Do you want to dance No I suppose a blow job is out of the question then

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- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

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Your body would look good in my trunk.

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The return of everyone`s pimps pimp! Pimp: Amma so cool I can piss on this electric fence no problemo! Pzzzzzzzzz.. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Moral: Its better to end a sucky character early, am I right or am I right? Thumb me down if I am right...;) Ps: His name was Tyrese Whiner XD you can read his fantastic anti-joke some pages down or whatever...

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-If you are looking at a girl and she says What are you looking at? -I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken.

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my love for you is like diarrhea. i can never hold it in

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Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put U and I next to each other Girl: It's already together dumbass

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-can i buy you a drink? i buy you a taxi?

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Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

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girl, are you a christian? Sure... Do you believe in me? I dont even know you! Well, met God? No? You love him!

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I have no gag reflex.

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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BOY-i love you GIRL-(sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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-What sign were you born under? -No Parking.

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Are you on your period, because there's a blood stain on your pants

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Guy: You look two times as beautiful with makup on. Girl: Really? I think you would too.

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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Golf.

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Are you a computer technician? Because you turn my hardware into software.

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Dating tips 101: First you find a girl that likes you. Then you realize no girl likes you. Moral: Lesson done.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id put my dick in your mouth.

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Boy:do you know to spell "Idiot" with just one word? Girl:how? Boy:U

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*is your name angel cuz that's all i see? *is your name asshole cuz that's all i see

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Anti-Pickup Line

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