Elton John and I would very much like to have sex with you! Girl: OMG ITS... Wait! Wow you look a lot like him! But you cannot be real lol *leaves* Man: Man... I look and dress just like him! What could have gone wrong? Man getting the operation cost me a fortune too! Next time I am gonna try Freddie Mercury! Moral: "Dats gay Fifthy cen... I mean Gangstalicious!"

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Every kiss begins with K. Except for ugly, that begins with U.

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Im the demanding customer, your Dominos Pizza, I will make you Cum in 30 minutes or less.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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Hey, you want a ride?

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Tonight might be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse.

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Hi I'm Shaniqua.

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