I AM LOVE! I AM LOVE! Moral: Seriously, I have never been QUUUUUITE this happy, shouting I am love is probably not the best move, thanks for your thumbs ups, thumbs downs, and while my work is done here, that does not mean Ill leave, I need to keep my reputation as the fourth, smoothest, aka pointless invention in the world, and unless you want to count that girl Justina Bitcherina, that means that I am the smoothest man alive, THANK YOU THANK YOU! And feel free to vote this down if you cant handle being thanked by the smoothest most awesome man alive. Hey, I get it, we cant all be me ;)

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Man: Are you a beach? Cause I'm sure there's a lot of crabs crawling around down there

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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Male: Baby, I am God's gift to this earth! Female: Well, if I take a receipt up to Heaven, can I exchange you for someone better?

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Drunk guy with high standards part 3: Man: Dunno woman... you are so big and... and... FAT and really huge and stuff but... well... uh.. you are still really damn hot so lets do it! Man: YAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Astronauts: Did that guy really eject himself towards the sun? Moral: At least he was right about the really hot part... and that ladies and gentlemen, is the terrible end of the amazing drunk man with high standards, you can read the whole series just by clicking onwards trough my comments and give em a thumbs ups just as you go along.. otherwise they will show up... mean they wo..

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Hey :) Hi Do you like me? :) No :'( You never asked if i loved you... Awhhhh do you love me :) No

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How does a ghost walk through walls? There's normally a door.

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By reason or by Strength, moral man has a serious side too, and I prevail. Moral: Threats... anyone in my unit threatening another would simply be thrown in jail for a couple of weeks, then kicked out, and using military equipment to threaten, trace and murder people is highly illegal. Asshole, troll or not, I will use my right and reason to have you removed permanently from the horsehead network if you persist.

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Girl: I was just wondering... Boy: Smell my armpits on July 24th, 2016!

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You must have a large mass because i am highly attracted to you

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who wants to play EPAR

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You're like a can of condensed milk. Short, thick, and sweet.

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Guy: I got you a gift! Girl: Thanks.. make sure it's not you....

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Male: Hey babe! Wanna come to my house for a party? Female: Sorry! Don't have my herpes shot!

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I have a knife and a penis. Choose which one goes in you.

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HE ; " MY NAME'S BOND, JAMES BOND" SHE;" MY NAME'S ****, **** OFF!"

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Do you have cancer, because you look diseased.

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"Hey can I get your number?" "-12 Like the inches of your dick."

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Boy: So...Um...How's life? Girl: Great, until you came along.

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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If you and I were squirrels, I'd bust a nut in that hole.

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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Do you believe in angels? Cool, what about goblins?

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