-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

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Are you from Jamaica because I'm from Jamaica and I think I recognize you? Your ugly as hell by the way.

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Why do cops eat donuts so much? Because they are delish

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You are almost as beautiful as my mother.

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- Grab your coat, you've pulled - Okay, Bye!

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You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

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M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

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Boy- is that a mirror in your pants? Girl-? Boy-because i see my self in your pants Girl-oh this, this is a picture of crap!

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free candy....

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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-hey, come here a minute.

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Guy: Hi, I am sexually attracted to you. May I walk over to the bar and purchase you a drink and then another and then another untill you become intoxicated and more likely to allow me to have sexual intercourse with you? Girl: You speak funny. Get lost.

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Guy: What does a girl like you doing to a place like this? Girl: Trying to get away from you

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are you on fire?

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- Hey good looking, where've I seen you before? - I'm one of the nurses at the plastic surgery department. Want another visit?

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man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

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-If you are looking at a girl and she says What are you looking at? -I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.

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Man: Dayuuuum *slaps ass* Woman: I just took a shit in my pants and you smacked it.

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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Girls hate me, they always discuss about how they regret fucking with me over and over again. Moral: Thumb me down, I know ya love me.

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Hey, girl. Looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need is U

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-I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included. -Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.

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Waiter- For you, sir? Male: I'll have a Strawberry Daquiri, non-alcoholic, please. Waiter- And, for your company? Male: For her, a long-island-iced-tea, with a twist of Rohypnol.

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