-If I could arrange the alphabet, that would be cool.

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I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

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-Did you fall from heaven? Because your an angel -No but did you? Because your face is fucked up!

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- You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast! -You're so cold that if you drunk a glass of water, you'd poop out ice.

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Female Police officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: Boobies.

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Yo imma let you finish yourself off

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- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. - First wish: don't speak ever again.

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- Can I have your number? - Sure. Twelve.

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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

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Sex?

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Are your parents retarded? Because you're something special

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Do you want to dance No I suppose a blow job is out of the question then

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"Hey girl, is there a mirror in your pants?" "No, that's just my penis."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car I want to rape you

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This is what Nero calls for his "destroyer" not sure if I should consider that flattering, he thinks so anyways, he just wants to say, that why the fuck are people suddenly scared of looooooooooooooooooooooong messages on the interbewbs. "No leave it be, interbewsbs sounds prefect" Nero The Hero "FINAL FRESH" What Nero And Vagina shouts? :)) Something is off here but he has passed out again :)) "God woman, you suck at pop cultural quotes" Nero, the fucklord (omg, he is crazy, gotta love this guy) "thanks" Nero the grateful. "I Ask you if you know who I am by saying "ITS ME MARIO and you still do not know what name is? THe red plumber Nintendo HIS NAME IS MARIO!?" Nero The (fucking annoyed at me) :)) Sorry guys just having fun. "THOU SHALL NEVER APOLOGIzE FOR THE WORD OF NERO" -Nero insists, I mean the LORD OF DARKNESS INSISTS "Can we fucking stop making quotes of me now? All the girls are laughing at me, WHY AM I SO DEFEATED!" Last quote added without his consent

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Hi, since its our first "Set Time Date" , I want you know I haven't got any STD's

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Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me in this relationship

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You know how I know we're going to have sex, tonight? I'm bigger than you.

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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together Female: You don't have to do anything because N and O are already together

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You're so hot I'd do you sober.

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