Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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Hey do you like mansauce? Moral: MORAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!

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MAN: You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again. WOMAN: You wanna know what's desperate? Read the first word again!

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wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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I'm jealous of every girl that hugs you, Because for that one second she held my entire world.

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Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

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You look exactly like my sister.

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You're like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.

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who wants to play EPAR

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After hearing a pickup line: -I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

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M: What's your name? W: Jenny. M: What's your number? W: eight-six-seven-five-three-oh-ni-yie-yen

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Real life again: I was about sixteen: Girl: Hey I hear you are good at tekken tag! Me: Yeah, but I dont play videogames anymore (a lie in order to appear "cooler") Girl: I am pretty good too! I love Kuma and Panda Me: Well, okay... Girl: Want to play with me? Me: Meh... Girl: But I really want to play with you if you know what I mean ;) Me: I dont play tekken... Girl: Not even... "Tekken" ;) ;) Me: Nah... Moral: I am a late bloomer to say the least...

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Hey baby me you CHOIN CHOIN under the moonlight..

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Are you a computer technician? Because you turn my hardware into software.

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- Hey baby, what's your sign? - Dead End.

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If you and I were squirrels, I'd bust a nut in that hole.

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You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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Put the lotion on the skin!

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I'd hit that.... with a truck.

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-I like my woman like I like my coffee... without a penis

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http://scriptsbay.com http://scriptsbay.net

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can i take a dump in your mouth?

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