He: Hey bay wanna danc- She: Leave.

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Girls hate me, they always discuss about how they regret fucking with me over and over again. Moral: Thumb me down, I know ya love me.

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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Woman: What does ui spell?

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-Want my number? -I already know it. It's 1. -Phone numbers have more then one digit... -Oh, I thought we were referring to your IQ level...my bad.

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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I'm desperate, you'll do.

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Man: HEY BITCH! LETS HAVE SEX! Damn ugly woman: OKAY! Next day... Man: Damn that was some nice sex, too bad the bitch was damn ugly though, even trough the beer googles... I wonder where she is... "damn ugly woman": woof woof! Bark bark! Moral: Do you see any moral in this immoral piece of shit? (Ps if you are stupid, the bitch was actually a dog... get it?)

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He - Hey Dreamboat! She - *turns around He - No you, shipwreck

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-I love you.

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i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

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your so beautiful im blinded! aww really?! no. i was kidding. im just blind.

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Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

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-You wanna get laid tonight? -You wanna never have sex again?

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Guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: no Guy: Good! Because I have to go take a shit!

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Man: Would you like to dance? Woman: Hell No! Man: I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said - You look fat in those pants!

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The word of the day is 'legs' , The word of tomorrow is Aardvark .

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Man - Hey you're kinda pretty! Woman - Um thanks... Man - Whoa slow down! I said kinda.

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I wish my sister was as hot as you.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Man enters bar: Man: I AM MORAL MAN! My spear shall cut down the zealots, and my shield shall block (yeah you wish) be used as a additional weapon to push people down so I can thrust my spear even deeper into their hatred filled hearts! Woman: WOW! Moral: This pickup line wont work of course... not for you you aren`t the one and only EPIC: MORAL MAN! ;) Aka Epic man to those that still fail to understand that my morals are morals for a new order! No more religious wars, no more pedophiles, no more hatecrime... stand by me, and I shall not only speak for you, but also fight for you!

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-hey baby whats your sign? -no parking anytime

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Man: did you just fart cuz you blew me away! Woman: actually I did, sorry if it smells I had enchiladas for lunch.

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"Can I buy you a drink or do I have to have sex with you first?"

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