-You smell nice Thanks....... -Have you ever thought of turning your sweat into perfume?

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You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

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-You are so lovely. -DOES NOT COMPUTE...

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If we were confronted, by a vicious man-eating bear with chain-saws for hands and fangs, holding a hammer; than I would sincerley hope you wouldn't be harmed because you're pretty.

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- You must be a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you - You must be a wellfare check then.

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Your body would look good in my trunk.

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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The anti pickup line hard to believe: Woman: Me so hony! Me wan lose virginity to you! I make free love for hours! Man: Wow, are you that popular Asian supermodel known for her enormous tits? I heard you really are virgin! Damn I am single and all but I kinda promised my ex girlfriend I would help her get back together with the guy she cheated on me with. Woman: But me so hony! I wait for u for many many long time! But I wait for u only for a month is looong time! Man: Eh, I kinda promised I would fix her washing machine too, and then I have to cut her grandmothers toenails and... Anyways sorry I cant this month :( Moral: Yeah like that is ever going to happen! (then again I tend to expect too much)

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Are you an angel that fell from heaven? If you are, can I take a picture of you as proof that supernatural beings exist?

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do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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—do you believe in love at first sight or shall I come back again? —no, and I think you shall not come back ever.

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Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

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Guy: Do you like me? Girl: No Guy: ..... Girl: You didn't ask me if I loved you! Guy: Do you love me? :D Girl: No

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Wanna have sex?

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My friend and I flipped a coin to see who will ask you out and I won.

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Can I have this dance? Sure just give me a minute to load my gun

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Hey did you fall from Heaven? Cos I think you are angel. If I'd fallen from anywhere that high I'd be in hospital with serious injuries or dead. Do the logic.

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your almost as hot as my wife

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cockface

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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Male: Hey baby you wanna play telephone, i got the string and you got the cans! Female: ...

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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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-Are you an angel? -Yeah...actually I am. I remember you-aren't you the guy that fell out of heaven? So THAT'S why your face is so screwed up.

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