You wanna go somewhere? Yeah, where? The Swingers Association.

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Hey i got a job for you. But it blows.

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Little guy: I also beat Mike Tyson with my fists! Woman: Meh, from what I heard you beat some nobody named Mr.Dream! Little guy: Damn you Nintendo! Moral: He sure was not a big mac... more like a little ma.. baaaah you wont get it anyways!....

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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A modified classic, props to the original poster: Man: Ask me out! Woman: Ok, get out! Man: No no, I said ASK me out. Woman: Okay... will you please get out? Man: No but thanks for asking me out, I am so gonna tell your friends how I rejected you asking me out. Moral: When beaten... THERE IS NO BEATING! If negative people can turn everything into a loss, thinking positive call help you turn anything into victory. I mean Hitler murdered millions right? Arent you happy (Jew or not), that it was not you? VICTORY! (if somehow Pyrrhic depending on how you turn on it... But if you wanna turn a gain to a pain, go ahead...)

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Girl, now I want you to be on top! Okay, what position? DOGGY STYLE! Moral: Sickman Fraud, with that name smart people should listen with one eye open, while geniuses keep their eyes and ears shut.

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*is your name angel cuz that's all i see? *is your name asshole cuz that's all i see

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Man: Dayuuuum *slaps ass* Woman: I just took a shit in my pants and you smacked it.

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Like my status for a tbh? Cause to be honest you are the prettiest girl I ever met ;) Like MY status for a tbh? cause to be honest, thats old and No one gets on Facebook. Twitter all the way :p Oh did I say prettiest? I meant b*tchiest you are horrible at comebacks. So your dumb too! -__________-

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My greatest strength is my self-deprecating sense of humor, but its probably not worth getting to know me.

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Morals, greatest weakness revealed!: Doctor doctor! I cannot succeed at... pant pant *shorts shorts* *whine wheeze* at... At... AAAAAARGUUUUUU!!! FUCKING DOCTOR I CANNOT SUCCED AT... THE PAAAAAYNE! MAX PAYNE! BUHUHUHUHU!!! THE PAAAAINYE I CANNOT...SUCCEED AT... Doctor: At what? Shutting the fuck up? AND LEAVE THE HORSHEHEAD NETWORK? Moral: XD I cannot stop laughing, I am crying fucking tears of laughter :)) I was completely not gonna type that but then it spontaneously suddenly idea get! XD Moral: Green thumbs for self irony, this comment shall get one green thumbs ups, and it shall one green thumbs ups get, and the number of thumbs ups shall be one, as one be the number of thumbs ups. Moral: And I have not even said anything Moral: I deserve that green thumb this time! I earned it! SHAAAME YOU DARE SPOILMY GREEN THUMB OF VICTOLY WITH YOUR RED THUMB! SHAAAME! BUILD THE WALL OF FAILURE! FASTER STRONGER HARDER! I CURSE SHAME UPON YOUR SHAME AND BATHE IT IN THE WATER AND FLAMES OF SHAAAAAME! ALL BEFORE I SPrinkle it with small bits of sugar... AND SHAAAAME! LEAVE THE GREEN THUMB ALONE!!!! BUAHUAHAHA! LEAVE IT ALONEEEEEEEEE! Moral: HEEEY HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT GREEN THUMB! I SAID ONE GREEN THUMB! ONE! AND ONLY MINE! SHAME!!!!

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- I would love to get into your pants... - You can't: I have an asshole in there already.

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Sickman Fraud: Hmm you look remotely alike my mother... Woman: Uh? Sickman Fraud: Yes fucking you should das probably give me some release, die reason to resist me is not necessary, you envy my pingas and I can assign it to you if you put on this ugly wig and yell "bad boy" whilzt I das fukte das rassenhol... Woman: OMG SICK! Moral: The father of modern psychology? Seriously?! I was going for a bachelor in psychology studies, but its just disgusting.

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Man:Yeah, hey yo I'm feelin' like Ray Charles I got my shades on, I don't know where they are You couldn't find me even if you had a radar And I spit rapidly AKAR! Woman: OK ok so you claim to be Ray Charles and all, not that you look like him nor have the same voice... but tell me, how the hell did Ray Charles himself manage to get himself stuck in the ladies sauna room eh? Man: To catch the sight of them boobies! I mean... uh... I do not know young lady, I must feel my way out of here, I hmm... no, this is too soft and round to be a doorknob, and this one is too big and round... hmm... maybe if I try lower I will... oh excuse the pole its my walking stick which I keep in my pants...

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"is that a ladder in your tights? or a fire escape for the crabs?"

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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-Your face must turn a few heads. -And your face must turn a few stomachs.

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Are you from Wales, because...well...

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Man trying to be smart: Man: HELP THERE IS A GIANT BOMB DOWN MY PANTS! ITS BULGING AND ITS GONNA EXPLODE KILLING US ALL! Nurse: ILL REMOVE IT! GRABS "EXPLOSIVE EQUIPMENT" AND RIPS IT OFF" Nurse: Weird this organic bomb looks like a peni.. Man: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG Moral: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRHhhhhhhhhhhhhhgEsgRSGRSRfRSfSFSr

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Woman: Hey hot stuff! Are you new around he... Man: Eh, I am not comfortable with women hitting on me, even hot ones like you, its just uh... awkward and... Woman: uh sorry, its not like I was hitting on you nor anything ;), Why dont you hit on me? Man: Uh... I err.. how you... uh... *the guy proceeds to stare at the floor for the next five minutes then runs out crying* Moral: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

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How to get 12 chicks at once... Well more than eleven but this is just so you losers that get nothing learn something while I get the creds arride? Round one: Be popular at school (I am 32 now being a goddamn lawyer means ugly bitches everywhere, so I gotta meet up with my schoolyear friends see? It can still be done. How you get popular? Say whats on your mind, you like that gals tits? You go, WOAH LADY, Hey I am Nero, I dont know you and this is gonna sound rude, BUT LADY THOSE ARE SOME RIPE MELONS SOMEDAY I WANT TO CHOP THEM DOWN WITH MY DICK YA KNOW? (They wont take you seriously and just laugh, then you look at them blush and thing... Wow THEY ARE TAKING THIS SERIOUS ITS JUST ME THAT WAS NOT!) Round two: Invite them over for girls only parties. When I was young, I was like "Girls only party? Thats weird" Today I am more like "Yo gal its a girls only partey at my house? Why I am gonna be here? Because I am gonna try fuck you see? (Tip, dont say that if they aint yo friends first, the first time you can say: BECAUSE IN THIS HOUSE YOU CRAZY LESBO GALS NEED SOME HEAVY MALE SUPERVISION. (So I am gonna have to use my cock to restrain your pussies from getting to close to one other see? But guys, you dont say that the first time, I mean keep it classy right? WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG Still dont go all "Cock this pussy that, no... Basically you say serious stuff but dont sound serious with your voice see? ROUND Whatever: Okay? This is gonna be the hardest part for you, I mean at the age of fourteen I was already banging a forty year old bitch with two kids (my teacher, and not only sex teacher, and nah I did not get grades there, not at school just for sex class... Not really.. So this part is really fucking complicated okay? I mean for juz... You get something fun (playstation with some piss ass game with stuff girls like or some dumb ass shit like a photo album or whatever they like) You (act) I (am natural) like you are all not tense right? So you tell them to give you high fives over.. Whatever... Then you go like "aww dats cute, and pat one on the head while carefully touching another (Girls go like, hey this dude aint flirting he is just chill body language) Which in women language means, "Omg he is touching me and when I sit on his lap his... Cough... you guys would not understand, you know when the Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk right? Except no stretchpants, and no green (eugh!) SO THIS IS THE HARD PART (No no fucking puns this is serious lesson dudes and dudettes) You carefully ask: So, you gals ever been all fucked one guy at once? I mean I am not saying you are cowards if you say no to me, I am just an adventurer and got good taste, and you my ladies, are high class. Ps: Make sure they are high class, I mean get a lot of friends, befriend the ugly ones too (they give it all but meh, so many women so little... Shots... SO, if you have kept your confidence, you can dare them to do stuff with you, and whenever they are touching you crazy, you go... "OKAY GIRLS IF YOU WANT IT I AM GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU, NOW YOU GOT ME HORNY I DID NOT WANT TO DO THIS BUT I AM PULLING MY HOSE OUT!" (Seriously it works, It did the first time, and well, I never banged 11 chicks again but its a little excessive really, threesomes are the best, but sometimes when YOU invite them to girls only sleep parties (I am a man btw, just saying, either that or I am a woman with a.. Nvm...) PROTIP: If you are having trouble getting their attention ride? If they dont cum sit with you because you playing some shitty ass dance game (Kickdance? I forgot one where you fight and dance pressing fucking buttons works nice, the final boss is a helicopter... So I have been told right? PS4) THEN... YOU JUST PUT ON SOME SHITTY ASS MUSIC ON YOUR SURROUND, AND CRANK UP THE VOLUME UP TO 8999 (Hah you thought I was gonna)... And then they will ALL come running all like "WTF MAN ARE YOU INSANE! WE ARE TRYING TO READ/LESBO/Waiting for u to fuck us etc, CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THE SOUND DOWN? WHat do you do then? "Oh sorry ladies, had I known my hut was full of sexy girls today..." Well anyways in this example you invite them, and if you wanna be noob, you do it simple and get a gal to invite you... I mean your friends are all gonna be "You go at girls only sleepovers? LOL!" Then when you banging eleven chicks, you go like "Sleepover? Who is sleeping, LOL!) WARNING: Be respectful man, keep the locker talk to yourself, I mean why the hell you wanna brag about what you scored to guys right? Its not about scoring, its about love and sharing rite? I MEAN BE SMART, IF YOU DONT BRAG TO YOUR DUDES, THE GALS ARE GONNA START BRAGGING ABOUT IT TO THEIR GALS IN THE SHOWERS GET ME HERE? Now... If I can get 11 (one backed out, be respectful right? Just tell her its allright, and that you respect her feelings and decisions and jadajada (its not that I dont care, it becomes routine sometimes, gotta catch them all, but a man such as myself can admit that a girl ready and steady can go "No wait, its too big/My husband might find out/I cant do this because some fucking reason... Yeah because if you force yourself upon the ladies, I hope they kill you, because if they do not, I will never kill you, just always make you beg for death... ...And then bang your mama, man wants to fuck some old not so pretty (fucking ugly even sometimes) women sometimes, and that way you are taking away their territory. Oh, and dont fuck their sisters unless they allow you to HEY HARRIS!... Oh wait, he is probably asleep, my man aint on vacation like your man here ladies... Seriously I was wondering why a man such as me needs to bang an old lady sometimes... And its not only for the sake of variation right? I mean I am older now, but fit, blonde and tan (I know blonde is weird for a latino, but its my natural right?) But when you are mighty, and the ugly fat mama by your side wont even dare dream about you seducing her... (grab her ass she wont even believe it, try it) Then you make her dream come true, you are her GOD, HER ANGEL (if kindness is raw sex) HER SAVIOR FROM FUCKKERONIA... ...Besides, you guys got to start somewhere... FINALLY, WHAT YOU DO NOT DO!. 1. Your mom... Unless she is hot and does not ask you to pull your pants up when you drop them and have a boner but blushes, I said nothing, just that I used to have a weird realationship with my mother in bed and love her (as a mother you fucking pervert). 2. Dont go around doing random anal, thats just stupid. 3. Condoms? Dunno, Im sterile, kinda sad, very awesome, some claim I am bangaholic because I can just practice sharing the seed with the world... Who cares, ANYWAY, IF YOU CANT FIND ANYTHING BUT A ROTTEN UGLY BITCH YOU JUST GOT DRUNK THAT SMELLS LIKE ASS (everywhere), have some self respect, AND FORGET THE CONDOM AND FORGET THE BITCH! All girls today go on protection okay? 4.DO NOT GET THEM DRUNK! I mean what are you gonna do when she passes out? Rape her? Try put your tongue in her mouth before she throws up? I have been at parties like that and left in disgust, YOU DISGUST ME INSECT! TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE SO I CAN CALL SOMEONE STRONGER AND WITH MORE TIME THAN ME TO RAPE YOU! SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT! 5. Feel free to drink something however, wine, dunno I am diabeetus but go low carb and work out so I dont use insulin nor alcohol rite? 6. DO NOT GO... Hmm, about 22 hours without eating anything... Seriously no wonder I cannot remember the 131 golden rules... Not that ill put them here. 7. Do not abuse, do not film with cell/anything, not unless you bang em and they have been your friend for years and you (dont ask, offer!), do not brag, do not be a bitch. 8. Do not call them bitches, unless they behave like bitches, do not slap them, but if they try to kill you and are huge, PUNCH EM THE BATTLE FOR SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST JUST BEGAN BOYZ AND GRILLS! (Yeah grills) 9. You gotta eat... No wonder my... Well, you know... Lets be subtle Cock/penis/dingdong/DickCheney/zevs/Giganticus/etc... Damn, I seriously need some food here, anyway... Yeah I banged my mom, I was basically a kid... And I am typing as if I fucking care what you think... SO RULE NUMBER NINE, DIABETES OR NOT. 10. IF YOU EVER THANK HER AFTER SEX.... I did that once, (accident I was like 17) And she said "What?" I said NOTHING, and I got lucky after getting lucky... Phew... 11 FINAL: Be yourself, dont go pick up trash, no alpha man leader of men homo stuff (leader of men my ass, I want them away not lead them around) 12. BONUS OBJECTIVE: IF YOU CANT BE YOURSELF, YOU READ A BOOK ON HOW TO BE YOURSELF, and if it tells you what to do and how to think... ...Throw it out the window... 13. Winners dont do drugs, DO I SOUND LIKE I AM ON DRUGS? SURE! Am I quietly typing while you are imagining my voice in your head? THATS BECAUSE YOU DID WEED, AND LOSING THE POWER OF YOUR DICKUS BIGGUS IS A SIN! (not that I am a believer, I mean I am living in paradise already so...) 14. Seriously, get women, get lots of them, and well, id say you wont need drugs, but what do I know, I just cant go without my daily smoke after well... I dont fuck every day, honestly I am a lawyer, be sincere with yourself and the girls, anyway, except tobacco I NEVER DONE SHIT I MEAN WHEN MY FRIEND WAS SMOKING WEED AT MY PLACE I TOLD HIM GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ASSHOLE! And the other time he was smoking weed at his own home I did the same, he threw a chair at me and grabbed a knife before slipping on a chair and crying LOL (he is 34) So seriously, I type like a madman and fuck like the beast himself, but you just need to keep it classy and... WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG! NEVER KEEP IT CLASSY, NOT TOO NASTY EITHER... THen again what is too nasty anyways? I mean if you are into bestiality or something "good for you", but you know... ...Session recess, I need to eat and sleep... Cuz both these gals snore a lot, thats why I kindly offered (ITS STILL AN OFFER I COULD HAVE MADE THEM DO IT) sleeping on this damn hard couch... Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, ill probably die if I do not eat much (Diabeetus... Sexy... Not really...) Id say thank you, but when someone tells a man something nice, he either says I KNOW and when I offer you this I AM PROPER ENOUGH TO SAY YOU ARE WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!! Dont bother paying me when it works, I am a lawyer I only get paid when things work, and everything... Anyway... Gotta eat... Good night ladies. Tip: Girls if you masturbate thinking about me at night, you gonna sleep much better, as for you guys, blargh, just the ladies tell me if it works okay? Because I care, and if it dont work YOU ARE DOING IT WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG! Good night (Dunno about you, its 12:41 and I havent slept or eaten in 23 hours, so Good night, and if its day there, then fuck yourself, gently ;) WITH A CHAINSAW Do you see how I brag? How I fill the world with my prescense wherever I go? That is the mark of a king ladies, but dont settle to some fucking internet site if you want to be THE EMPEROR Like me... And dont deny it, you thinking "that dood is crazy I mean look how metal he is" And that is ladies and fucks, because they dont call me Nero Metal, because I listen to power rock/Videogame music (See I am being myself, you think videogames are stoopid) SIR YOU LIE YOU ARE A LOSER!!! PRETENDING LIKE YOU DO NOT LIKE VIDEOGAMES TELLING PEOPLE YOU NEVER PLAY WHILE CHATTING ON THE PS4 PLAYING TORIBASH AND ALL THAT SHIT? (Kdice? Yeah World of Nerdcraft and MinecraftNerd, can burn in hell) Aww, I am getting fed by a sleepy wowwy Rebecc... NO DO NOT FEED ME EVER! I BITE! "She going, you still typing that stuff?" I telling her "Yeah, I am here swinging my super sayan swagger and you sir will thumb this up for one reason only... And no, its not because I am crazy, because I am not... I AM INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! And if this is being insane, who cares what you or even I think, I get what you dont... Psst... come closer, ill whisper to you why you hate me, why you thumb this down with your shit mouse... come closer... psst... BECAUSE UUUUUUR JELLY AS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Anyway, fuck these damn Albondigas are good... Since when can your sis make... Wherever the fuck these are from? Lol, you idiots Harris and friends dared me to post all this shit... Guys I never really cared about the challenge right? I DID IT BECAUSE I WANT TO! AND I DO WHAT I WANT, I TAKE WHAT I DESIRE, I RULE THIS FUCKING UNIVERSE! I broke a sweat though, Nervous? Fuck you crazy Harris my nigga and company? Tomorrow the guys are gonna be all "LOL THIS CRAZY FUCKER POSTED ALL THAT SHIT AND... After uh, fucking my sister..." JELLY!!!!!!!! Hey Harris, send me a message (not here you fucktard on the cell) if you read this fantastic piece of writing/Guide for the life of a deity, and remember you owe me was it 40 bucks for posting this? And then forget about it hombre, keep your little money, because I got a lot of it... And what difference would it have made if I did not have it huh? Money and no woman, now thats cry folks... So this is the short version okay? Because the long version is too awesome for you nerds to read... I used to be a nerd too until I took 3200 PAIR OF TITS TO THE FACE AND... Number something scores on TWAtter! xD, No seriously Harris, keep your cash man, this is fun, and not for the challenge (what challenge XD) but rather for you know... ...DISPLAying my POOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! Now, sure you can call me crazy, but do you call Vegeta crazy when he goes FINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHH! NO you wish you could roar like Vegeta/Me, and I dont watch that shit nomore (I read the fanon comics on that site with the universes tournament shit) So you are AAAAAAAAAAL JEEEEEEEEELLLYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! *John Cena Music as I kick his Homo ass XD* Ps: I am no DBZ fanMAn I tell you, I watched when Superman murdered Goku, and then lobotomized him after violating and desacrated his body... And it was delicious... THIS IS DELICIOUS! So what was the fucking bet about again? Me not typing over 50 words? ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY? Me too, this was kinda fun, keep your money guys (Harris and about ten other douchebags) Please, I can give you my car, and then get the very same model as I blow yours up... Somehow. Well, my Sayan rush is over, remember: Goku dying slowly, I watched it on slow motion, ON ZOOM, ON A TELESCOPE! It it was delightfull, TYPOS WHO CARES I DO APPARENTLY THESE ALBONDIGAS HAVE TOO MUCH CARB GONNA GO EAT... Something GOODNIGHT... Damn I forgot, where that fraiser from? He says Goodniiiiiiiiight, randomcity! Lol "do I dare push the button" "DUH OF COURSE NOT, POSTING THIS WOULD BE SUPER SAYAN SWAGGER.

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Man at a restaurant (that is out of everything but bar stools and alcoholic drinks): Man: Die monster! You don't belong in this world! Woman: Uh? Oh! Nice tribute to the cheesy Castlevania lines! Man:Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves! Woman: Uh... well with most of you men lacking a spine nowadays... I cant truly disagree with you... Man: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! Woman: Savior? Who do you think I am? But now I am annoyed *throws glass that breaks* have at you! *slaps man* Man: HYDRO STORM! Throws a flask of water upwards as it breaks on the floor splashing the woman... Woman: NOW I AM ALL WET! YOU MORON! Dont you know me? Man: Man: M-Maria? Uh... What happened? Shaft: Damn you broke free from your spell! But it is too late! Muahahaha! Castlevania has already become a bar! Richter: Well... that's fine to me, as long as Dracula does not STEAL MEN`S SOULS! Shaft: Relax, he is into business now... Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a businessman such as him! Shaft: Seriously! I invite you both at its VIP lounge and free beer to make up for the past mistakes... Richter: Excellent! But now feel my unbridled wrath!!!!! *punches Shaft* Shaft: Ouch! So... are we even now? Richter: Considering the free beer... okay... As they arrived Castle Barlevania they both got drunk and played "vampire killer" at the stage all night... Moral: Not much a Anti-Pick up line you say? Not only did Richter make a fool out of himself, but he also got her wet ;)

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Boy- I'm heading back to my place. Want to come? Girl-Sorry you strike me as a person who cums all by himself.

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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

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