- Anti-Pickup Line

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Damn, girl, you're hot... You look just like my mom.

Billy Hill: Man...THAT WAS GOOD SEX! I am glad I did not just bring one of those bitches that I usually drag home, your great Currie... great pussy! Ok Currie time to go home! Currie: meow... Moral: And you think that by bitches he meant bad women ahahahahha... BIlly Hill! Ring a bell nao?

Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

Female: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Male: I'm actually a broom in disguise.

Guy on phone:ok im on my way. Other guy:who was that,your mom? Guy on phone:no yours. (this is not mine ,its from Cyanide en Happines).

My greatest strength is my self-deprecating sense of humor, but its probably not worth getting to know me.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Great! Maybe next time I'll electrocute you to death!

"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

Girl: You look so happy, I am glad this is working out. Freud: Maaaaan I was just thinking about fucking my mom! Moral: Sickman Fraud.

Man: Hey baby, I hear you are lesbian, that sounds really sexy! ;) Woman: Take the damn hint asshole! I am a lesbian! Man: Hey! Woah! Relax! I already know where you come from, say, are all girls in Lesbia this hostile? Moral: They are friendlier in south Lesbia...

You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

Lesbihonest

I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

Did it hurt? When I fell from Heaven? NO! WHen you were shot up from hell for stealing my pick up line!!!

Hey, you look like a hooker I fondled in Las Vegas

If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

"How'd you get the black eye?" "I called Yolanda a two-bit whore." "What did she hit you with?" "A sack of quarters."

your beauty surpasses that of the greek goddess aphrodite.

Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

"Are you a parking ticket?" "What?" "You’ve got fine written all over you"

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