I think your cute. I though you were cute, until I saw you...

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Id catch a grenade for ya, but you won't do the same

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Man:Are you in college? Woman:Yeah. Berry College. Lots of cows... Man:Well my name is Murad. You know, like, Moo to the radical. Moo, like, cows...

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Girl, you must have fallen from heaven...because you're dead.

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Man: Well... you seem female enough at least... wanna come home? Woman?: Uh... well... okay ;) But I am a man thought ;) Man: That is disgusting! I am so ashamed! Not Woman: Oh, well sorry :(.. Man: So... as I said you SEEM female enough so wanna come home? The other man: :D I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ASKED ME! ITS SO BEAUTIFUL... so well... NO! Man: This is not getting anywhere is it? Author. NO!

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You allergic to semen?

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-Nice bum where ya from? -Australia, wanna ****?

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You know, you can't spell "stud" without STD and U

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Ever had violent sex with a murderer/rapist? ;) ;)

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What's your sign? Slippery when wet.

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Man: If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together Woman: So, all you want to do is make MANJUICE? you disgust me...

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-I work for the FBI -Oh I work for the CIA, maybe we'll see each other at a meeting -Yeah I'm in the Female Body Inspector division -I'm in the Can the Idiot Absent himself division

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him: why are you so gorgeous? her: i dont know i guess my parents had some really good sex.

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You're hot, I'm ugly. Lets make average babies.

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- I would go to the end of the world for you. - Yes, but would you stay there, please?

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Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - U and me - Grammer freak

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WHEN I ACTUALLY DIE SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET REALLY HAUNTED. Originally Posted at: Collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Lesbihonest

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Girl: Hey, why don't you and I go out to dinner? Guy: Thanks, but if I wanted to watch a whore stuff her face full of meat, I'd just load up Redtube.

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male: hey wanna ride female: STRANGER DANGER!

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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I put the STD in STuD all i need is U!

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Nero: My name is Nero... Woman: Why I mean you aint black? Nero: Sure about that? Moral: In the Darkness... We are all the same...

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