guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

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Roses are red violets are blue i got a gun get in the van!

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I'm heading back to my place. You want to come? Sorry, you strike me as a person who comes all by himself.

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You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i'd have to pay.

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Hello, it's nice to meet you.

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-Hi miss are you a ketchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hot dog to you

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roses are red violets are blue My dog gives me a bigger orgasm then you

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Man: Oh crap I don't have a condom Woman: Don't worry I have one

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Boy: can i have your number? Jewish girl *pulls up sleeve*

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Well there's the exit, will you go out with me?

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boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

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the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word

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"Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!" "My parole officer would go nuts!"

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haha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to F*** you with a rake.

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Girl: Hey, why don't you and I go out to dinner? Guy: Thanks, but if I wanted to watch a whore stuff her face full of meat, I'd just load up Redtube.

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My therapist says I should meet new people.

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Whats best about having sex with twenty six year olds?..... Theres twenty of them!

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Real life anti Joke mambo number five: Me: Hey wanna do it? Girl: I am a nun now remember? Me: Yeah but I always wanted to do it with a nun ;). Moral: She forgave me, nine years later :P

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M:HEY BABY! Where you from? W: Im a lesbian.. M: COOL! So which part of Lesbia are you from?

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Do you know karate? Because I'd like to kick you in the face.

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Damn girl! You`re fat and ugly! its ok though, cuz Im desperate!

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Woman- is your penis erect? Male- no just FULL SIZED Woman- woah

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Boy: So...Um...How's life? Girl: Great, until you came along.

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