Guy: You must put sugar in your cereal every morning... Girl: Why cause I am so sweet :) Guy: No because you haven't been able to see your toes in at least 20 years...

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Muslim guy: "Hey can I get your number?" Chick:"Nine eleven"

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Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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Man: Hello! I am SUPERMAN! And you are so hot you are my Kryptonite! Woman: then you better get lost before you die! Man: Uh well... yeah uh... walks away (in non super speed strangely) Moral: Think things trough sometimes...

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with glue? My d***

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

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At a moral man bar... "the most awesome place on earth": Man: I thumb down my comments now, and somehow they end up thumbed the next day... Woman: Uh... what comments? Moral: Be specific... or at least dont brag to pick up chicks... now if you wanna be yourself and could not give shit about the rest, then go ahead! It will actually improve your chances!

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I might not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you

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hey wanna come back to my house, and help me kill my dog?

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

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-What's your name sexy? -Taken!

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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Superman: I bet I can bang you faster than the speed of light! Woman: OOOOH! OK DO IT! Superman... uh... I already did it 30 times already... "pant" "pant" Woman: uh... really? Uh... was I suppose to feel anythi... Moral: Since when has fast sex been good sex?

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You're so hot, you should wear a burkha over your face.

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-You wanna get laid tonight? -You wanna never have sex again?

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Man and woman in bed, as the man looks troubled: Woman: Hey you are not in the mood? Whats wrong? Man looking down his pants: SNAKE! ANSWER ME! SNAKE WHATS WRONG? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEE! Woman: We arent gonna have sex huh? Man looks down pants again: Nuh huh... game over girl... game over...

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male: hey wanna ride female: STRANGER DANGER!

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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my girlfriend is really insecure about her weight so much so that I'm thinking about detaching the reverse alarm

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Guy: wow! Why are you naked and on top of me? Girl: What are you talking about! We are at a bar! Guy: Oh sorry I am a psychic and keep getting flashes of the near future...

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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