Wherever: Hi I am Tom Green! or Hey there, I am Jamie Kennedy! Moral: Hey there I am neither one of them, I am however the worlds third most pointless invention according to this site. (well strictly spoken, I am a lawyer, lol self irony)

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This doesn't have to be a rape.

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You're parents must be assholes because baby you're the shit!

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"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes." "They always say that before they go to sleep."

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You stole my heart..... Don't worry, i have three more back home in my freezer.

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did you fall from heaven, cause i forgot my library card.

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Damn girl did you just come from the dump? Cause you smell like shit.

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Man: Wow girl, you are so hot you remind me of my wife when she was young.. wanna come to my place for a quick one before she comes back? Girl: Sigh... this AGAIN? I told you! If you are gonna get that drunk, get out of our home and go to a bar daddy!

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My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm but I accidentally gave her the glue stick, she is still not talking to me.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

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roses are red violets are blue My dog gives me a bigger orgasm then you

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Mario: Its a me Mario! Woman: Uhuh... Mario: Its a me Mario? Woman: Yeah you got a point? Mario: Okey dokey! Woman: So? Mario: Letsa go! Woman: Well okay, I mean *chews bubblegum* at least I know who you are and stuff... Moral: I once saw a red mushroom come out of a question block, so I just touch it with my Richard and... ...Wait ill take the green one, just in case, I good with what I have...

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As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When a tractor fell on your face?

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Do you believe in rape by first sight? Moral: I think its immoral enough as it is already.

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And then it hit me.....no really now I'm bleeding

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She - Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? becuase your-- He - I did not fall from heaven, you ignorant little twat.

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Roses are red violets are blue this isn't a poem I'm a botanist.

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- if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U next to Y, just why

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There must be an angel missing from Heaven, because I've got it tied up in my basement. (It keeps saying something about a fancy dress party, but I'm not falling for that one again; that's how Batman escaped.)

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Man: Wow you are my cousin? Damn girl you are hot! I mean nothing wrong you know, I was just wondering if you wanna get a innocent cup of coffee Woman: Uh, thanks, but I have never met you... Man: Not my cousin? Bah, what a turnoff im outta here... Moral: Yeah moral... Pffft! You will have an easier time finding Waldo here.

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You like my boobies ;) Girl: I said no you disgusting fat bastard! Moral: What fucking kind of MOTHERFUCKING MORAL are you expecting to find here?!?

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

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