- Anti-Pickup Line

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It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

Man: Hey, I've been kinda watching you through the night and I'd really be mad if I didn't talk to you tonight. So um, do you want to grab a bite to eat sometime or something? Woman: I'm married but you seem like a nice guy so yea... yea, I'd like that alot.

you look like my mother

Hey, I your dad a baker?...Cuz it would be really cool if he were a baker.

I just killed my wife. What should I do?

Are you from tennessee? Cuz it looks like your missing some teeth.

Boy looks at cloth -Does this smell like chlorophorm?

Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

Do you want to dance No I suppose a blow job is out of the question then

greetings clarisse...

all in all it was a good orgy

Boy: does your face hurt Girl: No. Why Boy Because it sure is hurting me

I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "My parole officer would go nuts!"

Walking to your car alone later?

- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.

"You'll do."

Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

Man: Wanna hear a joke about my Cck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my Pssy, oh wait you'll never get it

Anti-Pickup Line

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