- Anti-Pickup Line

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What did you do to Kelly? Why? Because she said you did her good(; What? Cuz' I heard you did that goood thing(; When? Last night on the bed, 3am(;

Whenever I look at stars I think of you... Because your only beatiful from a distance.

-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Are you from Jamaica because I'm from Jamaica and I think I recognize you? Your ugly as hell by the way.

-Good afternoon miss, would you care to try our new line of perfume? -Sure what's it called? -Chloroform...

-Eeeeeeeey girl how much does a polar bear weigh? -An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb),[4] while an adult female is about half that.

You must have a large mass because i am highly attracted to you

Male: Paper or plastic? Female: What? Male: Paper or plastic, you know, to put over your head.

I love Mark Wahlberg!

-How much does a polar bear weigh? -It is impossible to know the exact weight of a polar bear where no scale or bear are present.

"I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

Male: Hey baby you wanna play telephone, i got the string and you got the cans! Female: ...

Male: Want to hear a story about my d--k? Nevermind, it's too long. Female: Want to hear a story about my vagina? Nevermind, you won't get it.

Soon

Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

Is your father a gardener? -No, why? ..Because I was wondering what a cactus like you doing in a place like this.

Do Your feet hurt? Cause youve been stomping on my dreams for 3 years now

Hey you should let me have sex with you! Why? Because I'm going to do it anyway!

Anti-Pickup Line

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