Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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You remind me of America. How so? Because you so fat!

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i would drag my balls through miles of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkey-talkey

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You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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why did the boy laugh? A:he saw another boy get raped by a giant scorpian

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Man: Hello! I am SUPERMAN! And you are so hot you are my Kryptonite! Woman: then you better get lost before you die! Man: Uh well... yeah uh... walks away (in non super speed strangely) Moral: Think things trough sometimes...

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: When a tractor fell on your face?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun so get in the van.

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Hello, it's nice to meet you.

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Girl: Hi honey, wanna see a magic trick? Boy: Sure, why not? Girl -POOF- YOU'RE SINGLE!

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Man: Hey, want to go back to my apartment and engage in intercourse? Woman: No

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Damn you look good in beer goggles.

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Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

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M - wanna have some fun? F - No! M - 0k, i have no choice but to rape you!

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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Man: Are you from heaven? Man: Cause ive got an erection

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Guy: You must put sugar in your cereal every morning... Girl: Why cause I am so sweet :) Guy: No because you haven't been able to see your toes in at least 20 years...

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the hoe tree and banged every dick on the way down?

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Lady: Is your name REAAAAAAAAALLY Moral? Moral: Stupid big titted bimbo... seems im getting laid tonight...just like I was today, and by midday and... yeah lie.. I mean brag a lot I do not have sex THAT many times a day... okay I lied again... Anyway vote me for president at least I am honest... well actually that was a lie but...

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Do you know karate? Because I'd like to kick you in the face.

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-wow I could just drown in the ocean of your eyes -well why don't you -well I'll steal your sisters number, get lost at sea, and shipreck in her bed Then you can come and save us when she is shouting S.O.S out of the other room

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The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

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