Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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Ay Girl. Can I get yo digletts?

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Hello, it's nice to meet you.

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Woman enters gynecologist office: Man: YO I am the vaginator! Woman: Vaginator? Man: You know, the guy that is gonna fu.. I mean study your pussy with the long hard spear and see if your juices are okay and stuff... Woman: HuuuuuuuH? Moral: Writing this makes me understand why some women dont exactly enjoy a trip to the "Vaginator" so I forgot the moral and the point... my sympaties though...

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In a classy bar: KEEP IT CLASSY! Man: Hello there dear... your eyes sparkle like the sun itself... Woman: Oh... thank you random stranger, that is the most beautiful thing someone have ever said to me :D Man: Really? But you are gorgeous (the two proceed to have a long CLASSY conversation and laughing in a classy reserved matter and drinking classy champagne and whatever... and then: Man: Ahahaha yes that is indeed true... By the way... would you mind becoming the single lonely mother of my children? Moral: skipped most of school classes... class ... overrated...

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Boy- I'm heading back to my place. Want to come? Girl-Sorry you strike me as a person who cums all by himself.

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Guy : your looking well! Girl: awh thanks Guy: You must have shaved this morning.....waaaaaay

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Guy: what do this pickup line and your face have in common? Girl: what? Guy: they are both poorly constructed.

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Man: If I ask you to go on a date, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one? Woman: (pause) Rape!

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back because falling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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Man: Wanna come home watch my REALLY big stamp collection? ;) ;) Girl: Sure ;) ;) At home: Man: Why are you taking your clothes off? Girl: Uh... nevermind... Moments later: Man: And this one is a rare misprint from 1980, and this one is actually quite common but.., Girl: Sigh... :(

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Female Police officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: Boobies.

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you look like my mother

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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. -Nah, i already like it the way it is, with N and O beside each other

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-Your eyes are as blue as toilet water

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Boy:Nice hair Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

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GIRL: I bet you say that to all the girls you meet. MAN: How much you want to bet? No wait, I better not make that bet. (or) MAN: Only half the ones I get this far in conversation with. The other half are a little bit easier to get in bed with.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Woman: What does ui spell?

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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