Five dollar women... WOO!

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

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Violets are blue. Roses are red. Your window was open. I'm under your bed.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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Classic story time: Shit that happens out there. Girl: Omg that guy called you a douche! Go punch him! Or else my respect for you is gone. Man: Hey, you called me a douche right? Well... FALCOWN PAWNCH! Girl: Omg you are so violent, my respect for you is gone. Moral: Really, I am speechless... Its a lose/lose situation.

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Woman: Hey you look hot and cool, wanna chat? "Man": Meh.. I just stand here with my beerglass trying to look cool in hopes that women ask me out... Woman: UGH! "Man": May I please come with you? Eh... where are you going... HEY! Moral: Trying to look like James Bond in the darkest corner of a bar is not flirting you trucking moron!

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He-Are you from Tennesse? Still He-Cu'z I wanna suck ur face off..

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm using my hand but thinking of you ;)

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- I'm a weatherman, and I'm predicting 9 inches tonight ;) - Oh? Well weathermen aren't always accurate, so it's probably more like 3 inches.

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He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!

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Woman enters gynecologist office: Man: YO I am the vaginator! Woman: Vaginator? Man: You know, the guy that is gonna fu.. I mean study your pussy with the long hard spear and see if your juices are okay and stuff... Woman: HuuuuuuuH? Moral: Writing this makes me understand why some women dont exactly enjoy a trip to the "Vaginator" so I forgot the moral and the point... my sympaties though...

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I may have never f*cked a 10 before, but I did f*ck five 2's.

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Man: "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the Titanic, and I'll be the iceberg making you go down." Woman: "That would be a massive disaster."

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"I prefer animals... but your so ugly you remind me of my dog"

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Hello my name is Horny and... oops... I got it wrong didn't I?

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Man: (Ugh worst food ever). Girl: U like it? Man: I love it girl! Girl: Aww, I am gonna make this every day ever! Moral: Hey, if she got big tits, then keep lying.

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I told my wife I met someone who looked just like her she asked Was she gorgeous I didn't know what to say.

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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Man: DTF Cutey? Woman: DTF off Asshole?

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How about you swing by my place so we can do some complex algebraic functions.

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He: Let me be the reason you're up all night. She: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.

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Anti-Pickup Line

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