girl, are you a christian? Sure... Do you believe in me? I dont even know you! Well, met God? No? You love him!

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Man - I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Woman - Good cus' your breath stinks!

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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Your eyes are the color of my toilet water.

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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Couple in bed: Woman: I want some variation... you into roleplay? Man: Sure! Woman: Ok, Ill be a hot housemaid... Man: OK but they have little mana so... ill be a firemage! Woman: Huh? Man: SHHHH! its not your time to attack yet! Moral: Geeks...

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man: wanna know how i know we're going to f**k tonight? woman: how? man: cuz im stronger than you!

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knock knock. whos there. interupting cow. inter... mooo!

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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Male: Baby, I am God's gift to this earth! Female: Well, if I take a receipt up to Heaven, can I exchange you for someone better?

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Yo imma let you finish yourself off

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So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

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You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back because falling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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Batman bravely leaps in front of the Robin: Bats: WATCH OUT FOR THAT GAY-RAY! *Bats suddenly grabs Robin and starts making out with him* Bats: I am sorry, I cannot stop it... I... Robin: I am underage so maybe it was a pedo-ray or something... Joker: What gay ray? What pedo ray? It was suppose to disintegrate you! But whatever, I win. Moral: It was a looong trip back home.

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you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

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He: Did it hurt? She: When I fell from heaven? heard it before... He: No, when you fell from the ugly tree!

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Hey, i looked up the word beauty in the thesaurus and your name was mentioned there. ..... in the antonyms

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Nice hair, can I pull it?

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I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

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Do you know why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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