Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

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-You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -You look like a rapist.

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- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

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Male: I would die for you... Female: Prove it

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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"You'll do."

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Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you No, but I am trained in several martial art, so get the heck away from me

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SEE WHAT’S UP, DOWN UNDER.

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At some random bar: Man: I am Duke Nukem! Woman: DISGUSTING! Man: Huh? Moral: Sometimes you have to play the new games to understand the old...

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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cockface

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if i see you naked i'll die happy Well if i see you naked i'l die instandly

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- You look really nice - I know

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You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i'd have to pay.

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Hey girl, you a single mom I heard, I love that. Really? :D SURE! Hey just between us, how sexy are your kids on a scale from one to over nine thousand? Moral: Watch out ladies, I can only take care of so many of you... (you have kids? Meh, get lost,nothing personal, just you know... your kid)

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Male: Do you know if there is an airport around here? Cause my heart took off, when I saw you... Female: Yeah? Well my heart crashed in the Hudson River when I saw you!

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Hello im a thief and I'm here to steal your purse

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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Hey bitch wanna fuck! SURE! Nah you too sleasy. Moral: And the masters of the universe.

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I walked into the pub last night with a date and said to the barman, "I'll have a pint of Guinness." My date immediately looked at me and said, "Aren't you forgetting something?" "Of course, how rude of me." I said, "I'll have a pint of Guinness PLEASE."

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Mother: Fuck me son fuck me harder. Me: Mother no! My body is not ready aaaaaaaaaarghhh! Moral: Why do dreams have to stop when it gets good? Dont know son, ready for round two?

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Skilled man enters a bar: Man: Lady, I am a scientist... Lady: So? Man: I also have black belt in several martial arts... Lady: Your point? Man: uh... I have uh... Lady: Sigh... *gets up and leaves* Moral: Knowing what and how to be attractive to women is an art on its own...

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If I could rearange the alphabet id put "I-W-A-N-T-S-E-X-Y-O-U together. SIr, not really but that was kinda impressive. Me: I know...

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're a fucking hillbilly.

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