-Nice bum where ya from? -Australia, wanna ****?

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You're hot, I'm ugly. Lets make average babies.

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- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - U and me - Grammer freak

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WHEN I ACTUALLY DIE SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET REALLY HAUNTED. Originally Posted at: Collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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male: hey wanna ride female: STRANGER DANGER!

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I put the STD in STuD all i need is U!

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Man: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Your parents must be assholes...because you're the shit.

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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- You look really nice - I know

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Guy: Hey, I think you're really sweet... Girl: Aww, thanks Guy: Is that why you're so fat?

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“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.” (Groucho Marx)

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Will you marry me? WHO ARE YOU?

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I think I shit myself

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you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

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Are you from tennessee? Because your inbred and retarted.

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Girl: Go f**k yourself Guy: can you help me?

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van

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Hey girl, I heard you are a lesbian! So which part of lesbia are you from? Moral: Geography is overrated, he got laid.

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whats up ho

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together. - Would you also change it so that I is an object, therefore making your previous sentence grammatically correct? And besides, I already organized the alphabet so that N and O are right next to each other.

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You wanna go somewhere? Yeah, where? The Swingers Association.

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Male: Man, if we were married... Female: What? We'd make beautiful children? Male: No, I'd leave your sorry, and ungrateful ass and make you stay with the kid.

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