why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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Man: Wanna see the best pick up line ever? Its an ancient secret kept for millions of years! Girl: SURE! Man: It only reveals to the fully drunk though so lets get drinking.. Girl: uh... okay... I guess.. Man: Drunk enough? Girl: Ulp... you betcha weird man! Man: Ok its hidden at my place so lets go! Girl: WOHOO!

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Male-where have you been all my life ? Female-not in it thats for sure Male-i was singing a song i wouldn't want YOU in my life Female-i was singing a song 2 *lies*

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- Hey, what do you do for a living? - Female impersonator

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't.

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Hi there, the voices in my head are telling me to talk to you.

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- Hello There Pretty Lady! - Hi... - Wow, your the fist girl I've met who has bigger boobs than I do! - Tw*t

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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your beauty surpasses that of the greek goddess aphrodite.

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Girl: Go f**k yourself Guy: can you help me?

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man: may I impale you on my stake? woman: O.o (for goth girls)

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"Next!"

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I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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My penis becomes hard and hard when I see your mom, but weak when I see you.

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You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i'd have to pay.

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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Guy: Do you have a mirror in your pocket... Girl: Why? Because you can see yourself in my pants, I've heard that before. Guy: No, I want to check how I look before I go over and talk to your sister.

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Monday went by and he didn't see her Tuesday was the same Wednesday came and the swelling had finally gone down for him to make his wife out

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It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

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