- Anti-Pickup Line

Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

WOW MY LONGEST EVER COMMENT BELOW GOT A THUMBS UPS WOOT-WO-WO-WOROWOOOT *Partyravelights that confetti crap and... Moral: I dont really give a shit and all...

Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

Have you met Ted?

-Eeeeeeeey girl how much does a polar bear weigh? -An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb),[4] while an adult female is about half that.

Did you just fart? 'cos you blew me away

if i was a fly, i'd be all over you, because you are the SHIT.

Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side. (;

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

I hope you're not a vegetarian.... because my dick is made of meat.

Me: it smells in here Her: its maybe my perfume! Me: no i let a glorious fart fallowed my an ass crapping on my foot

Glass Basketball

Are you an erection? 'Cause you're growing on me.

Your father must be a thief, because I saw him stealing at Target earlier.

Is that a ladder in your hose or the stairway to heaven? It is the stairway to heaven, but I've already got an asshole up there

You wanna go somewhere? Yeah, where? The Swingers Association.

"Don't scream"

-Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? -Enough to break the ice? -Ummm... yea... silence

HE ; " MY NAME'S BOND, JAMES BOND" SHE;" MY NAME'S , OFF!"

Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

You're ugly, but you intrigue me.

Lesbihonest

Anti-Pickup Line

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