who wants to play EPAR

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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all in all it was a good orgy

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GUY: are you trash? cuz i'd like to take you out friday night GIRL: are you trash? cuz you smell like it

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- Lets get outta here and have some fun - If you got your fathers dick....no

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You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day! ...I'm a paraplegic, asshole.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Do u remember me from middle school? I could never forget you

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Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night

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Hey girl, I heard you are a lesbian! So which part of lesbia are you from? Moral: Geography is overrated, he got laid.

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"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes." "They always say that before they go to sleep."

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-Hey, what's your sign? -I don't know, but yours must be Cancer.

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The word of the day is 'legs' , The word of tomorrow is Aardvark .

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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I need a fire extinguisher, because my heart is on fire! If you ever talk to me again, I will need a fire extinguisher because I will set myself on fire.

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Boy: Hey girl, do you wanna play hard to get? Girl: No. Boy: That's the spirit!

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"Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out." "I charge $80 with anesthesia, $40 without."

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TURRETES (or however you spell it) GUY ON PICKUP! Man: IM GONNA RAPE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEK! (runs away) Man: I mean... I tried to say you seem nice...:( Moral: BOB SAGET!

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Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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baby please dont make this rape turn into a murder

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Batman enters a bar: Batman: Ladies... I am Batman... *everyone runs out screaming* Batman: *facepalm* Moral: Want to be feared? Well what did you expect? Who I am? Are you dense? Retarded or something? I am the goddamn Moral-Man!

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