- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? - No but I scraped my knees when I climbed up from hell

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I have one thing to say to all the woman who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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A 85 year old man was at a bar, he goes up to the first hot thing he sees and asks do I come here often?

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I told my wife I met someone who looked just like her she asked Was she gorgeous I didn't know what to say.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't it's fine the way it is

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Her: Guess what? Him: What? Her Yo Mama! Him: Is she that slut i did last night?

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-Darling, I will never stop pursuing you. Even from the ends of the earth, I will follow you wherever you go. Really, I love you that much. -"Honey", I will call the police and have you thrown in jail for stalking me. Really, I hate you that much.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange

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Drink this!

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Guy: What does a girl like you doing to a place like this? Girl: Trying to get away from you

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Ay girl, those jeans make your ass look fat. Now I'ma get you pregnant while you make breakfast.

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Guy: Hey would you like to dance? Girl: No! Guy: Oh come on! Don't be picky. I wasn't!

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Your face is like mace, every time i see if i get blinded

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- Hello There Pretty Lady! - Hi... - Wow, your the fist girl I've met who has bigger boobs than I do! - Tw*t

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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Man: "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the Titanic, and I'll be the iceberg making you go down." Woman: "That would be a massive disaster."

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Charmeleon is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

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Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

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I think your cute. I though you were cute, until I saw you...

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-"Hey babe, you gotta nice ass!" -"Yep, and it doesn't like a rude one staring at it."

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Man: Hey babe ;) I may not be the smartest guy around, but look at these muscles! (flexes like crazy). Girl: Sorry, I am blind... Man: Oh... do you hear my sexy raspy voice though? Girl: Sorry I am also deaf... Man: Oh... (leaves) 2 Weeks later: Man: HEY THAT WOMAN TRICKED ME! SHE SAID SHE WAS DEAF BUT WAS CAPABLE OF SPEAKING! DEAF PEOPLE DO NOT SPEAK!.... I think...

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Drunk guy with high standards part 3: Man: Dunno woman... you are so big and... and... FAT and really huge and stuff but... well... uh.. you are still really damn hot so lets do it! Man: YAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Astronauts: Did that guy really eject himself towards the sun? Moral: At least he was right about the really hot part... and that ladies and gentlemen, is the terrible end of the amazing drunk man with high standards, you can read the whole series just by clicking onwards trough my comments and give em a thumbs ups just as you go along.. otherwise they will show up... mean they wo..

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