So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back because falling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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Batman bravely leaps in front of the Robin: Bats: WATCH OUT FOR THAT GAY-RAY! *Bats suddenly grabs Robin and starts making out with him* Bats: I am sorry, I cannot stop it... I... Robin: I am underage so maybe it was a pedo-ray or something... Joker: What gay ray? What pedo ray? It was suppose to disintegrate you! But whatever, I win. Moral: It was a looong trip back home.

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Hey, i looked up the word beauty in the thesaurus and your name was mentioned there. ..... in the antonyms

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Do you know why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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Still a better love story than Twilight

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Roses are red Violates are blue Get in the van I have a gun.

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-Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? -Are you implying that I'm satan?

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Hello im a thief and I'm here to steal your purse

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He: You're as pretty as a picture. She: Thank you. He: Unfortunately, it's a picture of shit. She: -__-

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He- You've got something on your ass. She- What? He- Oh never mind, it's just a period stain.

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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Man: did you just fart cuz you blew me away! Woman: actually I did, sorry if it smells I had enchiladas for lunch.

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Man: Wow you are my cousin? Damn girl you are hot! I mean nothing wrong you know, I was just wondering if you wanna get a innocent cup of coffee Woman: Uh, thanks, but I have never met you... Man: Not my cousin? Bah, what a turnoff im outta here... Moral: Yeah moral... Pffft! You will have an easier time finding Waldo here.

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Hey girl, I am a rich guy with a huge estate and stuff, while you live under a cardboard box so... Your place or mine? Both, I to your place, and you to mine.

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I hope you're not a vegetarian.... because my dick is made of meat.

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Do Your feet hurt? Cause youve been stomping on my dreams for 3 years now

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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Waiter- For you, sir? Male: I'll have a Strawberry Daquiri, non-alcoholic, please. Waiter- And, for your company? Male: For her, a long-island-iced-tea, with a twist of Rohypnol.

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guy:did you fall from heaven? girl:no? guy:sorry, it just looks like you landed on your face

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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