“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.” (Groucho Marx)

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Knock Knock... Who's there Want Want who Want who fuck

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I have never dated a horse-faced woman before :)

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A man is pulled over by a police officer and a conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Steven. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Steven, you've known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh Steven, you never wear your seat belt. Man: Shut your mouth, woman! Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way? Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

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Female Police officer: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: Boobies.

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Girl, you must be a parking ticket. Because you got 'Please pay within 30 days. Failure to do so you will face prosecution at the local court.' written all over you.

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Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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the roses were red and the violets were nice but if you want to get with me you better up the price

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Were your parents chemists? cuz you look like TEST TUBE BABY :D

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"I'd like to get you out of those clothes. Really, they aren't very flattering. That color looks awful on you and those pants make you look fat."

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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Great! Maybe next time I'll electrocute you to death!

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Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

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-Hey babe, if you were homework, I'd do you on my couch, my table, and my bed. -Yeah? You just failed.

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man: would u please me with a blowjob girl: cant u be romantic ? man: would please me with a blowjob at the sunset

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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hey your pretty... pretty ugly!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet i would pass on it.

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If I could rearange the alphabet id put "I-W-A-N-T-S-E-X-Y-O-U together. SIr, not really but that was kinda impressive. Me: I know...

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I have a knife and a penis. Choose which one goes in you.

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Moral: Hey, how you doing? ;) Woman: Moral? Are you that guy that signs all his posts on horsecrapz network and adds miscellaneous notes? Moral: Yep that's me ;) Woman: OMG LIKE EWWW! Id never do you! Moral: Uh, when did even make such a suggestion? Moral:Well I am married...

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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You're too easily offended. I cannot believe you said that.

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Yo mama so stupid she traded her shoes for a pair of socks!

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I'll eat your poop

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