Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

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I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.-Rodney Dangerfield

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BOY-i love you GIRL-(sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit

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Hey girl, is your name Ethiopian food? Because your playing hard to get.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Female: no, I'm from Idaho. Because I da ho.

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Do you live around here often?

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Male: "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Female: "Because you're here"

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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"Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink."

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

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Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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Dude: Did you fart? Girl: No Dude: Oh I'm sorry because you blew me away

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes." "They always say that before they go to sleep."

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hey baby i just came in my pants

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Hey girl, you must have fallen from heaven, because you're so old you should have died already and so ugly that they must have kicked you out as soon as you got there.

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I love Mark Wahlberg!

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Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet U and I would have sex.

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Boy- I'm heading back to my place. Want to come? Girl-Sorry you strike me as a person who cums all by himself.

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MAN: hey, are youa gust of wind? cause you blow me away! WOMAN: really? that makes me happy! i was getting kinda sick of you being here!

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Anti-Pickup Line

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