good thing i got my library card cuz im checking you out. i hate people who have library cards.

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Do you believe in rape by first sight? Moral: I think its immoral enough as it is already.

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*Boy looks at cloth* -Does this smell like chlorophorm?

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Nice legs what time do they open

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Is someone following you? Cuz ive been seeing people behind your back.

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Why are you crying? I have to walk out these woods alone!

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

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-ILY -Aw. Spell it out it will make it more special. -I'm Leaving You

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together Female: You don't have to do anything because N and O are already together

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Hey girl, I just fixed your pipes, I got a pipe of my own that needs some fixing if you know what I mean ;) Moral: Pornography is a lie.

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-Heyyy there (; -Im lesbian.

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him: why are you so gorgeous? her: i dont know i guess my parents had some really good sex.

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Man: Hey, I write the most perverted mini stories on ANTIPICKUPLINE ;) Any woman: ME SO HONNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME! Moral: Hentai keeping peop... never mind... not into animated cartoons DO YOU THINK I AM A PERVERT OR SOMETHING?.. cant help it that my mother looks like a damn hot pornstar though...

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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Man: Hey baby, I hear you are lesbian, that sounds really sexy! ;) Woman: Take the damn hint asshole! I am a lesbian! Man: Hey! Woah! Relax! I already know where you come from, say, are all girls in Lesbia this hostile? Moral: They are friendlier in south Lesbia...

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—do you believe in love at first sight or shall I come back again? —no, and I think you shall not come back ever.

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Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

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Man: May I have this dance? Woman: Take it, it's all yours [goes away]

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Have you just been fishing? The strong fishy smell seems to be coming from you.

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Shorts and pants compilation: Hey you a cheap prostitute or just out of my league? Hey mom I just watched some more hentai today and wonder if you would... Why are you screaming? Its just me naked with a boner! According to hentai its completely natural! I mean I am getting to do you when I turn eighteen right? No? You are a horrible mother! I am so telling dad you wont give it up! Bitch, you like men that beat you up while fucking you? You do? Oh, my! This is like too freaky too me! *runs out girlie screaming* Dad, I watched some other hentai today and, I wonder if you... Moral: *Pants*, there you go.

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On your mark, get set, suck my dick.

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