Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Girl: Did it hurt when you were thrust through the ash-filled layers of Hell?

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Hey girl, I just fixed your pipes, I got a pipe of my own that needs some fixing if you know what I mean ;) Moral: Pornography is a lie.

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Knock Knock... Who's there Want Want who Want who fuck

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male: hey wanna ride female: STRANGER DANGER!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I right next to each other. You say that you want me? Well don't what you come for!!

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Did anyone ever tell you you smell like Catalina? Did anyone ever tell you you smell like a cat?

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Hey wanna hear about some pointless superpowers? ;)

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Whats yo sign? Do not enter!

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Are you a parking ticket because I'm spending all my money on you and wish you were gone.

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*When you get her to your place* I'm just going to be honest. I've been on the FBI's most wanted list for quite some time now.

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-ILY -Aw. Spell it out it will make it more special. -I'm Leaving You

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The invention that gets me around 20 red thumbs averge. Moral: <<<<< Thiz. Its better tto be infamous, than forgotten.

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-You are so lovely. -DOES NOT COMPUTE...

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What do u get when u mix a black a guy and an octopus The best dam cotton pickin machine you'll ever see!

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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You're like a star in the sky. Nothing but gas.

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Man: "Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause it looks like you landed on your face"

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M: You make me wanna be a terrorist! W: Why? M: I so wanna blow on you right now...

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At the library: So girl, how about we find a nice quiet place? Moral: Location, location...

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Nice legs what time do they open

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Guy: Can I have your number ? Girl: We are six.

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Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

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cockface

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