on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

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At bar Man: Uh... um... wanna come home see my star wars board games collection? Woman: SURE! Man: *Heart attack*

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"Don't scream"

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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Jdkfk

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-Did it hurt -What when i fell from heaven? -No when you fell from the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down

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do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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if you were my sister i'd totally get with you.

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Man: (puts on a stern face and mans up) Hey you random hoe, wanna have sex? Woman: Sigh... sure why not... at least you dont play games. Man: WHAT? IT WORKED? IT WORKEEEEED?! OMG truCKINg goD wOooooot wooooooot hell I aM gonna get laid tonight it finally worked yaehaieHeiAHEIHAIEHIAHE Wootowtowot I AM GONNA LOSE MY VIRGI... Woman: never mind, you are too noisy... Moral: Desperation... harder to hide than you think..

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Your skin would make a nice coat.

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I lost my Nobel prize, can you help me find it?

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- hey ;) - hey, yourself. - if i wanted my comeback, i would've wiped it off your mom's face.

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-What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? -What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Woman: What does ui spell?

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Hey girl, I just fixed your pipes, I got a pipe of my own that needs some fixing if you know what I mean ;) Moral: Pornography is a lie.

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Sugar-free sugar cookies

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-I can see forever in your eyes. -But all I can see is never in yours.

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HERE COMES NERO! Ladies get your red thumbs ready, guys... Fuck off with all due respect.. To the ladies. Me: Who am I? Woman: Nobody as far a I care... Me: :D MORAL: I am Nobody, Nobody is PERFECT!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're a fucking hillbilly.

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-Are you an angel? -Yeah...actually I am. I remember you-aren't you the guy that fell out of heaven? So THAT'S why your face is so screwed up.

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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- Haven't we met before? - Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

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