Im gonna rape you..

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Boy: So...Um...How's life? Girl: Great, until you came along.

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What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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him: your like the sun in the morning. her: that so sweet! him: Your very big and i can even stare at you for more then 2 secondes.

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Your father must have been a theif, because you look like a pikiey

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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Are you a dementor? Cause you take my breath away.

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The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

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And then it hit me.....no really now I'm bleeding

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does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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Wanna go back to my place and watch some CarVideos?

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did you fall from heaven, cause i forgot my library card.

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boy: my dick is 10 inches girl: mine's too

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Boy: You know the keyboard says that U and I are together. Girl: It also says JK

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She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

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Girl: Hi honey, wanna see a magic trick? Boy: Sure, why not? Girl -POOF- YOU'RE SINGLE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im a serial killer So GTFO before i kill you

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What did you do to Kelly? Why? Because she said you did her good(; What? Cuz' I heard you did that goood thing(; When? Last night on the bed, 3am(;

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-Good afternoon miss, would you care to try our new line of perfume? -Sure what's it called? -Chloroform...

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guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

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Okay, I lied, the one below actually kinda works, people get impressed, it is quite the accomplishment you know... But since I am gonna get married soon I don't pick up as much as I should anyways. Moral: Man

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Is that a ladder in your tights or are you just a cheap whore?!

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-Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because you're like a solid 7.

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Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together. Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.

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