Is it hot in here or are you just suffocating me in this relationship

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I heard this one in real life in Spain, pretty good one: Man: Please marry me! I am nothing without you! Woman: If you are worth nothing then why should I want you? Man: Uh... Moral: Its a great honor having a dedicated group of followers making sure my comments always have red thumbs, thanks to this my sociology studies are complete. My thanks to every azzhole out there.

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Hey bitch wanna fuck! SURE! Nah you too sleasy. Moral: And the masters of the universe.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "your sister" and "I" together.

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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Seriously tho mah bebeh... Did you ask for a Pepsi or mah cocka-colah?

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Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

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-What sign were you born under? -No Parking.

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Guy: Hey would you like to dance? Girl: No! Guy: Oh come on! Don't be picky. I wasn't!

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Him: Nice legs. What time do they open? Her: Members only, I'm afraid,

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Guy: Theres this girl and Ive been meaning to ask her something... Girl: I bet I know who it is ;D Guy: Oh good. So is your mom available on Friday?

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violets are blue roses are red you have a mouth start giving me head

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Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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if i was a fly, i'd be all over you, because you are the SHIT.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" as far apart as possible.

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whats up ho

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Can I have your number? -I don't have one.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're a fucking hillbilly.

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Male: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Female: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

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- What's a shabby girl like you doing in a lovely place like this?

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Guy: Hey baby, you must be a general, because you're making my PRIVATES stand at attention! Girl: Hmm..they're still a MAJOR disappointment.

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boy: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet girl: there's 26 boy: how could I forget U R A Q T girl: that's 5 boy: you can get the D later girl: you mean the V?

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- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

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Hey baby, i like your hair -girl takes off wig

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