hey baby do you fart? (much embaressed she awser)yeah,why? i knew that was a lie when they said that pretty girls don't fart

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Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

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Do women shake the petrol pump after filling or is that just a guy thing?

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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Do you believe in rape by first sight? Moral: I think its immoral enough as it is already.

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Me: You know what bitch... You are *burp* such a bitch... That I am just gonna smear peanut butter on my crotch and... Lady: Dude, I am a man but okay! Me: You are a guy? Did you have to tell me that? I mean I got beer googles but I hear perfectly well! Then his girlfriend which happened to be my cousin showed up and... *facepalm*

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"Wow, you look so thin! Are you wearing a girdle?"

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Guy: Hey babe, do you have a GPS... I'm lost in your eyes. Girl: Make a U-Turn

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Little guy: I also beat Mike Tyson with my fists! Woman: Meh, from what I heard you beat some nobody named Mr.Dream! Little guy: Damn you Nintendo! Moral: He sure was not a big mac... more like a little ma.. baaaah you wont get it anyways!....

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Man: I am willing to give my life for you. Woman: How about you fucking get one instead and rather seek me out then? Moral: M-M-M-Morale breaker!

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Girl: I was just wondering... Boy: Smell my armpits on July 24th, 2016!

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Hey i got a job for you. But it blows.

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Male: I'd give her one Female: I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last person on earth Male: I was rating you out of 10 you ugly bitch

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Are you on your period, because there's a blood stain on your pants

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You wanna go somewhere? Yeah, where? The Swingers Association.

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Guy -Are you from Tenessee? Girl -No. guy -oh, because you looked kinda southern.

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Did you gain weight? Because I think your gravitational pull towards me just increased.

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TURRETES (or however you spell it) GUY ON PICKUP! Man: IM GONNA RAPE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEK! (runs away) Man: I mean... I tried to say you seem nice...:( Moral: BOB SAGET!

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I asked my friend who the prettiest girl in here is, and he told me to ask you because you seemed more familiar with everyone here.

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I AM FAGNETO! WELCOME TO GAY!

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I might not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you

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Hello, it's nice to meet you.

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Man - Hey hun.. .Can I kiss the most beautiful girl on the whole party? ;) Wowan - Hell no. Man - Ah, I see... And what about you? Can I?

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-Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind. -Yea, I was running away from you.

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