Losers pick-up sex guide. 1. Create a beautiful environment at home, with candles, romantic music, etc. 2. Buy lube, some sexy female underwear, a couple of sex toys, some erotic magazines to excite you`re partner. 3. Pick-up you`re stuff and masturbate.

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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I don't want for Christmas?

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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At a bar (for originality`s sake :P) Man: Hello would you want to come home with me and uckucukucekcuah cough... AAAAAARRrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh (dies of heart attack) Woman: Wow that was an original line, ok ill come home with you... err... hello... uh... is everything okay? Moral: Despite this "joke" death is rarely a good pickup line.

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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Hello, it's nice to meet you.

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Gurl, I'll do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

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Guy on phone:ok im on my way. Other guy:who was that,your mom? Guy on phone:no yours. (this is not mine ,its from Cyanide en Happines).

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I put the STD in STuD all i need is U!

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Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth

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Boy : Gurle: hi

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guy:did you fall from heaven? girl:no? guy:sorry, it just looks like you landed on your face

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Get your coat love. I've got a knife

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

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can i take a dump in your mouth?

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Why didn't the boy make the soccer team? He missed the tryouts

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did you fall from heaven, cause i forgot my library card.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got a gun get in the van!

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Yo wazzup hoes? You knew black guys have the biggest dicks ever? ;) Uh, so what? You are white. Oh... yeah... Moral: Damn wiggers.

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Did you just fart? 'cos you blew me away

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You're like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.

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Hey, I your dad a baker?...Cuz it would be really cool if he were a baker.

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The return of everyone`s pimps pimp! Pimp: Amma so cool I can piss on this electric fence no problemo! Pzzzzzzzzz.. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Moral: Its better to end a sucky character early, am I right or am I right? Thumb me down if I am right...;) Ps: His name was Tyrese Whiner XD you can read his fantastic anti-joke some pages down or whatever...

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