damn, girl... you look like you put your socks on BOTH feet.

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guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

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Guy: (any sexual pick up line) Girl: I'm sorry but I don't think there is enough room in my pants for two assholes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a mac10. GET IN THE VAN.

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Yo wazzup hoes? You knew black guys have the biggest dicks ever? ;) Uh, so what? You are white. Oh... yeah... Moral: Damn wiggers.

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

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I also got a phd. Awesome in what? Uh wait, is phd and std the same? Wait I mean... Moral: Just leave you dont want to find out the wrong way.

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MAN: Did it hurt? WOMAN: Did what hurt? MAN: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? WOMAN: Did it hurt when you were dropped as a baby?

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Woman- is your penis erect? Male- no just FULL SIZED Woman- woah

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I think your cute. I though you were cute, until I saw you...

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Roses are red Violates are blue Get in the van I have a gun.

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Boy: Do u have a pen? Girl: Yeah, here Boy: Umm..its out of ink Girl: What? Boy: It doesn't work Girl: R u sure? Boy: Don't believe me? Fine, u try it... Go on, write your cell phone number right here....

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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Are your parents retarded? Because you're something special

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A: Did I see you walking out of that bar or was it an angel? :D B: I'm your mom you pervert.

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He: Let me be the reason you're up all night. She: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.

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-Hey, what's your sign? -I don't know, but yours must be Cancer.

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY! Ungrateful kids... Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Bonus because nobody loves you :( Me? People either love me around here, or you know... cough... psst...rapeandie? Lets keep that a secret between us and EEEEEVEEEERYBODY ELLLLLLLSSEEEEEE (SECRET ABOVE ALERT ALERT ALERT!) Sosiopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.

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The word of the day is 'legs' , The word of tomorrow is Aardvark .

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man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

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guy: you're so beautiful, did you fall from heaven? girl: if I was I would be dead by now hun?

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