Nice legs what time do they open

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-don't sit on the table, people eat there! -don't sit on that chair, people sit there!

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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man: wanna know how i know we're going to f**k tonight? woman: how? man: cuz im stronger than you!

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I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

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- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.

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what goes up and down , side to side all the time? a compass get your mind out of the gudder.

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I know who you are, and where you live. Can we meet there later?

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Dont people ever get tired of PRETENDING like they dont need others aproval? I NEED APPROVAL I NEED APPROVAL! Moral: I REALLY DO! YEEEEEEEEES BECAUSE...Uh...you matter more than me? Nah, nothing like that, only I matter more than you...

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How much does a whales weigh? How much? Just enough to make you look skinny.

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How do you know where gonna have sex tonight.Im stronger than you.

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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You look like a dog... Wana bone?

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Do you have an STD? No. DO you want one??

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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Hitler: Hey Mädchen, du bist Jude? Girl: What? Hitler: Ärmel hochkrempeln, ich brauche deine Nummer.

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Dating tips 101: First you find a girl that likes you. Then you realize no girl likes you. Moral: Lesson done.

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Male: (Pulls Female in close, strokes her hair, and mutters 'My precious' over and over to himself)

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What did you do to Kelly? Why? Because she said you did her good(; What? Cuz' I heard you did that goood thing(; When? Last night on the bed, 3am(;

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-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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Male: Want to hear a story about my d--k? Nevermind, it's too long. Female: Want to hear a story about my vagina? Nevermind, you won't get it.

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Soon

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Jack is riding his new yellow bicycle. His father bought it for his 12th anniversary. Jack is ecstatic to have his first ride down his street. Erick thinks its ugly.

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