Male: hey sexy whats your sign? Female: dead end!

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hey angel you duh sexy , if you duh rice i eat you everyday-pha haha

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Lesbihonest

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- you're so fat! - I know you are, but what am I? -awwww, thanks man!!! -I didn't mean it like that!

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Hey you should let me have sex with you! Why? Because I'm going to do it anyway!

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Hey baby, my name is Richard Gozinia. But my friends call me Dick. Dick Gozinia.

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A couple wanted to try something different in the bedroom, The wife suggests they do it in a 69 position so they get into position but the wife lets one off in the husbands face she apologises and they try again when the wife farts again the husband gets up to leave and says no I don't think I can do this another 67 times!

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Roses are red violets are blue i got a gun get in the van!

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together. -If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would take 'U' out entirely.

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If you go out with me there might be some smegma in it for you.

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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Great! Maybe next time I'll electrocute you to death!

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Are those space pants? Cause there's not enough space in my house to fit your ass.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with glue? My d***

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I wish I was your math momework, because then I would be really hard and you'd be doing me on the desk.

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baby please dont make this rape turn into a murder

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Hi! Do you like fat guys with no money?

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side. (;

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M:HEY BABY! Where you from? W: Im a lesbian.. M: COOL! So which part of Lesbia are you from?

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

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I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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*When you get her to your place* I'm just going to be honest. I've been on the FBI's most wanted list for quite some time now.

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