Why are you crying? I have to walk out these woods alone!

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guy: hey baby come join the PEN15 club with mee ;) girl: whats that?? guy: come and i will show you...*goes into the guys restroom with her*....lets go to the restroom and never rest...except you can rest on my PEN15

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Boy: does your face hurt Girl: No. Why Boy Because it sure is hurting me

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-Did it hurt -What when i fell from heaven? -No when you fell from the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down

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wanna try out my joystick? (gamer-joke)

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I wish I was your math momework, because then I would be really hard and you'd be doing me on the desk.

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Guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: no Guy: Good! Because I have to go take a shit!

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Did it hurt? When I fell from Heaven? NO! WHen you were shot up from hell for stealing my pick up line!!!

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If you were a booger, I would pick up you first.

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Have you heard of that new movie "Other People"? Cuz thats what i wanna see.

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-Wanna have sex? -No -Damn

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Guy: Have you ever been to Thailand? Girl: No Guy: Well maybe I should take you to Bangkok

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange

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I thought you were cute, so the voices told me to come say hi.

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If you go out with me there might be some smegma in it for you.

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why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

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your boobs are bigger than my nose

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excuse me my eyes are up here thats great........where are your nipples

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Me about four years ago: Girl: So what do you do? Me: I am an author. Girl: Cool! So like what do you write and stuff? Me: I am on my third book I am writing for Tom Clancy. Girl: Get outta here! You are so full of shit! This kinda happened a lot of times actually. ...Its true, then he died, now I am trying to rewrite the whole piece of crap into science fiction, yeah! Come sue me CLANCY! Do you think ANYBODY thought that you could write like 732 books a year? (Even though they where pieces of shit, I would know, mine are still the worst rated, but not worst selling because I dont know)

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Me noob days again: She: So, you like it here sweetheart? Me: Excuse me, why the hell are you rubbing my leg? She: Would you prefer I rub something else? Me: What the hell am I doing here anyways Duh! Then I sober up at home... And ran towards the shower, its really not that easy to drown yourself to death in a shower is it?

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Me during the noob days at a bar: Me: So this is fun, want to go to my place and watch The Matrix trilogy all night or something? She: Naaah, I already watched them, but I am sure we can watch something else all night right? Me: Nah, you see I just moved in, and I don't have any other movies, so yeah nice meeting you though! *facepalm*

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what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

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I may have never f*cked a 10 before, but I did f*ck five 2's.

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