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Hi! Do you like fat guys with no money?

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Girl: Hi honey, wanna see a magic trick? Boy: Sure, why not? Girl -POOF- YOU'RE SINGLE!

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Your hair is really beautiful. Thanks. Can I make a wig out of it?

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Boy: does your face hurt Girl: No. Why Boy Because it sure is hurting me

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I may have never f*cked a 10 before, but I did f*ck five 2's.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? What you don't know? In this day and age? Don't you have like google or something on your smart phone. geeeesh!

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Yeah sure, ill just go grab my gag and handcuffs. Male: ...

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How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

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Does the carpet match the drapes? -Do I look bald?

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why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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Is that a ladder in your hose or the stairway to heaven? It is the stairway to heaven, but I've already got an asshole up there

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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are you on fire?

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I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "My parole officer would go nuts!"

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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Hey you should let me have sex with you! Why? Because I'm going to do it anyway!

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Man: Hey! Are you into stuff like violence robbery rape cheating orgies machismo torture and pedophilia? ;) ;) Girl: WHAT? NO! Man: Ok me neither so you qualify to come home with me. Girl: Well... that honestly makes you better than most of the lot... why not... so yeah lets go!

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Hello im a thief and I'm here to steal your purse

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Are you being followed because i've been see someone behind your back!

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Guy: are you AT&T because you are raising my bar Girl: Sorry I use Verizon. it has better 4G coverage

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Moral man: Hey ladies... wanna read my "moral man original jokes?" then you are at the right place! Just scroll down the newest section and you will feel, insulted, charmed, happy, sad, and all that stuff you always wanted! Except beaten up... Moral man do other things to women... BTW I used to write comics (not draw them) for STUPIDO once... well I cant say more... Girl: "Reads": OMG I SO WANT YOU! Moral: If you are gonna like me less (or more) because of the "infomercial" nature of this anti-joke, then you must be the kind that yells to the TV a lot, and throw bricks at the television when it says "this show is presented by" So just do it, prove you are a nutcase, give me that luxury.

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Guy: Have you ever been surfing? Girl: No; Yes Guy: Wanna surf in my jizz?

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