why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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Is your dad a terrorist?? 'Cause you're a sex bomb.

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adam burdass

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Hey i got a job for you. But it blows.

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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It that a tsunami in your panties or are you excited to see me.. :)

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Hitler: Hey Mädchen, du bist Jude? Girl: What? Hitler: Ärmel hochkrempeln, ich brauche deine Nummer.

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If I had chloroform and a rag, you'd be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

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I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.

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-Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low self-esteem. I will prey on your poor self-image for short-term sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. -OK.

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I'm craving some bacon, wanna strip?

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-Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind. -Yea, I was running away from you.

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is your name macaulay culkin? cuz you're going home alone.

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-How did you get to be so beautiful? -I must’ve been given your share.

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-Your face must turn a few heads. -And your face must turn a few stomachs.

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-can i buy you a drink? i buy you a taxi?

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-Can I buy you a drink? -Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

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-Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots? -Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

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Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

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Man, stay alive, I dont even got time to read that shit. See you around son.

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Girl: I like a romantic man. Man: oh yes? Girl: Yeah he would have to sing to me... Man: Ehem... cough... okay here goes:Madness? Madness! Madness? Madness! Girl: What? Man: THIS IS SPARTA! THIS IS SPARTA! A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A A-A-A-A-A! THIS IS SPARTA! THIS IS SPARTA! THIS IS SPARTA! THIS IS SPARTA! A-A-A.... Girl: EEEK MY EARS! *runs away* Man: Wait where are you going I am not even finished singing my youtube sparta mix!! Moral: When its hot, they pinch back, *wheeze*

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-Want to get on your knees and suck my dick? -No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Get in the van I have a gun.

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