Guy texting random girl: *u must b wearing space pants cuz ur a*s is out of this world *no im wearing baseball pants cuz my a*s is out of ur leage (this girl deserves an award)

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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I've got a black belt in lovin'.

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good thing i got my library card cuz im checking you out. i hate people who have library cards.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? 1000 pounds

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Hey baby you looking for a stud? Cuz I've got the STD and all I need now is U

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You look like a dog... Wana bone?

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If you and I were squirrels, I'd bust a nut in that hole.

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Hitler: Hey Mädchen, du bist Jude? Girl: What? Hitler: Ärmel hochkrempeln, ich brauche deine Nummer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blob fish are ugly and so are you.

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Girls hate me, they always discuss about how they regret fucking with me over and over again. Moral: Thumb me down, I know ya love me.

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He: pick a number between 1 and 10 Her: 8 He: you lose take your top-off!

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HEY BITCH! GET YOUR ASS HOME AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UPS AT HORSEHEAD NETWORK! Moral: And be rewarded ;) (unless you are fucking ugly, then you still get the gift of voting me whatever way you want)

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-Want to get on your knees and suck my dick? -No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.

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How'd you like to earn 14 dollars, the HARD way?

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Man:Yeah, hey yo I'm feelin' like Ray Charles I got my shades on, I don't know where they are You couldn't find me even if you had a radar And I spit rapidly AKAR! Woman: OK ok so you claim to be Ray Charles and all, not that you look like him nor have the same voice... but tell me, how the hell did Ray Charles himself manage to get himself stuck in the ladies sauna room eh? Man: To catch the sight of them boobies! I mean... uh... I do not know young lady, I must feel my way out of here, I hmm... no, this is too soft and round to be a doorknob, and this one is too big and round... hmm... maybe if I try lower I will... oh excuse the pole its my walking stick which I keep in my pants...

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Are you from Tennessee? Because we are both in Tennessee and I thought asking where you grew up would be a good way to get to know you better.

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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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guy scientist: hey can i send a probe to explore uranus? girl scientist: hey can i send a rocket with you in it to the sun/

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Did it hurt? When I fell from Heaven? NO! WHen you were shot up from hell for stealing my pick up line!!!

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? because I can... Yes actually, it's my new LCD Mirror Screen Protector for my iPhone.

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HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

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If i'd ask you if you want to f*ck me, would your answer be the same as to this question?

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