Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

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Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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-If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. -If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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I have been known to give women the best fake orgasms ever ;)

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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Hey baby, wanna make $50?

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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Man enters bar: Man: is there any... I mean ANY woman that would not instantly reject me here? If there is, I would like her... or in worst case scenario, HIM that she/he is very special to me and has the most beautiful eyes ever... THANK YOU

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Flipping a coin to give you my number or not to give you my number

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Ugly begins with U. But awesome ends with ME.

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Guy- I would do anything for you. Women- I wouldn't do you for anything!

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Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

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Do you work for UPS? 'Cause i could swear that you were checking out my package.

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I have a gun.

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Guy: How much does a polar bear way? Girl; About 500 kilograms

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Girl, now I want you to be on top! Okay, what position? DOGGY STYLE! Moral: Sickman Fraud, with that name smart people should listen with one eye open, while geniuses keep their eyes and ears shut.

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when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

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Hey baby, can I cream in your chocolate?

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Guy: Hey baby, did you come by car? Girl: No I walked. Guy: Well I can make you come in mine.

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You look... clean

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-You are so lovely. -DOES NOT COMPUTE...

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What do u get when u mix a black a guy and an octopus The best dam cotton pickin machine you'll ever see!

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Are you a beaver? Because your overbite seems to be made for my wood. Moral: Take what you see, improve it, and steal the glory... We all do it... maybe not as obvious as this... but judging me badly would be hypocrisy...

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