-Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low self-esteem. I will prey on your poor self-image for short-term sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. -OK.

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You know how I know we're going to have sex, tonight? I'm bigger than you.

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Your skin would make a nice coat.

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Drink this!

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Wanna come to my place and spread the word?

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Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong

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Losers pick-up sex guide. 1. Create a beautiful environment at home, with candles, romantic music, etc. 2. Buy lube, some sexy female underwear, a couple of sex toys, some erotic magazines to excite you`re partner. 3. Pick-up you`re stuff and masturbate.

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Me: Hey lady, you are so fucking hot I want to... Lady: FUCK ME PLEASE ME SO HORNY! Moral: One can always dream... *yawn* Zzzzzzzmooth...

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Did it hurt? When I fell from Heaven? NO! WHen you were shot up from hell for stealing my pick up line!!!

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hey girl, were you in 9/11? cause I'll never forget you.

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Glass Basketball

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You seem rapable enough... wanna see some back alleys with me?

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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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Baby! you're on fire! Yeah, well I am an arsonist.

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Male: (Pulls Female in close, strokes her hair, and mutters 'My precious' over and over to himself)

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Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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- Lets get outta here and have some fun - If you got your fathers dick....no

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Hey are you on your period? Because I've been following you and I've noticed there's a blood stain on your ass...

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-Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red? -Yeah, with your blood

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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At a ... PUB! Man: Hey... wanna... go out with a true shinob i ninja? ;) Woman: Are you not supposed to be invisible or something? Man: You can see me? SHIT! (runs away). Moral: So what if she saw you you are all covered in a pajamas anyways...

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You like my boobies ;) Girl: I said no you disgusting fat bastard! Moral: What fucking kind of MOTHERFUCKING MORAL are you expecting to find here?!?

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