I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

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when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

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You're so hot I'd do you sober.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhyming get in the van.

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-I better drive you home, miss. Because you're a woman and you can't drive. Get it?

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A polar bear and a penguin were taking a bath. The polar bear asked the penguin to pass the soap. the penguin responded by saying,"What do i look like a microwave?"

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Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

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-Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind. -Yea, I was running away from you.

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-How did you get to be so beautiful? -I must’ve been given your share.

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Me. Would you like me to get you a ring for valentines day? Girlfriend: Nothing would make me happier! So I got her nothing...

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So which of you ladies wants to recieve child support payments from me next year?

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

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At bar Man: Uh... um... wanna come home see my star wars board games collection? Woman: SURE! Man: *Heart attack*

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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Jdkfk

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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- hey ;) - hey, yourself. - if i wanted my comeback, i would've wiped it off your mom's face.

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Did it hurt when you burst through the concrete emerging from hell? Yes, yes it did.

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Man: Put your face over my fist as I say shinku Woman: Huh? Ok whatever.... SHOOOOOOOOOORYUKEEEEEEN!

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- OMG, OMG, OMG, Terry finally said he will go out with me! -OMG, When? -February 30th! -Stacey, There is no February 30th.

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Man... MAN! Sorry if I just skimmed that last message dude, but if you getting me that shit, you are my fucking God, you got a new custom engine or something? Whatever man, im getting over there right now, Son, I might actually try the towing trick, because that might make me arrive at your place (no worries wont tell anyone where your playboy mansion is at) but you still got it there right? MORAL MORAL MORAL MORAL... Oh and no, id never ever use that piece of shit I used to call a car in the forest, if you are serious man, ill take the damn cab! I mean man, I just cant wait to tell the beardy little faggot at the carshop to stick that yeah "car" up his gay ass! Seriously dude, my phone aint working but that can wait, you really mean I can have the car? Seriously, how much? I got some money.

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Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

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Penis. I got it

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-Can I get your Number? -29435566 (see if you can get it.)

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