-Good afternoon miss, would you care to try our new line of perfume? -Sure what's it called? -Chloroform...

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-wow I could just drown in the ocean of your eyes -well why don't you -well I'll steal your sisters number, get lost at sea, and shipreck in her bed Then you can come and save us when she is shouting S.O.S out of the other room

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How you doin? go away- I have a gun

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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Are you a beaver? Because your overbite seems to be made for my wood. Moral: Take what you see, improve it, and steal the glory... We all do it... maybe not as obvious as this... but judging me badly would be hypocrisy...

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma?

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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Boy- Did it hurt when you fell- Girl- From heaven?!? AWWW <3 Boy- No the whore tree when you banged every guy on the way down.

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Put the lotion on the skin!

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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Get in the van.

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Male: hey sexy whats your sign? Female: dead end!

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Male: Did it hurt??? Female: What, when I fell from heaven? Male: No, the first time you did anal!!!

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Hey giiiiiiiiiiirl, I'm no Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

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Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

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That outfit looks fantastic on you... ..it would look even better in an evidence bag

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At a ... PUB! Man: Hey... wanna... go out with a true shinob i ninja? ;) Woman: Are you not supposed to be invisible or something? Man: You can see me? SHIT! (runs away). Moral: So what if she saw you you are all covered in a pajamas anyways...

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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I have been known to give women the best fake orgasms ever ;)

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Girl: I was just wondering... Boy: Smell my armpits on July 24th, 2016!

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all in all it was a good orgy

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-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -I'm an atheist.

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Ever had violent sex with a murderer/rapist? ;) ;)

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