Men. We must always hold the door open, Pull the chairs out and pay for our women whilst remembering to treat them as equals.

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Man: May I have this dance? Woman: Take it, it's all yours [goes away]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to F*** you with a rake.

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What did you do to Kelly? Why? Because she said you did her good(; What? Cuz' I heard you did that goood thing(; When? Last night on the bed, 3am(;

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Him: Does your dad own a bakery? Her: Yes, Why? Him: Because I saw his advertisement in the newspaper

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

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Hey you should let me have sex with you! Why? Because I'm going to do it anyway!

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"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes." "They always say that before they go to sleep."

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Guy: hey, we have been friends for a long time but I really need to tell you something Girl: omg I love you too :D Guy: what, no no. I'm a zoophilic

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He - Nice shoes. She - Thanks. He - But i think they would look better in my pants.

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?

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At the library: So girl, how about we find a nice quiet place? Moral: Location, location...

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Are you a Geodude? Cause you're face is rockin'!

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Man: DAMN BABE YOUR SO DAMN HOT I... Woman: You know what? Im so sick of you guys hitt... Man: OOOOOOOOOOOOH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YEEEEEEEEEES THIS IS DELISHUSH! Woman: WHAT HAPPENED? :O Man: Huh? Never mind, ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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male: hey wanna ride female: STRANGER DANGER!

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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He: Will we have sex tonight? She: Yes, only I don't know with who you will.

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-Can I get your Number? -29435566 (see if you can get it.)

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-Are you Jamaican 'cos jamaican me crazy! -... *stabs*

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The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

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