- Anti-Pickup Line

Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

-I better drive you home, miss. Because you're a woman and you can't drive. Get it?

Hey, Are You From Tennessee, Because Your License Plate Says Tennessee.

Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

Don't turn this rape into a murder.

-Are you Jamaican 'cos jamaican me crazy! -... stabs

i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

yo im will smith yo, thats my name and I was juzz wonderin if you ever you know like the beach or bbq because stuff happen yanno and while I do some rap id just belieeve that things are a bit crazy these times so I was thinking maybe ill ask you out right? But then I was like WHAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAA and... Hey gurl where you goin im just getting warmed up. Moral: I met the guy, day one I had a great day, day two I didnt get any sleep and now I hate him, the end.

Me about four years ago: Girl: So what do you do? Me: I am an author. Girl: Cool! So like what do you write and stuff? Me: I am on my third book I am writing for Tom Clancy. Girl: Get outta here! You are so full of shit! This kinda happened a lot of times actually. ...Its true, then he died, now I am trying to rewrite the whole piece of crap into science fiction, yeah! Come sue me CLANCY! Do you think ANYBODY thought that you could write like 732 books a year? (Even though they where pieces of shit, I would know, mine are still the worst rated, but not worst selling because I dont know)

Are you from Austrailia? Because I'd like to put my tongue in your butthole

HI, DO YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME DOCTOR RABBIT THE HYMEN DESTROYER? Nero the clit collector: Actually this works pretty good, just wear a random rabbit costume, cut a hole where your CAWCK is, and make sure they are girls under twelve or below (because it kinda loses its meaning with little boys but fuck it anyways, yeah fuck it! FUCK IT TO THE LIMIT!) I work at a daycare center: Because I care.

I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

Q: Why are Italian girls so hairy? A: Because it turns out its a genetic predisposition in which almost all males and females have when of the Italian ethnicity, these genetics are also parts of other race types.

hey Herpes Go Away!

If you were a booger, I would pick up you first.

hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

Guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: no Guy: Good! Because I have to go take a shit!

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

-don't sit on the table, people eat there! -don't sit on that chair, people sit there!

hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. Plays moral man theme (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

Him: Does your dad own a bakery? Her: Yes, Why? Him: Because I saw his advertisement in the newspaper

Anti-Pickup Line

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