With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren't worth my attention.

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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Your father must have been a theif, because you look like a pikiey

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Hello my name is Horny and... oops... I got it wrong didn't I?

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Are your prices by the hour

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You know how I know we're going to have sex, tonight? I'm bigger than you.

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Monday went by and he didn't see her Tuesday was the same Wednesday came and the swelling had finally gone down for him to make his wife out

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knock knock. whos there. interupting cow. inter... mooo!

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-words can't describe how beautiful you are. -aaaawwwwwwww. -but numbers can. 3/10. -fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

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hey your pretty... pretty ugly!

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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"Rate your looks out of 10" "awkward... maybe 8 or 9 i guess?" "I said 10, not 100"

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Are you an ornithologist?... because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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Your the penisbutter to my vagmite;)

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man: would u please me with a blowjob girl: cant u be romantic ? man: would please me with a blowjob at the sunset

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

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I like my women like I like my coffee I drink Tea

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The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

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Are you jamacian? Cause your jamacian me crazy? no you're a fucking whore

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Is that a ladder in your tights or are you just a cheap whore?!

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HERE COMES NERO! Ladies get your red thumbs ready, guys... Fuck off with all due respect.. To the ladies. Me: Who am I? Woman: Nobody as far a I care... Me: :D MORAL: I am Nobody, Nobody is PERFECT!

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Sickman Fraud: Hmm you look remotely alike my mother... Woman: Uh? Sickman Fraud: Yes fucking you should das probably give me some release, die reason to resist me is not necessary, you envy my pingas and I can assign it to you if you put on this ugly wig and yell "bad boy" whilzt I das fukte das rassenhol... Woman: OMG SICK! Moral: The father of modern psychology? Seriously?! I was going for a bachelor in psychology studies, but its just disgusting.

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