How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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*on Halloween* Male: My name's Dick, and you're a very pretty PUSSY-cat. Female: I'll cut off your penis.

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So when' the baby due?

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I want you to come over, so we can go in my room, turn off the lights, go under the covers, and ill show you my glow in the dark watch..just kidding my penis.

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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your beauty surpasses that of the greek goddess aphrodite.

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Man: "Let's play Titanic. You'll be the Titanic, and I'll be the iceberg making you go down." Woman: "That would be a massive disaster."

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Female: I don't need to rearrange the alphabet, N and O are already together!

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Are you from Tennessee? Youre the only 10 i see, and im 59. I bet we could 69 beautifully.

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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Woman: Hey you look hot and cool, wanna chat? "Man": Meh.. I just stand here with my beerglass trying to look cool in hopes that women ask me out... Woman: UGH! "Man": May I please come with you? Eh... where are you going... HEY! Moral: Trying to look like James Bond in the darkest corner of a bar is not flirting you trucking moron!

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Do women shake the petrol pump after filling or is that just a guy thing?

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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Guy:I got stds! Wanna do it? Girl:what the f*** did u just say?guy:oh std ummmm save the dogs?uh ya that save the dogs I own a animal shelter! Girl:I'm not stupid guy: u sure? (Slap)

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do you like cows? no! i am a cow! oh!

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Female: no, I'm from Idaho. Because I da ho.

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Do u remember me from middle school? I could never forget you

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So you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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Man: You like nice guys? ;) Woman: No. Man: *bitchslap* get down on you`re knees and suck me bitch!

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if i was a fly, i'd be all over you, because you are the SHIT.

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Real life: Me at age 17 or something after sex... Me: Thank you! The girl gives me an ugly look left and I never saw her again (whatever she was fugly) Moral: For real guys, never EVER thank a girl for sex!

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I love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.

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