Girl, wanna fuck rite now? Sure! Man! You are such a hoe! *walks away disgusted* Moral: Be careful for what you ask for.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Get in the van I have a gun.

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Hello my name is Horny and... oops... I got it wrong didn't I?

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-Do you mind if i smoke? -No. I dont even mind if you burn....

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Man: Hey sexy, I think I have seen you many times before... Woman: Hmmm... I do not think I have seen you before... Man: Do you happen to be used to getting raped? Woman:...... Moral: yeah it was her :( Audience: BOOOOOOOOOO! Moral: I know :(

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Man: Hey... wanna join me at my big mansion and have a friendly discussion? Girl: A mansion eh? Well.. sure! At the mansion: Man: MUAHAHAHAHA! I am gonna r@pe you! Girl: NO PLEASE! I am not drun.. uh not ready yet! 5 minutes later: Woman: OUCH! ouchie! That hurts! Stop it! ITS TOO HARD! Man: HAHA AND TAKE THIS GRAPE! AND THIS GRAPE! Oh... never mind this is one has turned a raisin... AND THIS GRAPE!... so uh... anyway wanna move on to the "lovers room" later? Want some more Champagne by the way? AND THIS GRAPE, AND THIS ONE IS REALLY BIG AND HARD! GET READY! Woman: Yeah sure... sigh... just get done with this weirdness already... damn these eccentric millionaires... OUCH! OOF!

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Girl: Hey classy older man, wanna get to know me better? Man: Sigh... sorry lady I am the man that played Gandalf in that... shitty lords of something movie... Girl: so what? Man: Sigh... you know.. Gandalf the white and Gandalf the gay...? Girl: Huh? Man: Ever seen the X-men? Girl: Yeah... Man: ONE WORD: FAGNETO! Girl: uh.. okay.. "leaves". Ian McKellen: Sigh... should have come out of the closet sooner...

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Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

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I put the STD in STUD, now all I need is U.

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In a loud bar: Man: Do you enjoy gRape? Woman: HOW DARE YOU YOU PERVERT! Man: Uh... how about raisins then... Woman: Err... can you repeat that first question again... Moral: I would but I would have to bypass the censorship somehow...

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Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

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"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material." "I'm vegan."

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Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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Guy: what do this pickup line and your face have in common? Girl: what? Guy: they are both poorly constructed.

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damn, girl... you look like you put your socks on BOTH feet.

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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-Your the hottest girl i have ever met -I'm a man

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Why are you crying? I have to walk out these woods alone!

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Boy:Nice hair Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

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I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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