-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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Do you believe in angels? Cool, what about goblins?

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Men. We must always hold the door open, Pull the chairs out and pay for our women whilst remembering to treat them as equals.

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Boy: Wanna go see a movie. Girl: Which movie. Boy: Texas Chainsaw Massicure. Girl: What is it about. Boy: Unicorns and Rainbows. Girl: Let's go!

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Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven.. and crushed all the people below (for a fat girl)

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-Wanna go to my place? -Actually, I was gonna ask you the same question. -Really? Where do you live? -In a sexual harassment class.

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Man: Lets have some fun ;) Woman: Sure! Man: Starts telling jokes. Woman: Funny but I thought... Man: What? Woman: Well its a bit uh... silly of me but I thought that we where getting at your place, having a drink and... Man: What? I said fun, not date rape! Woman: Wow... this is really getting nowhere is it? Author: Hell no! Moral: This "anti-pickup" was not even finished and you want a moral too? Pssssssssssssssssshhhhh....

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *sigh* Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.

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hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Hey babe, are your parents arseholes? Because your the shit.

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

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- Hey, I have 40 minutes to live and need to feel the touch of a woman to live. -I'm a dude.

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A polar bear and a penguin were taking a bath. The polar bear asked the penguin to pass the soap. the penguin responded by saying,"What do i look like a microwave?"

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My penis becomes hard and hard when I see your mom, but weak when I see you.

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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.

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can i just touch your face for like, a couple seconds.

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You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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I hate you already.

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Man, stay alive, I dont even got time to read that shit. See you around son.

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He- You've got something on your ass. She- What? He- Oh never mind, it's just a period stain.

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