- Anti-Pickup Line

- I can make your wildest dreams come true. - I know. I had this nightmare some creep wouldn't leave me alone...

- I would love to get into your pants... - You can't: I have an asshole in there already.

boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

Guy: Thanks Girl: Why? Guy: Cuz you made me get rid of that boner

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

What's your favorite condiment? Mine's mayonaise.

-I like my woman like I like my coffee... without a penis

Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

man-hey baby you wanna go somewhere girl-no thanks hells over there

Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

Lol, waifu and Rebecca are like "do you have to type so much? Come back prince charming... ...I Am all NO! AND CALL ME MASTER BISON. SO ANYWAY SHORT coMMENT SEE? I DONT HAVE TO TYPE AS MUCH! AND NOW THAT THEY ARE ALL LAUGHING BECAUSE OF MY SHEET HERE I JUST KEEP TYPING YOU KNOW BECAUSE THEY ARE HANGING OVER ME AND I CANT MOVE.:: GIrls read this: (not you ladies not yet, I am talking about my gals here) IF YOU WANT ME TO JOIN YOU, MOVE THE FUCK OVER TO EACH OF YOUR SIDES, SO I CAN GET UP, YOU CAN SQUEEZE ON TOP OF EACH OTHER SO I CAN DO YOU BOTH. Lol Rebecca is all like "He is not really posting that stuff right? "Hey Nero you are not going to post that stuff are you? Lol Harris, does your sister know me again? Ps: Dont worry folks, I mean Harris is like my bro from another ho, seriously, I bang his sister, he goes like "THERE IS A GOOD CATCH SON!" And kept giving me the thumbs ups when she liked Anal too much and could not sit. ANYWAYSSSSSSS SHORT COMMENT GET! (Sorry id type more, but I think my dick is alive again... IT MUST DROWN IN THE JUICES OF WITCHES OF ENCHANT! "I wont post this Rebecca? Lol, you know why I do not care about their opinion Rebecca lady" BECAUSE I AM AWESOME, AND THEY ARE NOOOOOOOOOOT! Oh you do not want your bro to know... Rebbeca chan... Your bro just sent me a thumbs ups and "take good care of her bro" Yeah let me put this incredibly good laptop away and show you. Ps: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Great! Maybe next time I'll electrocute you to death!

Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

Boy: whats your name? Girl: i dont know, im just s fetus

The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. Plays moral man theme (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

Have you just been fishing? The strong fishy smell seems to be coming from you.

Guy -Are you from Tenessee? Girl -No. guy -oh, because you looked kinda southern.

Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

- Have we met? - Honey, we're not meeting now.

Okay, now one where I actually succeeded okay? I know this is not like "goodpickuplines.com nor anything but hey... She: I used to have the nicest goldfish. Me: I got one myself. She: Really? Is it at your place? Me: Duh! She: Lol can we go see it? Me: Sure!... Oh wait... Oh, it died last week :( She: Can we like you know... still go see it? ;) That sound you get when you score a billion billions on an arcade machine

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd take you out back in the shed and screw you!

Are you doing push-ups with your knees down? Cuz im not sure if this is working out.

Man: I would kill anyone at anytime for a kiss from you. Woman: Kill yourself now.

Him: Does your dad own a bakery? Her: Yes, Why? Him: Because I saw his advertisement in the newspaper

Anti-Pickup Line

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