on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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What's a good comeback if a guy asked me "Bring me a sandwich"?? -COmeback with the goddamn sandwich

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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How about you swing by my place so we can do some complex algebraic functions.

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M:HEY BABY! Where you from? W: Im a lesbian.. M: COOL! So which part of Lesbia are you from?

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Girl, do you believe in love by first sight? Uh maybe... Okay, let me see if those titties of you are real or wonderbra or silicone or whatever... Moral: You are fantastic, you know who you remind me of? Myself ;)

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Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

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-Are you the sun? -No.. Why? -Because you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me.

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Hey wanna have sex and get married! ......... sorry.......

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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Why couldnt susie see out her window? She was not home, see was to busy drowning in the ocean.

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hey baby i just came in my pants

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Girls hate me, they always discuss about how they regret fucking with me over and over again. Moral: Thumb me down, I know ya love me.

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Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

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Boy: How much does a Polarbear weigh? Girl: How much? Boy: Just as much as me, hi my name is Ahron

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"Hey, I have the feeling i've seen you before somewhere..." "Well, could be, I used to be a porn actress.

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You dont need makeup, plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays!

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I couldn't help but notice you from the other side of the bar. You look way better from over there.

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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- you come here often? -i used to until you came here

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-I love you.

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Man: Hey you female? Cuz I am a horny man and... *door slams*

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