- Anti-Pickup Line

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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-Hey babe, wanna go to my place and bang all night long? -No you freak. -Well, I gave you a choice.

Guy: Do you like me? Girl: No Guy: ..... Girl: You didn't ask me if I loved you! Guy: Do you love me? :D Girl: No

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-Get in the Van

- Hey baby, what's your sign? - Dead End.

HE ; " MY NAME'S BOND, JAMES BOND" SHE;" MY NAME'S , OFF!"

Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Yeah sure, ill just go grab my gag and handcuffs. Male: ...

Female: You're hot! Male: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get in the van.

J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

Hey, nice shoes..... Wanna F***?

Are you an erection? 'Cause you're growing on me.

Do you live around here often?

Are you an ornithologist?... because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

you actually look alright with the lights on.

boy: my dick is 10 inches girl: mine's too

if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

You have a laugh like my favorite porn star.

Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong

Whats best about having sex with twenty six year olds?..... Theres twenty of them!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

Hey baby, wanna make $50?

Anti-Pickup Line

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