M - wanna have some fun? F - No! M - 0k, i have no choice but to rape you!

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Why do cops eat donuts so much? Because they are delish

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Man: Oh crap I don't have a condom Woman: Don't worry I have one

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You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i'd have to pay.

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Him - Would you like to dance? Her - NO! Him - I'm sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, "You look fat in those pants."

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Man: Hey sexy, I think I have seen you many times before... Woman: Hmmm... I do not think I have seen you before... Man: Do you happen to be used to getting raped? Woman:...... Moral: yeah it was her :( Audience: BOOOOOOOOOO! Moral: I know :(

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are u an angle because i have a boner oh what fail

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Man: "Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause it looks like you landed on your face"

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M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

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Me: Have you ever dreamed, of owning a thousand sparkly gems? Woman: No why? You got some? Me: No, but now but now we can dream together t under the sparkling stars under the sky... Moral: Hey, she said aww... And touched my hand before chatting with her friend... and as I turned my hand... was a piece of paper, with a written number...

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Has someone been following you? Cause I've been seeing people behind your back.

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Whats yo sign? Do not enter!

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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Super man and Lois lane doing it... Supes: WOMAN I AM SO uh.. tHORNY that I want to thrust as hard as I can and... Lois: YAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Supes: Oh noes! R.I.P Lois Lane... Ripped In Pieces Indeed... Moral: Hey at least moral man can get laid... (a moral man fake... well actually original)

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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Guy:Are you wearing space pants, cause that ass is out of this world! Girl:No, they're baseball pants, cuz this ass is out of your league.

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Wanna come home to my star destroyer and play with my lightsaber? No? How about just a trip down the Enterprise bridge to have fun with my romulans?... if you know what I mean? ;) ;)

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-ILY -Aw. Spell it out it will make it more special. -I'm Leaving You

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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Do you have cancer, because you look diseased.

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i am with stupid l l l \/

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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I like your eyes. My eyes don't like you.

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Van what van? GET TO THE CHOPPAH!

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