Man: Wanna come to my place? Woman: Maybe if you take of the ski-mask and black clothing... Man: But then you'll ruin the surprise! :(

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Are you a dinosaur? Because you look like you got hit by an asteroid.

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guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

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all in all it was a good orgy

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If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could i come between the holidays?

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Are you water? Because you are very shallow. Now GTFO.

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Guy- I would do anything for you. Women- I wouldn't do you for anything!

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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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why are you you touching me ????

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"Hey can I get your number?" "-12 Like the inches of your dick."

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Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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Lol, waifu and Rebecca are like "do you have to type so much? Come back prince charming... ...I Am all NO! AND CALL ME MASTER BISON. SO ANYWAY SHORT coMMENT SEE? I DONT HAVE TO TYPE AS MUCH! AND NOW THAT THEY ARE ALL LAUGHING BECAUSE OF MY SHEET HERE I JUST KEEP TYPING YOU KNOW BECAUSE THEY ARE HANGING OVER ME AND I CANT MOVE.:: GIrls read this: (not you ladies not yet, I am talking about my gals here) IF YOU WANT ME TO JOIN YOU, MOVE THE FUCK OVER TO EACH OF YOUR SIDES, SO I CAN GET UP, YOU CAN SQUEEZE ON TOP OF EACH OTHER SO I CAN DO YOU BOTH. Lol Rebecca is all like "He is not really posting that stuff right? "Hey Nero you are not going to post that stuff are you? Lol Harris, does your sister know me again? Ps: Dont worry folks, I mean Harris is like my bro from another ho, seriously, I bang his sister, he goes like "THERE IS A GOOD CATCH SON!" And kept giving me the thumbs ups when she liked Anal too much and could not sit. ANYWAYSSSSSSS SHORT COMMENT GET! (Sorry id type more, but I think my dick is alive again... IT MUST DROWN IN THE JUICES OF WITCHES OF ENCHANT! "I wont post this Rebecca? Lol, you know why I do not care about their opinion Rebecca lady" BECAUSE I AM AWESOME, AND THEY ARE NOOOOOOOOOOT! Oh you do not want your bro to know... Rebbeca chan... Your bro just sent me a thumbs ups and "take good care of her bro" Yeah let me put this incredibly good laptop away and show you. Ps: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!

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Boy- Did it hurt when you fell- Girl- From heaven?!? AWWW <3 Boy- No the whore tree when you banged every guy on the way down.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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- If i could rearange the alphabet i'd puit you and i together. - That's not necessary because N and O are already together.

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Are you Jamaican? Because I love black women

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Roses are red violets are blue this isn't a poem I'm a botanist.

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McDonald's isn't the only thing that is super-sized...

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Is there a mirror in your pocket?... Because if so, you should probably take it out and, uh, fix what you have going on there.

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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It's not Rapee If you yell surprise!

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J.B: You smile, I smile. Girl: I wasn't smiling...

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I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

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- I can make your wildest dreams come true. - I know. I had this nightmare some creep wouldn't leave me alone...

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