Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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-I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? -No.

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I put the STD in STUD, now all I need is U.

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- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

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Hey i got a job for you. But it blows.

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guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

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imgonna r@pe you

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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Girl: Do you know any good movies? Boy: Snakes on a plane Girl: Whats it about? Boy: It's about Horses.. on a boat.

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Hey baby, do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight. ... Well, you can't score if the player ain't no good.

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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adam burdass

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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Hey baby wanna come back to my place? Goo-goo ga-ga

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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Do you have a mirror in your pants, because it looks like you have a dick.

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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

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Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

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Come lay your head upon my chest. (After a moment) Perhaps you'd be more comfortable onmy stomache (pushes head down)

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M: Wanna play dynamite? W: what's that? M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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he: hey,do you have a phone? she: yeah! why,do you want it? he: no,you should consider selling it and doing a plastic surgery with the money.

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I'm craving some bacon, wanna strip?

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