Male: Want to hear a story about my d--k? Nevermind, it's too long. Female: Want to hear a story about my vagina? Nevermind, you won't get it.

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-Wanna have sex? -No -Damn

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Man: Hey! Are you into stuff like violence robbery rape cheating orgies machismo torture and pedophilia? ;) ;) Girl: WHAT? NO! Man: Ok me neither so you qualify to come home with me. Girl: Well... that honestly makes you better than most of the lot... why not... so yeah lets go!

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Hey do you like mansauce? Moral: MORAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!

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Dude: Do you have insurance on you ass? Gal: Why? Dude: Because Im about to hit it. Gal: I hope you have insurance on your face (punch).

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Female=You Son of a B*tch! Male=Hi Mum!

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- Can I buy you a drink? - Yes, providing you f**k off immediately afterwards and I never have the misfortune to see or smell you ever again.

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what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

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sex me.

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You look like a dog... Wana bone?

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Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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Hey baby! If I said you had a good body, would you hold it against me? - [ It's unknown who originally said this. Maybe it was some rowdy guy in a 1970s disco].

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Hey baby, let me take you to heaven.

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Guy: Are you an angel? Girl: Wait till I die, i'll be one.

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you look fap-fap-fap-fabulous

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You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

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hi how u doin fine and u well bii have a nice day DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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On your mark, get set, suck my dick.

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Eat me, I'm organic!

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- How 'bout we go to your place and take a shower together? - I think my husband and little baby would get a kick out of that!

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if i was a fly, i'd be all over you, because you are the SHIT.

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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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