Man: I bet you havent seen a really big dick before ;) ;) Woman: No... but I have seen yours... The man proceeds to stare at the floor and leaves in shame...

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Man seriously? Free Samsung? And that Fiat, I been wondering how much you want for it, not that i got it but I was considering buying it sometime. Son, I got no idea what brand this piece of shit car is, but the wheels are cool. No really, if you mean it, ill take that Fiat man, man, ill kiss your feet, ill do it, no really I mean Really? I mean really really? Man If you mean it, ill get over there right away, and man, you can have dunno, bad times, hell ANYTHING Okay? But if you are just messing with me, you can go fuck yourself and your phone man!

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Five dollar women... WOO!

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why can't a black person play baseball because the steal bases

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Are you a magnet, because i'm attracted to you. Yes, i am. So unless you want to have sex with metal, then i suggest you leave.

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"You'll do."

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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Is that a banana in your pants? Can I have yours?

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-I think you're the best looking girl in here. -Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

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Man: did you just fart cuz you blew me away! Woman: actually I did, sorry if it smells I had enchiladas for lunch.

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Male: Get in the van.

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Hi, I've taken like 8 dumps today... Wanna dance?

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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Are you a beaver? Because your overbite seems to be made for my wood. Moral: Take what you see, improve it, and steal the glory... We all do it... maybe not as obvious as this... but judging me badly would be hypocrisy...

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Wanna come to my place and spread the word?

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A cat falls into a pool and a rooster laughs. Moral of the story, a wet p**** makes a happy c***

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Damn you look good in beer goggles.

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So you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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Man: Comon babe a little BJ wont hurt anyone get down..... Woman: sorry im alergic to peanuts

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My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

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Do you live around here often?

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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You look... clean

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guy scientist: hey can i send a probe to explore uranus? girl scientist: hey can i send a rocket with you in it to the sun/

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