Get in the van.

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Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

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Woman: lol you are get nervous when I speak to you! Man: Yeah, I get nervous when fucking ugly attention seeking bitches speak to me, nothing personal its just you being a fucking ugly attention seeking bitch which happens to be speaking to me. Moral: Flawless Victory.

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Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

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So when' the baby due?

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If I said you had a beautiful body I'd be lying.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I thought I was ugly, but then I met you

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Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

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Man: Hello! Mishimush! This is a Mister Borat eh? I would like to make the sexy time with you now woman... Eh can I make the rape on you? I will not make much crushings on you if you do not bite okay? Girl: WOW! SURE! Man: Sigh... I... (takes of wig and mustachio) I am actually Sasha Baron Cohen and this is just a hidden camera scene for my movie an.. Girl: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU YOU UGLY BASTARD! GET LOST! Man: DAMN! But its me the same guy and I think I just fell in love with you an... Girl: GET OUT YOU PERVERT! 10 minutes later: Man: Hello there oh honey, this is da berlinen wassenflass Bhruno and I would like you to help me make me the hetrosexal man for das werbungen of my movie star eh? Girl: .( Sigh... I miss that Borat guy... Man: But its me! I am Both Borat and Bruno and... Girl: YOU AGAIN?! GET LOST ASSHOLE! Man: Damn... something just went very very wrong here did it not? Borat: Hello the mister Baron eh? Mishimush! I am the making movie of Crushings of America! And this is my very Manly Man Bruno! Bruno: Hello hot stuff! Cohens! Me and Borat would like to make the very manly thing with you in a threycantzen of tree peepols! Borat: EH YES! We make bang bang in the anoos together with man man and man so no gays make us they slaves! Director: Is something wrong Mr.Cohen? Man: Uh... I think I need to see a shrink for a while after this experience...

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Are your parents retarded? Because you're something special

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"Hey can I get your number?" "-12 Like the inches of your dick."

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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Is someone following you? Cuz ive been seeing people behind your back.

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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And then one day God invented man, the worlds third most useless invention. Moral: I cant stop laughing, thank you everybody I actually got top grades in sociology studies for this moral man crap XD

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Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth

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hey girl, were you in 9/11? cause I'll never forget you.

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- Ma'm, do you have a cigarette? - I don't really want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

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Batman enters a bar: Batman: Ladies... I am Batman... *everyone runs out screaming* Batman: *facepalm* Moral: Want to be feared? Well what did you expect? Who I am? Are you dense? Retarded or something? I am the goddamn Moral-Man!

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My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm but I accidentally gave her the glue stick, she is still not talking to me.

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The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

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He - Hey Dreamboat! She - *turns around He - No you, shipwreck

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Close you`re eyes and open you`re mouth. *unzips pants*

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