Man: Your rejections cannot hurt me! Im the JuggernautBitch! *grabs couch* WHOAAAAAAAAAARGH! Woman: *dead* Man: Jugs got jugs! Hey wake up bitch! HEY! I said wake up!... Moral: Works every time

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you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

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The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

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guy: you're so beautiful, did you fall from heaven? girl: if I was I would be dead by now hun?

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together. - Would you also change it so that I is an object, therefore making your previous sentence grammatically correct? And besides, I already organized the alphabet so that N and O are right next to each other.

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You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

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when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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are you from subway cause you givin me a footlong

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Are you water? Because you are very shallow. Now GTFO.

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Okay, now one where I actually succeeded okay? I know this is not like "goodpickuplines.com nor anything but hey... She: I used to have the nicest goldfish. Me: I got one myself. She: Really? Is it at your place? Me: Duh! She: Lol can we go see it? Me: Sure!... Oh wait... Oh, it died last week :( She: Can we like you know... still go see it? ;) *That sound you get when you score a billion billions on an arcade machine*

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder..

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How much per quarter hour? Actually do you do 10 minute blocks?

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Hey baby, i like your hair -girl takes off wig

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-If I could arrange the alphabet, that would be cool.

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man: wanna know how i know we're going to f**k tonight? woman: how? man: cuz im stronger than you!

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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He - Nice shoes. She - Thanks. He - But i think they would look better in my pants.

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You know how I know we're going to have sex, tonight? I'm bigger than you.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

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Male: Do you know if there is an airport around here? Cause my heart took off, when I saw you... Female: Yeah? Well my heart crashed in the Hudson River when I saw you!

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Hey are you on your period? Because I've been following you and I've noticed there's a blood stain on your ass...

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