-Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? -Yeah, but this time don't stop!

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-What's your name sexy? -Taken!

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Hey, I may not be too smart, I may not have a big dick, I may not be strong nor cool, but at least I uh...

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I told my wife I met someone who looked just like her she asked Was she gorgeous I didn't know what to say.

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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You smell just like my mom...

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Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

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I have no gag reflex.

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You're place or mine? Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I don't want for Christmas?

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Tonight might be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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Man - I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Woman - Not mine!

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Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I've got crabs!

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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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Boy: You know, just because one is beautiful does not mean that she is intelligent. Girl: Really? Boy: Yeah. But I'd like to tell you that you're a very good exception. Girl: Do you really think so? Boy: Of course! You're already ugly, yet you're so incredibly stupid!

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- Did it hurt? - Yes.

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rohypnol. rape drug

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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Yo girl... My feelings keep growing, I just have to say it, but it might be too soon, it might even risk our friendship. Awww, just say it. Ok girl, I hate you more for every day, you fucking ugly bitch, if it where not for your money, id leave right away. Moral: Its not about what you want, its about what you need, therefore I decided I only need whatever I want, case closed.

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- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

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You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Couple in bed: Woman: I want some variation... you into roleplay? Man: Sure! Woman: Ok, Ill be a hot housemaid... Man: OK but they have little mana so... ill be a firemage! Woman: Huh? Man: SHHHH! its not your time to attack yet! Moral: Geeks...

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