Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

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-Hey, have we met before? -No, because I don't remember ever seeing a face that made me this nauseous.

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Is your dad a terrorist?? 'Cause you're a sex bomb.

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The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

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He-Are you from Tennesse? Still He-Cu'z I wanna suck ur face off..

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Female: I don't need to rearrange the alphabet, N and O are already together!

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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Young man: Hey I have watched a lot of Hentai lately so I wondered if you wanna come home and have hardcore sex and... Mature woman: HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING! IM YOUR MOTHER! Young man: As I said mom... I have watched a lot of Hentai lately so... Moral: Hentai keeping families together since forever...

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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I love Mark Wahlberg!

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At a bar: Hello! Moral: Keep the damn lines short! (A moral man original, not to be confused with the exploding bar or whoever put morals in their sstories, feel free to do so though! I mean anyone can see from the quality whose are mine ;)

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I really should start saying "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"

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Hey nice shoes....Wanna F***?

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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WOW MY LONGEST EVER COMMENT BELOW GOT A THUMBS UPS WOOT-WO-WO-WOROWOOOT *Partyravelights that confetti crap and... Moral: I dont really give a shit and all...

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M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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Girlfriend: you are much more naive when you are naked, and a small penis, no hair and are 23 years old

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Man:Are you in college? Woman:Yeah. Berry College. Lots of cows... Man:Well my name is Murad. You know, like, Moo to the radical. Moo, like, cows...

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Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

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In the USA: Man: Hello, I am half Iraq and half Afghanistan, my name is Osama Bin Allah! Girl: Oh... Uh em... I do not mind you nor anything but, you are like uh... civilized and stuff right? Just asking! Man: Of course miss, so how many camels to get into your pussy? Girl: OMG! Man: WAIT YOU MISHEAR ME! I SAY HOW MANY CARAMELS TO GET INTO YOUR... never mind... Moral: USA discovers they do not have nuclear weapons and then gives them nuclear reactors?

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-Good afternoon miss, would you care to try our new line of perfume? -Sure what's it called? -Chloroform...

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Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

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A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

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