Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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- you come here often? -i used to until you came here

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Your eyes are the color of my toilet water.

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-I love you.

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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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Man - I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Woman - Good cus' your breath stinks!

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Man: Hey you female? Cuz I am a horny man and... *door slams*

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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Wherever: Hi I am Tom Green! or Hey there, I am Jamie Kennedy! Moral: Hey there I am neither one of them, I am however the worlds third most pointless invention according to this site. (well strictly spoken, I am a lawyer, lol self irony)

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back becausemfalling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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Man: Your tag's showing. It says "Made in Heaven". Woman: *Proceeds to leak period blood into a puddle at the man's feet and walks away in silence*

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I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

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"Can I buy you a drink or do I have to have sex with you first?"

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Man enters bar: Man: I AM MORAL MAN! My spear shall cut down the zealots, and my shield shall block (yeah you wish) be used as a additional weapon to push people down so I can thrust my spear even deeper into their hatred filled hearts! Woman: WOW! Moral: This pickup line wont work of course... not for you you aren`t the one and only EPIC: MORAL MAN! ;) Aka Epic man to those that still fail to understand that my morals are morals for a new order! No more religious wars, no more pedophiles, no more hatecrime... stand by me, and I shall not only speak for you, but also fight for you!

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imgonna r@pe you

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You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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Is that a mirror in your pants? We should have sex immediately.

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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