Wanna come home to my star destroyer and play with my lightsaber? No? How about just a trip down the Enterprise bridge to have fun with my romulans?... if you know what I mean? ;) ;)

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. female: Are you from Delaware? Because I'm del aware that you have a girlfriend.

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Q: Continue the pattern. 1,2,3,4,..... A: other numbers.

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I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.-Rodney Dangerfield

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all in all it was a good orgy

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That outfit looks fantastic on you... ..it would look even better in an evidence bag

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Is your dad a terrorist?? 'Cause you're a sex bomb.

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It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

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Man: Hey you are so pretty I bet you are a hooker! Woman: Uh.. thanks but no.. Man: Damn... I was hoping to get laid tonight...

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

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How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

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A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place?? B: No.. B: U don't like pizza? Some chinees then?

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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M: Woah I am drunk baby... But I gotta say... you`re the hottest bitch in town! B: Bark bark!

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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Do you wanna be a pirate ship? Because there can be tons of seamen inside of you.

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He: Will we have sex tonight? She: Yes, only I don't know with who you will.

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

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The anti pickup line hard to believe: Woman: Me so hony! Me wan lose virginity to you! I make free love for hours! Man: Wow, are you that popular Asian supermodel known for her enormous tits? I heard you really are virgin! Damn I am single and all but I kinda promised my ex girlfriend I would help her get back together with the guy she cheated on me with. Woman: But me so hony! I wait for u for many many long time! But I wait for u only for a month is looong time! Man: Eh, I kinda promised I would fix her washing machine too, and then I have to cut her grandmothers toenails and... Anyways sorry I cant this month :( Moral: Yeah like that is ever going to happen! (then again I tend to expect too much)

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Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

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- You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -No, your mind is so small I can't even take a step in it!

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"You look like Carmen Electra's deformed, burned, dismembered sister..."

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