- Anti-Pickup Line

Classic story time: Shit that happens out there. Girl: Omg that guy called you a douche! Go punch him! Or else my respect for you is gone. Man: Hey, you called me a douche right? Well... FALCOWN PAWNCH! Girl: Omg you are so violent, my respect for you is gone. Moral: Really, I am speechless... Its a lose/lose situation.

hi how u doin fine and u well bii have a nice day DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

- you're so fat! - I know you are, but what am I? -awwww, thanks man!!! -I didn't mean it like that!

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

Violets are blue. Roses are red. Your window was open. I'm under your bed.

My therapist says I should meet new people.

- Do you have the time? - Sure, if you have the place!

-don't sit on the table, people eat there! -don't sit on that chair, people sit there!

yo im will smith yo, thats my name and I was juzz wonderin if you ever you know like the beach or bbq because stuff happen yanno and while I do some rap id just belieeve that things are a bit crazy these times so I was thinking maybe ill ask you out right? But then I was like WHAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAA and... Hey gurl where you goin im just getting warmed up. Moral: I met the guy, day one I had a great day, day two I didnt get any sleep and now I hate him, the end.

hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

Hey wanna have sex and get married! ......... sorry.......

Hey bitch wanna fuck! SURE! Nah you too sleasy. Moral: And the masters of the universe.

Hey this is crazy and I just met you so here's the kitchen a sandwich maybe?

What's your favorite condiment? Mine's mayonaise.

Sex?

This tux is rented by the hour, are you?

-When you see the most beautiful girl ever, you take her next to a cliff, a manhole or whatever and you kick her off the cliff. Man: THIS IS SPARTA! Girl: Wow what a manly man! dies Moral: What? This is anti-pickup lines! And its not like you are gonna get the most beautiful girl ever anyways... Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

Man: Lets have some fun ;) Woman: Sure! Man: Starts telling jokes. Woman: Funny but I thought... Man: What? Woman: Well its a bit uh... silly of me but I thought that we where getting at your place, having a drink and... Man: What? I said fun, not date rape! Woman: Wow... this is really getting nowhere is it? Author: Hell no! Moral: This "anti-pickup" was not even finished and you want a moral too? Pssssssssssssssssshhhhh....

-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

Business Y U No Advertise?

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

Man: I bet I can scream so loud I can break the walls this post is made of. Woman: Pfff bullshit.. Man: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! Woman: Wow, I wanna go home with you! Man: Sorry, I dont wanna go home with you Moral I dont bang women I "have something to prove to" if ever... heck just ask a woman what makes her cool enough to ask/demand you to prove yourself... and you may just hit the soft spot...

the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

Anti-Pickup Line

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