Yo wazzup hoes? You knew black guys have the biggest dicks ever? ;) Uh, so what? You are white. Oh... yeah... Moral: Damn wiggers.

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guy scientist: hey can i send a probe to explore uranus? girl scientist: hey can i send a rocket with you in it to the sun/

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Man: Do you sleep on your stomach? Woman: No... Man: Can I?

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Man: Honestly! I am just desperate, and besides you are damn hot! Woman: Lets go to your place ;) Moral: This works, the anti-part is that no one will believe me nor try it themselves... Incredible how the easiest way is the least used...

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knock knock. whos there. interupting cow. inter... mooo!

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Guy: Is it hot in here or did i just break the ice? Girl: No, it was your weight.

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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BOY-i love you GIRL-(sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit

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Guy -Are you from Tenessee? Girl -No. guy -oh, because you looked kinda southern.

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Girl: How come you never look at me when we make love? Guy: Your face is taking away the memory of your sister's.

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Are you jamacian? Cause your jamacian me crazy? no you're a fucking whore

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"is that a ladder in your tights? or a fire escape for the crabs?"

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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Man: (in indian accent) HELLO I AM VERY RICH INDIAN MAN, I HAVE COLLECTION OF EXPENSIVE CARS AND LIMOS, I TAKE LADY HOME AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO HER, THEN GIVE HER LOTSA JEWELS AND MONEY! Woman: Cool ill come home with you. Man: Uh... can you lend me money for the bus?

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Male: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Female: If you were an ass, I would kick you first.

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Man: Your so hot, i think heavens missing an angel Girl: ... Man: ... Girl: ... Girl 2: Sophie turn your hearing aid on Man: oooh.

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Man: I wanna know what love iiiiiiis... And I want you to show meeeeeeeeee! *Woman slams man with baseball bat* Man: Urgh... ARGH MY FACE BLEEDING EVERYWHERE! WHYYYY! Woman: I love baseball! Moral: Stupid singing idiot, if that is not the worst pick up line ever, then some other is!

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Hey this is crazy and I just met you so here's the kitchen a sandwich maybe?

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have met you before? i like eating my dogs shit.

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