WOW MY LONGEST EVER COMMENT BELOW GOT A THUMBS UPS WOOT-WO-WO-WOROWOOOT *Partyravelights that confetti crap and... Moral: I dont really give a shit and all...

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Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

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-hey, come here a minute.

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You wanna go somewhere? Yeah, where? The Swingers Association.

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For Christmas I got some toy soldiers, To play with when I'm in bed, But I got bored with my seargents and majors, So I played with my privates instead.

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Keep it classy! Man: Hello mylady may I be as rude as to say you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen? Girl: Oh, wow I mean such class! Man: Yes you see, I am only asking... You see, would you mind a bit of some violent rapage? Girl: How dare you! Man: Oh I mean not be rude mylady, just a bit of torture and some few stylish cuts with my fancy knife? Moral: Whatever you do, whatever you want, KEEP IT CLASSY!

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Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

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Man: Hey lady, wanna come home with me? Woman: A man like you :D would ask a woman like me? I... I cannot believe it... sniff... excuse me this is so beautiful... ;D I want to of course of course I want to... Man: Want to? Woman: Tell you to go screw yourself moron! Man: But you said beautiful as you looked into my eyes and seemed so happy... Woman: Yes I was looking at my reflection in your eyes to avoid having to look at your disgustingly ugly face! REJECTED like a SONIC BOOM! (now that one was for the non lesb... I mean non drunk women, see? I am quite equal, even to the weaker, yet hot gender)

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I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.-Rodney Dangerfield

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BOY-i love you GIRL-(sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit

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Hey girl, is your name Ethiopian food? Because your playing hard to get.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Female: no, I'm from Idaho. Because I da ho.

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Do you live around here often?

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Male: "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Female: "Because you're here"

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

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Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

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Dude: Did you fart? Girl: No Dude: Oh I'm sorry because you blew me away

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes." "They always say that before they go to sleep."

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hey baby i just came in my pants

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