Akshay Kumar's 'Special Chabbis' is a mind-action film, says director

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- You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -No, your mind is so small I can't even take a step in it!

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- if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together - If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U next to Y, just why

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The power to type any pointless superpower at the wrong place... ...shit...

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He: Do you like aardvarks? She: No. He: Neither do I, I'm Harold...

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Man... MAN! Sorry if I just skimmed that last message dude, but if you getting me that shit, you are my fucking God, you got a new custom engine or something? Whatever man, im getting over there right now, Son, I might actually try the towing trick, because that might make me arrive at your place (no worries wont tell anyone where your playboy mansion is at) but you still got it there right? MORAL MORAL MORAL MORAL... Oh and no, id never ever use that piece of shit I used to call a car in the forest, if you are serious man, ill take the damn cab! I mean man, I just cant wait to tell the beardy little faggot at the carshop to stick that yeah "car" up his gay ass! Seriously dude, my phone aint working but that can wait, you really mean I can have the car? Seriously, how much? I got some money.

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Hey are you on your period? Because I've been following you and I've noticed there's a blood stain on your ass...

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You look like one that does not charge for sex ;)

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down

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Male: Did you get your tickes to the barbercue? Female: What barbercue? Male: The barbercue where i put my meat on your face.

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Are you a dinosaur? Because you look like you got hit by an asteroid.

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As original as it gets: Domestical... Dog with a top hat and monocle: Yap Yap! *wiggles tail* woof woof! Dog?: MEOW!! HISS! *scratches dog and throws her drink at his face or you know... something that increases dramatic tension* and leaves. Dog: HOWL! *whimpers* :( *throws top hat away* Moral: They say every dog has his day, but I do not think this relationship was never meant to work out :(

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Whats best about having sex with twenty six year olds?..... Theres twenty of them!

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If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cu.mm.ing too

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Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle.

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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(in a bar) Guy: Know how to play any instruments? Girl: No...but I wanna learn. Can you teach me? Guy:Sure..ever heard of the skin flute? Girl: (unaware) No. Can you teach me to play it? Guy: Sure, I can. :) (The girl leaves with the guy as he looks over his shoulder and winks with the thought of getting laid)

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Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

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What happens when a drunk swedish man prank calls 911 from a local bar? The ambulance comes

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Sorry i only sleep with dead bodies.

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-You smell nice Thanks....... -Have you ever thought of turning your sweat into perfume?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to the other side.

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*is your name angel cuz that's all i see? *is your name asshole cuz that's all i see

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