Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cu.mm.ing too

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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The anti pickup line hard to believe: Woman: Me so hony! Me wan lose virginity to you! I make free love for hours! Man: Wow, are you that popular Asian supermodel known for her enormous tits? I heard you really are virgin! Damn I am single and all but I kinda promised my ex girlfriend I would help her get back together with the guy she cheated on me with. Woman: But me so hony! I wait for u for many many long time! But I wait for u only for a month is looong time! Man: Eh, I kinda promised I would fix her washing machine too, and then I have to cut her grandmothers toenails and... Anyways sorry I cant this month :( Moral: Yeah like that is ever going to happen! (then again I tend to expect too much)

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He: did it hurt? She: when i fell from heaven? He: no. when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down. go put some clothes on.

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haha

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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Five dollar women... WOO!

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M: What's your name? W: Jenny. M: What's your number? W: eight-six-seven-five-three-oh-ni-yie-yen

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Jack is riding his new yellow bicycle. His father bought it for his 12th anniversary. Jack is ecstatic to have his first ride down his street. Erick thinks its ugly.

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hey baby, are you on your menstrual cycle? No i came on my honda!

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Man - I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Woman - Not mine!

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Male: "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Female: "Because you're here"

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man: may I impale you on my stake? woman: O.o (for goth girls)

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Male: It's super hard and long. Female: I have always been under the impression that the GED is relatively simple.

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I've got a black belt in lovin'.

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Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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-So, you wanna...? -I'm on my period.

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Female: Why? Male: Cus you look like an inbred hick

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M: Wanna play dynamite? W: what's that? M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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Hey baby, do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight. ... Well, you can't score if the player ain't no good.

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guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

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Boy : Gurle: hi

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