Five dollar women... WOO!

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Man: Hey babe ;) I may not be the smartest guy around, but look at these muscles! (flexes like crazy). Girl: Sorry, I am blind... Man: Oh... do you hear my sexy raspy voice though? Girl: Sorry I am also deaf... Man: Oh... (leaves) 2 Weeks later: Man: HEY THAT WOMAN TRICKED ME! SHE SAID SHE WAS DEAF BUT WAS CAPABLE OF SPEAKING! DEAF PEOPLE DO NOT SPEAK!.... I think...

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Hey this is crazy and I just met you so here's the kitchen a sandwich maybe?

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Adventures of Drunken man with standards 2: Man: Well you are kinda uh... big for me... no offense lady, I mean you are sexy but you are... well fat.. in fact you are TRUCKING HUGE! and I have standards, HIGH STANDARDS ACTUALLY... but since you are so charming and have such a great personality... I guess we can go for it... Kid: Mommy... what is that naked man doing to that blimp? Moral: Standards... we all got them... they are invisible for a reason though...

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Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

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-What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? -What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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Miss excuse me but... Moral: Admitt it fucker, you cant pick up a girl by apolgizing for whatever you are gonna do beforehand. GIMME FIVE! (red thumbs, red is the color of love or something)

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Him: Nice legs. What time do they open? Her: Members only, I'm afraid,

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

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Man: Hey you female? Cuz I am a horny man and... *door slams*

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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Him: Does your dad own a bakery? Her: Yes, Why? Him: Because I saw his advertisement in the newspaper

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hi how u doin fine and u well bii have a nice day DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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Guy: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Girl: If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im a serial killer So GTFO before i kill you

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Man: Wanna come to my place? Woman: Maybe if you take of the ski-mask and black clothing... Man: But then you'll ruin the surprise! :(

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

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-ILY -Aw. Spell it out it will make it more special. -I'm Leaving You

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-Hey comon baby dont be shy give me a little BlowJob -sorry im alergic to peanuts....

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A couple wanted to try something different in the bedroom, The wife suggests they do it in a 69 position so they get into position but the wife lets one off in the husbands face she apologises and they try again when the wife farts again the husband gets up to leave and says no I don't think I can do this another 67 times!

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"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

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