MAN: hey, are youa gust of wind? cause you blow me away! WOMAN: really? that makes me happy! i was getting kinda sick of you being here!

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M: Hey bitch i'll give you £50 to touch my penis. f: Simon thats an afterschool detention M: SCORE!

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—do you believe in love at first sight or shall I come back again? —no, and I think you shall not come back ever.

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Husband: I will always get breakfast and newspapers in bed AT 5:30 baby, but not wake me when you wake up at 4:30

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

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Hey bitch wanna fuck! SURE! Nah you too sleasy. Moral: And the masters of the universe.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent sounds stupid.

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-How much do you love me? -Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. -But it's the morning. -Exactly.

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Aww seriously dude? That would be awesome, gotta warn you though, this car repair dude, is really ripping my shirt off but you know, ill send you the bill. 666 (my phone is on the charger, get me a new one and ill write a fucking essay about my sisters ass and post it here I really need a phone)

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't it's fine the way it is

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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Yo imma let you finish yourself off

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Do you have an STD? No. DO you want one??

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and G and L and Y together because that is what you are.

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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I'm jealous of every girl that hugs you, Because for that one second she held my entire world.

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Guy: You must put sugar in your cereal every morning... Girl: Why cause I am so sweet :) Guy: No because you haven't been able to see your toes in at least 20 years...

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"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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nice kid... want another?

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Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I'll be watching you

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Okay, now one where I actually succeeded okay? I know this is not like "goodpickuplines.com nor anything but hey... She: I used to have the nicest goldfish. Me: I got one myself. She: Really? Is it at your place? Me: Duh! She: Lol can we go see it? Me: Sure!... Oh wait... Oh, it died last week :( She: Can we like you know... still go see it? ;) *That sound you get when you score a billion billions on an arcade machine*

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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