- Anti-Pickup Line

I'm desperate, you'll do.

Guy for a girl with a dog: -Does the dog have a cell phone? -Why? is your mom in heat?

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

roses are red violets are blue My dog gives me a bigger orgasm then you

Online Desperate Asians.com Man: Wow you are a cute asian girl! Where are you from? Girl: Thanks my name Aoi is I am from Japan, you look like nice older man! Man: Japan? Awesome! Remember when we nuked the hell out of your country? Happy days! SLAP A JAP! Connection discontinued Man: Eh really sorry, I just get nervous when I meet girls especially the cutest ones... Man: hello?

Roses are red Violets are fine You be the 6 And I'll be the 9

If you were on a shelf at build a bear workshop ....... I would stuff you , except it wouldn't be with cotton

Male: I have a large penis female: so do i.

Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

If I could rearrange the alphabet i would pass on it.

Sickman Fraud: Hmm you look remotely alike my mother... Woman: Uh? Sickman Fraud: Yes fucking you should das probably give me some release, die reason to resist me is not necessary, you envy my pingas and I can assign it to you if you put on this ugly wig and yell "bad boy" whilzt I das fukte das rassenhol... Woman: OMG SICK! Moral: The father of modern psychology? Seriously?! I was going for a bachelor in psychology studies, but its just disgusting.

Male: I'm all you've got good lookin' Female: then I must not have alot

Hey baby. Do you drive a slug bug on a rainbow? If so, I'll drive.

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Real life anti Joke: At my school Me as a teen: Hey, I don't know me, and I don't know you, but we both live at the same private school, how about you come with me later and so I can screw you really hard? Girl: My God I love confident guys, sure! Me: Wha...what? That is not quite what I uh... You mean blush really want to have sex with me? I mean I am... co-conifden I mean confident but like really? Girl: Meh, not anymore... Moral: Must have been quite some time ago because it took me years to understand why she refused at the end...

I'll never forget the day I swept you off of my feet.

-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. -Nah, i already like it the way it is, with N and O beside each other

Yet another one from real life: At law school: Kid to woman: Why don't I ever get any of you?! Woman laughs Me: You could start by not whining so much... Kid: That wont ever work! You know that is bullshit! Its not like I am whining I just whine whenever blahblahblah... Me: Sigh... Girl: He is kinda cute... Me: Wha? Moral: Not a real anti joke, since I had not heard from any of them until today, I just got invited to their wedding...

Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

If you were homework, I would slam you on my table and do you all night long.

are you on fire?

Nerdy Pokemon Pickup he: i want to squirrtle on your jigglypuff she: I want to boulder smash your face

As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

My dog just died so now you're my only Bitch.

Anti-Pickup Line

A collection of responses to pickup lines, and just bad ones in general!

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