Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.

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Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

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“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.” (Groucho Marx)

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He-Are you from Tennesse? Still He-Cu'z I wanna suck ur face off..

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*When you get her to your place* I'm just going to be honest. I've been on the FBI's most wanted list for quite some time now.

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he: hey,do you have a phone? she: yeah! why,do you want it? he: no,you should consider selling it and doing a plastic surgery with the money.

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Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

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You stole my heart..... Don't worry, i have three more back home in my freezer.

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Jdkfk

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I hope you're not a vegetarian.... because my dick is made of meat.

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Boy- Did it hurt when you fell- Girl- From heaven?!? AWWW <3 Boy- No the whore tree when you banged every guy on the way down.

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Hey baby you looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need now is U

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Put the lotion on the skin!

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Your hair is really beautiful. Thanks. Can I make a wig out of it?

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Whats best about having sex with twenty six year olds?..... Theres twenty of them!

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Golf.

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Woman: Quit staring at me and undressing me with your eyes! Man: I was just imagining you in a tasteful outfit.

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hey you look like a good practice girl.

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Hey baby, you like sea food? Because I've got crabs!

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Guy : your looking well! Girl: awh thanks Guy: You must have shaved this morning.....waaaaaay

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- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

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Guy: I lost my phone number, Can I have yours? Girl: Your phone service would help you get a new one.

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