-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd like to tap that ass.

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why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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-Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red? -Yeah, with your blood

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Guy: Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night Girl: Well I have a car, how about I run you over with it instead?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "your sister" and "I" together.

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Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?

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Don't turn this rape into a murder.

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Hey, nice shoes. Where did you buy them ? My girlfriend wants shoes like that.

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At a bar: Man: Hi according to horsehead network I am the third most useless "invention" in the world! Moral: See what I did there? No? Then go see the pointless inventions section :P

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good thing i got my library card cuz im checking you out. i hate people who have library cards.

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- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. - First wish: don't speak ever again.

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Does the carpet match the drapes? -Do I look bald?

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- What's a shabby girl like you doing in a lovely place like this?

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on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

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Babe your dad is an terorist because your a real bomb !!!

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You're parents must be assholes because baby you're the shit!

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Female: Hey can i buy you a drink? Male: I have AIDS.

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I hate you already.

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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Great! Maybe next time I'll electrocute you to death!

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Did you gain weight? Because I think your gravitational pull towards me just increased.

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Superman: I bet I can bang you faster than the speed of light! Woman: OOOOH! OK DO IT! Superman... uh... I already did it 30 times already... "pant" "pant" Woman: uh... really? Uh... was I suppose to feel anythi... Moral: Since when has fast sex been good sex?

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Male: (Pulls Female in close, strokes her hair, and mutters 'My precious' over and over to himself)

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Hey girl, ever tried a double dildo with a man before? ;)

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