Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you ascended from the depths of hell and broke through the earth's crust?

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He: Do you like aardvarks? She: No. He: Neither do I, I'm Harold...

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the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, so could you move out the way please

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-Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I'd be in prison.

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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Man: Put your face over my fist as I say shinku Woman: Huh? Ok whatever.... SHOOOOOOOOOORYUKEEEEEEN!

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Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

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i am with stupid l l l \/

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Male: Man, if we were married... Female: What? We'd make beautiful children? Male: No, I'd leave your sorry, and ungrateful ass and make you stay with the kid.

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I heard this one in real life in Spain, pretty good one: Man: Please marry me! I am nothing without you! Woman: If you are worth nothing then why should I want you? Man: Uh... Moral: Its a great honor having a dedicated group of followers making sure my comments always have red thumbs, thanks to this my sociology studies are complete. My thanks to every azzhole out there.

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Real life again: I was about sixteen: Girl: Hey I hear you are good at tekken tag! Me: Yeah, but I dont play videogames anymore (a lie in order to appear "cooler") Girl: I am pretty good too! I love Kuma and Panda Me: Well, okay... Girl: Want to play with me? Me: Meh... Girl: But I really want to play with you if you know what I mean ;) Me: I dont play tekken... Girl: Not even... "Tekken" ;) ;) Me: Nah... Moral: I am a late bloomer to say the least...

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Him: I've got something that will fill you up. Her: Sorry, I'm looking for a meal, not an appetizer.

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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised.

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Why do cops eat donuts so much? Because they are delish

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If I could rearrange the period table, I would put Uranium and Iodide together ;)

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Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: In my room hiding from you.

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-Hey, have we met before? -No, because I don't remember ever seeing a face that made me this nauseous.

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In a loud bar: Man: Do you enjoy gRape? Woman: HOW DARE YOU YOU PERVERT! Man: Uh... how about raisins then... Woman: Err... can you repeat that first question again... Moral: I would but I would have to bypass the censorship somehow...

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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-Adam, am I the only girl in your life? -Who else is there?

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girl:go away! boy:okay girl:i need space boy:okay just one meter girl: no i"m not kidding boy:i know girl:my mother hate's you boy:i hate her too.! girl:we are now break boy:okay i"m hungry lets eat! girl:you don't understand me boy:no i"m understand you girl:you are philosopher i hate you boy:what? girl:nothing at the end of the story they loved each other

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- Yo baby can I have your number? - Sure! My number is one *sticks up middle finger*

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