MAN- You're trying to imagine me naked aren't you? WOMAN- No. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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-Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red? -Yeah, with your blood

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Man: "Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause it looks like you landed on your face"

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And then one day God invented man, the worlds third most useless invention. Moral: I cant stop laughing, thank you everybody I actually got top grades in sociology studies for this moral man crap XD

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do you work at subway? 'cause you give me foot long. i'll do you a favour and cut it up

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I have the smallest erected dick in town, if you don't believe me ask my mama!

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You're place or mine? Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

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Superman: I bet I can bang you faster than the speed of light! Woman: OOOOH! OK DO IT! Superman... uh... I already did it 30 times already... "pant" "pant" Woman: uh... really? Uh... was I suppose to feel anythi... Moral: Since when has fast sex been good sex?

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if i see you naked i'll die happy Well if i see you naked i'l die instandly

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Girl: How come you never look at me when we make love? Guy: Your face is taking away the memory of your sister's.

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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-Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? -Are you implying that I'm satan?

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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Man: "Are you a parking ticket? 'Cos you have fine written all over you!" Woman: "Are you an a**hole? 'Cos you're hairy and you smell like s**t!"

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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

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-I think you're the best looking girl in here. -Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

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Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

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- Haven't we met before? - Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

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Jdkfk

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I couldn't help but notice you from the other side of the bar. You look way better from over there.

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Girl:Want to go out this Friday? Boy: No I like to stay inside. Girl: No I mean are you free this Friday? Boy:No Im expencive!

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Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

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Sigh... No I do not have a van... Just get in the plane!

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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