Pick up lines from the stone age: Fail. Man: Hello, you look beautiful, I speak very well, and if you allow me to make love with you, I promise I will protect you and raise the child with you :)! Woman: WHAT? A guy without wild chesthair that speaks instead of grunting and yelling? You to sex me and you do not even got a club? I am SOOO gonna go to Grogg instead! He has like the biggest club and knows how to really HIT a woman! Moral: I would say somethings do change, but Id rather be Grogg than the loser above, of course I prefer hitting ON women first, if that does not work I... Oh right, I am married :P

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Do women shake the petrol pump after filling or is that just a guy thing?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Girl:Want to go out this Friday? Boy: No I like to stay inside. Girl: No I mean are you free this Friday? Boy:No Im expencive!

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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

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Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put U and I next to each other Girl: It's already together dumbass

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Sigh... No I do not have a van... Just get in the plane!

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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it

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why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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Is your dad a terrorist?? 'Cause you're a sex bomb.

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Male: Paper or plastic? Female: What? Male: Paper or plastic, you know, to put over your head.

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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adam burdass

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Hey i got a job for you. But it blows.

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He: pick a number between 1 and 10 Her: 8 He: you lose take your top-off!

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Did It Hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because I was already dead.

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Stable relationships are for horses.

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It that a tsunami in your panties or are you excited to see me.. :)

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Sung to the melody of Ozzy`s: "Moral Man" HEES THE MORAL MAN, IIIS HEE MORAL OR IS HE DEAD? HEES THE MORAL MAN AAARE THERE MORALS INSIDE HIS HEEAD. Moral: NOOO THERE ISNT! ONLY IMMORAL INSIDE! AND ILL KEEP POSTING, ONLY TO CRUSH YOUR INSIDES! *guitar solo begins*

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He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

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Hitler: Hey Mädchen, du bist Jude? Girl: What? Hitler: Ärmel hochkrempeln, ich brauche deine Nummer.

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If I had chloroform and a rag, you'd be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

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I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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