You look like a dog... Wana bone?

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Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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Hey baby! If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me? - [ It's unknown who originally said this. Maybe it was some rowdy guy in a 1970s disco].

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Hey baby, let me take you to heaven.

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Guy: Are you an angel? Girl: Wait till I die, i'll be one.

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you look fap-fap-fap-fabulous

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You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

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hi how u doin fine and u well bii have a nice day DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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On your mark, get set, suck my dick.

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Eat me, I'm organic!

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- How 'bout we go to your place and take a shower together? - I think my husband and little baby would get a kick out of that!

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if i was a fly, i'd be all over you, because you are the SHIT.

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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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Male: I have a large penis female: so do i.

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Ever kissed a bunny inbetween the ears? Nope. I'm allergic to them.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? nwaaahhh *blushing or something* Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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I'm a black belt at pretty much everything, Karate, Larate, Jiu-Jitsu, Kickpunching, Beltmaking, Taekwondo.........bedroom...|:D ~Rick, the Adventure Sphere

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Batman enters a bar: Batman: Ladies... I am Batman... *everyone runs out screaming* Batman: *facepalm* Moral: Want to be feared? Well what did you expect? Who I am? Are you dense? Retarded or something? I am the goddamn Moral-Man!

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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What did you do to Kelly? Why? Because she said you did her good(; What? Cuz' I heard you did that goood thing(; When? Last night on the bed, 3am(;

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together. - Would you also change it so that I is an object, therefore making your previous sentence grammatically correct? And besides, I already organized the alphabet so that N and O are right next to each other.

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