Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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*When you get her to your place* I'm just going to be honest. I've been on the FBI's most wanted list for quite some time now.

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Boy: You know the keyboard says that U and I are together. Girl: It also says JK

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- hey ;) - hey, yourself. - if i wanted my comeback, i would've wiped it off your mom's face.

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Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I'll be watching you

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Dont talk to me, and I wont talk to you.

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Boy- Can I buy you a drink? Girl- Sure, after seeing your face I'll need the strongest thing that they have.

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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Dude: Did you fart? Girl: No Dude: Oh I'm sorry because you blew me away

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your beauty surpasses that of the greek goddess aphrodite.

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-I heard you broke up :). -Yes, cookies to put in my ice cream!

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Chick:- Don't worry, we all get nervous when we meet people. My brother: yeah, but my buttcrack gets sweaty & smelly when i get nervous!

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Me: it smells in here Her: its maybe my perfume! Me: no i let a glorious fart fallowed my an ass crapping on my foot

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baby please dont make this rape turn into a murder

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together Female: You don't have to do anything because N and O are already together

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Guy: How much does a polar bear way? Girl; About 500 kilograms

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-Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? -Yeah, but this time don't stop!

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Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

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-Adam, am I the only girl in your life? -Who else is there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to the other side.

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You're like a star in the sky. Nothing but gas.

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I love Mark Wahlberg!

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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.

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