On line post: Woman: HELLO! I love you, I am from Russia and find you particularly handsome and rich I am certain you could take care of me and I will do anything for you ;) here are some nice pictures I have never met someone as fantastic as you please contact me! (revealing pictures.gif) additional information: This message has been sent to 100.000 other recipients. FAIL! Moral: And I had not even moved out from my parents home yet... rich enough my ass...

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-Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? -Do I look like a Time Lord? (Only Doctor Who fans will get that.)

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Girl: Do you know any good movies? Boy: Snakes on a plane Girl: Whats it about? Boy: It's about Horses.. on a boat.

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Are your legs tired? cuz ive got a raging boner and need to get rid of it

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I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?

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-So...wanna come back to my place? -I Dont Know If two people can fit in a box on the street.

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why are you you touching me ????

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- Hey baby! You make my heart beat. - Oh, well you make my stomach churn.

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me- hey baby wanna hve sexual intercourse girl- sure because using the word intercourse in a sentence tunrs me on.

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So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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Hey baby, my name is Richard Gozinia. But my friends call me Dick. Dick Gozinia.

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"Can I buy you a drink or do I have to have sex with you first?"

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your almost as hot as my wife

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? We are both religious figures at the head of our places of worship.

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I told my wife I met someone who looked just like her she asked Was she gorgeous I didn't know what to say.

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baby please dont make this rape turn into a murder

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With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren't worth my attention.

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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How much does a whales weigh? How much? Just enough to make you look skinny.

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*Girl walks into restaurant* - Hi, are you sap666 from the dating site? - I'm going to kill your family! Since then, socially awkward penguin never dated anymore....

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Sung to the melody of Ozzy`s: "Moral Man" HEES THE MORAL MAN, IIIS HEE MORAL OR IS HE DEAD? HEES THE MORAL MAN AAARE THERE MORALS INSIDE HIS HEEAD. Moral: NOOO THERE ISNT! ONLY IMMORAL INSIDE! AND ILL KEEP POSTING, ONLY TO CRUSH YOUR INSIDES! *guitar solo begins*

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

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