Real life anti Joke mambo number five: Me: Hey wanna do it? Girl: I am a nun now remember? Me: Yeah but I always wanted to do it with a nun ;). Moral: She forgave me, nine years later :P

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Lol, waifu and Rebecca are like "do you have to type so much? Come back prince charming... ...I Am all NO! AND CALL ME MASTER BISON. SO ANYWAY SHORT coMMENT SEE? I DONT HAVE TO TYPE AS MUCH! AND NOW THAT THEY ARE ALL LAUGHING BECAUSE OF MY SHEET HERE I JUST KEEP TYPING YOU KNOW BECAUSE THEY ARE HANGING OVER ME AND I CANT MOVE.:: GIrls read this: (not you ladies not yet, I am talking about my gals here) IF YOU WANT ME TO JOIN YOU, MOVE THE FUCK OVER TO EACH OF YOUR SIDES, SO I CAN GET UP, YOU CAN SQUEEZE ON TOP OF EACH OTHER SO I CAN DO YOU BOTH. Lol Rebecca is all like "He is not really posting that stuff right? "Hey Nero you are not going to post that stuff are you? Lol Harris, does your sister know me again? Ps: Dont worry folks, I mean Harris is like my bro from another ho, seriously, I bang his sister, he goes like "THERE IS A GOOD CATCH SON!" And kept giving me the thumbs ups when she liked Anal too much and could not sit. ANYWAYSSSSSSS SHORT COMMENT GET! (Sorry id type more, but I think my dick is alive again... IT MUST DROWN IN THE JUICES OF WITCHES OF ENCHANT! "I wont post this Rebecca? Lol, you know why I do not care about their opinion Rebecca lady" BECAUSE I AM AWESOME, AND THEY ARE NOOOOOOOOOOT! Oh you do not want your bro to know... Rebbeca chan... Your bro just sent me a thumbs ups and "take good care of her bro" Yeah let me put this incredibly good laptop away and show you. Ps: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!

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men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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You wanna go somewhere? Yeah, where? The Swingers Association.

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

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Damn girl! You`re fat and ugly! its ok though, cuz Im desperate!

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Damn you look good in beer goggles.

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-Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? -Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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Hey baby you looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need now is U

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hey your pretty... pretty ugly!

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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Hey baby wanna come back to my place? Goo-goo ga-ga

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Girl: I was just wondering... Boy: Smell my armpits on July 24th, 2016!

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Does the carpet match the drapes? -Do I look bald?

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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Hey you should let me have sex with you! Why? Because I'm going to do it anyway!

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if i was a fly, i'd be all over you, because you are the SHIT.

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male: hey wanna ride female: STRANGER DANGER!

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"How'd you get the black eye?" "I called Yolanda a two-bit whore." "What did she hit you with?" "A sack of quarters."

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Look at the keyboard, u and i are together. Look underneath, it says jk.

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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