Why did the small girl run away? She saw her own coqu in the mirror.

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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Boy: whats your name? Girl: i dont know, im just s fetus

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Young Man: Mom.. oh mom I want you so bad! Mom: I want you so bad too son! (starts ripping of clothes) Young Man: Uh... I want you to make me a sandwich... what is going on? Mom: Uh... never mind... Next day: Mom: Hey I bought you some cartoons... Young Man: Huh? I am too old for carto... HEY! :D what is this? What is this Hentai stuff? OOH! Moral: Hentai, the reason asians are smart and families stick together in Japan... sometimes they literally stick together...

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greetings clarisse...

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I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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Do you have an STD? No. DO you want one??

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boy: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet girl: there's 26 boy: how could I forget U R A Q T girl: that's 5 boy: you can get the D later girl: you mean the V?

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Guy: what do this pickup line and your face have in common? Girl: what? Guy: they are both poorly constructed.

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Have you heard of that new movie "Other People"? Cuz thats what i wanna see.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I right next to each other. You say that you want me? Well don't what you come for!!

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Hi, GET IN THE VAN, Drink this, Don't Scream whisper* "does ur body fit in my trunk?"

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Can I go to your house and play with your Jigglypuff?

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Guy: Hey :) Guy: Hey to you too :) Don't jump to conclusions people. They're gay.

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cumming too.

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hey, your cute. hey, your not.

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Did you fall from heaven because you landed on my wind shield some how

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Guy: Have you ever been to Thailand? Girl: No Guy: Well maybe I should take you to Bangkok

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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who wants to play EPAR

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Hey, i looked up the word beauty in the thesaurus and your name was mentioned there. ..... in the antonyms

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Man: Wow girl, you are so hot you remind me of my wife when she was young.. wanna come to my place for a quick one before she comes back? Girl: Sigh... this AGAIN? I told you! If you are gonna get that drunk, get out of our home and go to a bar daddy!

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

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