Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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Man: Wow girl, you are so hot you remind me of my wife when she was young.. wanna come to my place for a quick one before she comes back? Girl: Sigh... this AGAIN? I told you! If you are gonna get that drunk, get out of our home and go to a bar daddy!

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Can I have this dance? Sure just give me a minute to load my gun

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My dog just died so now you're my only Bitch.

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Was your dad a thief? Because he's in jail

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

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Pick up lines from the stoneage: Man: RARGH GROG BEAT YOU WITH CLUB! AND MAKE THE LITTLE GROGS WITH YOU! Woman: But I just had one! Aww not this again whatever... Moral: And over time women adjusted to clubs and often end up knocked up when passing out in them, While men that own their own clubs usually end up knocking up a lot more of them... Some things never change...

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Woman enters gynecologist office: Man: YO I am the vaginator! Woman: Vaginator? Man: You know, the guy that is gonna fu.. I mean study your pussy with the long hard spear and see if your juices are okay and stuff... Woman: HuuuuuuuH? Moral: Writing this makes me understand why some women dont exactly enjoy a trip to the "Vaginator" so I forgot the moral and the point... my sympaties though...

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Is that a ladder in your hose or the stairway to heaven? It is the stairway to heaven, but I've already got an asshole up there

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violets are blue roses are red you have a mouth start giving me head

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guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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Did it hurt? When I fell from Heaven? NO! WHen you were shot up from hell for stealing my pick up line!!!

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My greatest strength is my self-deprecating sense of humor, but its probably not worth getting to know me.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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M: Hey whats up? W: My Dick!

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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hi how u doin fine and u well bii have a nice day DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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Penis. I got it

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Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

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Hey big girl ;), why you alone? You ate all of your friends?

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Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

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WHEN I ACTUALLY DIE SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET REALLY HAUNTED. Originally Posted at: Collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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