Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

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Are you a dinosaur? Because you look like you got hit by an asteroid.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd take you out back in the shed and screw you!

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What do u get when u mix a black a guy and an octopus The best dam cotton pickin machine you'll ever see!

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Okay, I lied, the one below actually kinda works, people get impressed, it is quite the accomplishment you know... But since I am gonna get married soon I don't pick up as much as I should anyways. Moral: Man

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So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.

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Hey girl! Faggot.

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can i just touch your face for like, a couple seconds.

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-how much does a polar bear way. -half as much as you (for fat girls)

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't it's fine the way it is

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: What? Him: When you fell out of the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?

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Him: I've got something that will fill you up. Her: Sorry, I'm looking for a meal, not an appetizer.

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Still a better love story than Twilight

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Guy: Happy Birthday Girl: Huh? Guy: You're gonna get raped

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Hey girl, is your name Ethiopian food? Because your playing hard to get.

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Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

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I'm jealous of every girl that hugs you, Because for that one second she held my entire world.

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Hey babe, how about my mom drives us to the comic book store in her Civic? I got a carseat with seat belts for two.

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Im the demanding customer, your Dominos Pizza, I will make you Cum in 30 minutes or less.

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"I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

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Do you wanna be a pirate ship? Because there can be tons of seamen inside of you.

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Man: Desperate for sex? Woman: Actually, kinda... Man: Great! Woman: :D Man: Because you see, my grandpa is dying of aids and wants to spread his disease so part of him can live in... Where you going? Moral: Desperate for sex? Too bad I have a pulmonary infection rite nao.

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- Are you from Tennessee bec- - Yes

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