That King that said: Kill all male babies... Lets say he was a teenager? Moral: Excellent job son, but you see, sharing is caring, have a victory drink!... Thing is... I don't care... rest well...For eternity... Hughman Heffer... The seed has been sown... you got nothing on me...

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- Professor Dumbledore, where are we? - You're dead, stupid. Snape trolled you.

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-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

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Male: I'm all you've got good lookin' Female: then I must not have alot

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I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're a fucking hillbilly.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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HE: You must have some hot buns. SHE: Yeah? HE: Cause you got a real butterface to go with them.

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Are you a parking ticket because I'm spending all my money on you and wish you were gone.

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Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

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- Your body is like a temple. - Sorry, there are no services today.

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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GIRL: I bet you say that to all the girls you meet. MAN: How much you want to bet? No wait, I better not make that bet. (or) MAN: Only half the ones I get this far in conversation with. The other half are a little bit easier to get in bed with.

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Eyh! its me Black Metal, I seriously cant pay you right now son! Sorry if this comes late this page do not work for shit, (I bet thats why you pick this page you egomaniac son, If you was not full of em charisma id never do this alright?) Okay Overlord, I got your message, hell you know my sister loves you crazy crazy man, why the hell would I try to "hold her away" I mean fuck its banging, so yeah thumbs ups man High five for my sister, its you know, she was super shy before you showed up, now she cant do gym anymore (haha man you so hardcore) but she has lots of friends and you know... So am I absolved now Overlord Black Metal? Moral: Because this guy made me put this, man, you making me feel like a total bitch, good play son!

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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Man: I would kill anyone at anytime for a kiss from you. Woman: Kill yourself now.

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My penis becomes hard and hard when I see your mom, but weak when I see you.

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He says: Are you're from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. She says: Well, if we're making bad jokes: Are you from Illinois? Because you make me ill, and when I throw up from your face I'll make a lot of nois.

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I might not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you

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Guy- I would do anything for you. Women- I wouldn't do you for anything!

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Wow! You know, your eyes are like blueberries, wait, can I actually, can I actually, I'm kinda hungry, can I, can I have them?

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-I love you.

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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GUY: are you trash? cuz i'd like to take you out friday night GIRL: are you trash? cuz you smell like it

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