- Anti-Pickup Line

Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place?? B: No.. B: U don't like pizza? Some chinees then?

male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

M: Woah I am drunk baby... But I gotta say... you`re the hottest bitch in town! B: Bark bark!

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Do you wanna be a pirate ship? Because there can be tons of seamen inside of you.

He: Will we have sex tonight? She: Yes, only I don't know with who you will.

-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

The anti pickup line hard to believe: Woman: Me so hony! Me wan lose virginity to you! I make free love for hours! Man: Wow, are you that popular Asian supermodel known for her enormous tits? I heard you really are virgin! Damn I am single and all but I kinda promised my ex girlfriend I would help her get back together with the guy she cheated on me with. Woman: But me so hony! I wait for u for many many long time! But I wait for u only for a month is looong time! Man: Eh, I kinda promised I would fix her washing machine too, and then I have to cut her grandmothers toenails and... Anyways sorry I cant this month :( Moral: Yeah like that is ever going to happen! (then again I tend to expect too much)

Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

- You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -No, your mind is so small I can't even take a step in it!

"You look like Carmen Electra's deformed, burned, dismembered sister..."

Hey giiiiiiiiiiirl, I'm no Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "My parole officer would go nuts!"

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

How much do you like peanut butter?

#1 You're breath smells like Skittles, can I taste the rainbow? No, because , while mine may smell like Skittles, yours reeks. #2 Girl: Hey, I got this new Kiss Proof lip gloss, wanna try it out? (there are 2 answers to this) 1.Boy: Well, yours may be Kiss Proof, but mines not, and I don't have time to re-apply this after 2. Yeah, I do want to try it out, but not with you.

MAN: hey, are youa gust of wind? cause you blow me away! WOMAN: really? that makes me happy! i was getting kinda sick of you being here!

Hey do you like mansauce? Moral: MORAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!

Man: Comon babe a little BJ wont hurt anyone get down..... Woman: sorry im alergic to peanuts

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhyming get in the van.

guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

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