guy: can i rape you? girl: No Guy: great that means any sex we have from now on is consensual, thanks

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Roses are red violets are blue i got a gun get in the van!

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Man: I will make the rape on you now woman! Woman: Wow great Borat imitation bravo! Man: Borat who? *draws gun* Moral: Pretty immoral

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He - Hey Dreamboat! She - *turns around He - No you, shipwreck

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Girl: Hi honey, wanna see a magic trick? Boy: Sure, why not? Girl -POOF- YOU'RE SINGLE!

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Are you a magnet, because i'm attracted to you. Yes, i am. So unless you want to have sex with metal, then i suggest you leave.

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Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

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Am I having a erection or am I just glad to see you? Moral: My d1ck in my hand is HARDly a better option than my d1ck in a bush.

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Man: Hey, I've been kinda watching you through the night and I'd really be mad if I didn't talk to you tonight. So um, do you want to grab a bite to eat sometime or something? Woman: I'm married but you seem like a nice guy so yea... yea, I'd like that alot.

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Young man: Hey I have watched a lot of Hentai lately so I wondered if you wanna come home and have hardcore sex and... Mature woman: HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING! IM YOUR MOTHER! Young man: As I said mom... I have watched a lot of Hentai lately so... Moral: Hentai keeping families together since forever...

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When you burst through the asphalt, emerging from the depths of hell.

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Does anyone have a toothpick? I need to pick the crabs out of the cracks of my teeth.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Quite a lot, actually.

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Him: I'd go through anything for you. Her: The exit's over there.

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Hey, are you an angel? Because you smell like you've been dead for a while

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cu.mm.ing too

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boy - would you like to dance? girl - hell no! boy - I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. girl - That's why I said "Hell No!" girl - I'm trying to deny the fact that I look fat in my pants. boy - damnit! girl - Phew!

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Man: Do you work at Subway? Girl: Why? Did I just give u a 6 inch?

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all in all it was a good orgy

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*Boy looks at cloth* -Does this smell like chlorophorm?

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Do you want to dance No I suppose a blow job is out of the question then

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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Classic story time: Shit that happens out there. Girl: Omg that guy called you a douche! Go punch him! Or else my respect for you is gone. Man: Hey, you called me a douche right? Well... FALCOWN PAWNCH! Girl: Omg you are so violent, my respect for you is gone. Moral: Really, I am speechless... Its a lose/lose situation.

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-Can I have your number? -Can my boyfriend punch you in the face?

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