You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day! ...I'm a paraplegic, asshole.

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Guy: (Walks up to girl) "I do not think it is a girls body that makes her special, it is her personality that really counts". Girl: "Well that's to bad because you can't have sex with my personality". (Then walks away)

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Guy: Hi, I am sexually attracted to you. May I walk over to the bar and purchase you a drink and then another and then another untill you become intoxicated and more likely to allow me to have sexual intercourse with you? Girl: You speak funny. Get lost.

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Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

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"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material." "I'm vegan."

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Do you want to see something swell?

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Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

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Hey Clarkson, you know about this pointless invention Named Nero The Moral man? Clarkson: No. Nero: No. Is this because horsehead network sucks? Clarkson: Yes. Nero: WTF AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE! Oh yeah I am fucking it away... Fuck me, every girl around me just ends up completely fucked.... ;)

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Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

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Jack is riding his new yellow bicycle. His father bought it for his 12th anniversary. Jack is ecstatic to have his first ride down his street. Erick thinks its ugly.

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Girl:Want to go out this Friday? Boy: No I like to stay inside. Girl: No I mean are you free this Friday? Boy:No Im expencive!

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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Guy:I got stds! Wanna do it? Girl:what the f*** did u just say?guy:oh std ummmm save the dogs?uh ya that save the dogs I own a animal shelter! Girl:I'm not stupid guy: u sure? (Slap)

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. female: Are you from Delaware? Because I'm del aware that you have a girlfriend.

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Im gonna rape you..

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Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

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- Hey, I have 40 minutes to live and need to feel the touch of a woman to live. -I'm a dude.

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Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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If you were my daughter id still be bathing you

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Business Y U No Advertise?

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

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