- Anti-Pickup Line

Guy: (any sexual pick up line) Girl: I'm sorry but I don't think there is enough room in my pants for two assholes.

guy: ermm...i like blondes ;) ima blonde too...we r a perfect dumb blonde match!!!! girl: yeah but im the dumb one in this situation. and have u taken a look in the mirror lately?!?! guy: yeah...well...uhh...maybe.........no not really... girl: well first of all you got pimples the size of mars, you have cross-eyes, you nose is bigger than squidwards nose, and let me see ur d!ck...now!!!! guy: oooh getting right to the point!!! i like it unzips his pants and pulls out his nub girl: uhh well u aint got no point, it looks like ur point just broke... guy: well midgets cant help it!!!!!!!!! dont judge my falses!!!!!! girl: okayy...besides theres wayyy too much to judge...no point...ur a complete waste of my timee!!!!!!!! now go watch porn and see if it grows a little bigger than his little nub u got.

-Hey, what's your sign? -I don't know, but yours must be Cancer.

"Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink."

You like my boobies ;) Girl: I said no you disgusting fat bastard! Moral: What fucking kind of MOTHERFUCKING MORAL are you expecting to find here?!?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

- Hey baby, what's your sign? - Dead End.

You know, you can't spell "stud" without STD and U

- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

good thing i got my library card cuz im checking you out. i hate people who have library cards.

-What's your favorite color? -bl... -mine too! Let's f***

there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

whats up ho

Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

- Your body is like a temple. - Sorry, there are no services today.

Holla holla holla, ill be there like right now, its a bit far. But dawg, did you say you are both at work and banging a chick? Someone is bragging here yo son! Anyways, phone is dead, gotten towed like 50-60 times in total (not only the freeway), and... Nah man, its cool, you know I dont really ask for much, I mean I can still pay you something. Yeah your skinny bitch hands, you can slap me 50 times son.

whats your name beautiful? ;) Tony... (silence)

Why are you crying? I have to walk out these woods alone!

A 85 year old man was at a bar, he goes up to the first hot thing he sees and asks do I come here often?

-Do you mind if i smoke? -No. I dont even mind if you burn....

That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

Are your parents retarded? Because you're something special

This is what Nero calls for his "destroyer" not sure if I should consider that flattering, he thinks so anyways, he just wants to say, that why the fuck are people suddenly scared of looooooooooooooooooooooong messages on the interbewbs. "No leave it be, interbewsbs sounds prefect" Nero The Hero "FINAL FRESH" What Nero And Vagina shouts? :)) Something is off here but he has passed out again :)) "God woman, you suck at pop cultural quotes" Nero, the fucklord (omg, he is crazy, gotta love this guy) "thanks" Nero the grateful. "I Ask you if you know who I am by saying "ITS ME MARIO and you still do not know what name is? THe red plumber Nintendo HIS NAME IS MARIO!?" Nero The (fucking annoyed at me) :)) Sorry guys just having fun. "THOU SHALL NEVER APOLOGIzE FOR THE WORD OF NERO" -Nero insists, I mean the LORD OF DARKNESS INSISTS "Can we fucking stop making quotes of me now? All the girls are laughing at me, WHY AM I SO DEFEATED!" Last quote added without his consent

You know how I know we're going to have sex, tonight? I'm bigger than you.

Anti-Pickup Line

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