Still a better love story than Twilight

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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What's your favorite condiment? Mine's mayonaise.

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You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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Guy: (Walks up to girl) "I do not think it is a girls body that makes her special, it is her personality that really counts". Girl: "Well that's to bad because you can't have sex with my personality". (Then walks away)

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Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd like to tap that ass.

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- I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U - ...

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I hope you're not a vegetarian.... because my dick is made of meat.

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Man: Your tag's showing. It says "Made in Heaven". Woman: *Proceeds to leak period blood into a puddle at the man's feet and walks away in silence*

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-hey baby wanna get a drink? -no but i wanna get the heck away from you

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Jdkfk

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Man: Your body is a temple! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put U and I next to each other Girl: It's already together dumbass

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Man - I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Woman - Good cus' your breath stinks!

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Skilled man enters a bar: Man: Lady, I am a scientist... Lady: So? Man: I also have black belt in several martial arts... Lady: Your point? Man: uh... I have uh... Lady: Sigh... *gets up and leaves* Moral: Knowing what and how to be attractive to women is an art on its own...

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'I' and 'U' together. Really? Cos' I like it just the way it is... With 'N' and 'O' together.

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Have you heard of that new movie "Other People"? Cuz thats what i wanna see.

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-I can see forever in your eyes. -But all I can see is never in yours.

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-What's your name sexy? -Taken!

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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At the library: So girl, how about we find a nice quiet place? Moral: Location, location...

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hey angel you duh sexy , if you duh rice i eat you everyday-pha haha

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I scream, You scream, The Police come, It's Awkward...

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