I heard this one in real life in Spain, pretty good one: Man: Please marry me! I am nothing without you! Woman: If you are worth nothing then why should I want you? Man: Uh... Moral: Its a great honor having a dedicated group of followers making sure my comments always have red thumbs, thanks to this my sociology studies are complete. My thanks to every azzhole out there.

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Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

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- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

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Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

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Him: Does your dad own a bakery? Her: Yes, Why? Him: Because I saw his advertisement in the newspaper

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange

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-Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours? -No.

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Girl: I was just wondering... Boy: Smell my armpits on July 24th, 2016!

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Hey baby you looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need now is U

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who wants to play EPAR

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was born beautiful, But what the hell happened to you!

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I hate you already.

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-Nice bum where ya from? -Australia, wanna ****?

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girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

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-Why is one breast bigger than the other? -because I popped it and all the silicone leaked out

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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Male: Paper or plastic? Female: What? Male: Paper or plastic, you know, to put over your head.

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Hey baby, you're really hot, I like girls with some meat for my bone.

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Do you live around here often?

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There's a reason why they call my penis the Bunker Buster.

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Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

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“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.” (Groucho Marx)

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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

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