why did the boy laugh? A:he saw another boy get raped by a giant scorpian

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I thought you were cute, so the voices told me to come say hi.

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Man: There is a U and I in beautiful Woman: Ya, but there is only a U in ugly

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Hey, i looked up the word beauty in the thesaurus and your name was mentioned there. ..... in the antonyms

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*on Halloween* Male: My name's Dick, and you're a very pretty PUSSY-cat. Female: I'll cut off your penis.

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You have a laugh like my favorite porn star.

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Man: Are you a beach? Cause I'm sure there's a lot of crabs crawling around down there

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At the library: So girl, how about we find a nice quiet place? Moral: Location, location...

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- hey baby i wanna show you something - wait i wanna show you something too -what is it? -my fists

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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Me: Hey lady, you are so fucking hot I want to... Lady: FUCK ME PLEASE ME SO HORNY! Moral: One can always dream... *yawn* Zzzzzzzmooth...

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-As I slipped my finger in her hole I could feel her getting wetter and wetter, When I pulled it out she was going down on me. I should probably start looking for a new boat...

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Actor walks in street... Woman: HEY ITS YOU! THE GUY THAT PLAYED GANDALF THE GAY!... Uh I mean Gandalf the GRAY! Actor: WRONG WOMAN! I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNETISM! Moral: Please take no insult Esteemed Mr.Ian McKellen you are a fantastic actor... as for the rest of you, feel free to feel as insulted as you want... I mean its your own trucking choice :P.

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He: Did you fall from Heaven? She: Well... He: 'Cos I got an erection. She: -__-

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I put the STD in STuD all i need is U!

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I am Lucifer, my color is blue I already got my queen TO HELL WITH YOU! Moral: Know my name and fear it, I am now and forever.

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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I want you to come over, so we can go in my room, turn off the lights, go under the covers, and ill show you my glow in the dark watch..just kidding my penis.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Are those space pants? Cause there's not enough space in my house to fit your ass.

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Akshay Kumar's 'Special Chabbis' is a mind-action film, says director

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can i just touch your face for like, a couple seconds.

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guy: ermm...i like blondes ;) ima blonde too...we r a perfect dumb blonde match!!!! girl: yeah but im the dumb one in this situation. and have u taken a look in the mirror lately?!?! guy: yeah...well...uhh...maybe.........no not really... girl: well first of all you got pimples the size of mars, you have cross-eyes, you nose is bigger than squidwards nose, and let me see ur d!ck...now!!!! guy: oooh getting right to the point!!! i like it *unzips his pants and pulls out his nub* girl: uhh well u aint got no point, it looks like ur point just broke... guy: well midgets cant help it!!!!!!!!! dont judge my falses!!!!!! girl: okayy...besides theres wayyy too much to judge...no point...ur a complete waste of my timee!!!!!!!! now go watch porn and see if it grows a little bigger than his little nub u got.

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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