Man: hey... you seem pretty paralytic and unable to move in that wheelchair ;) Woman: uh oh...well actually I can move a bit... Man: Good because I do not wanna do ALL the thrusting back and forth... Woman: Bu.. but... I... I do not want to... Man: Well if you do not want sex, then just run away... ;) FATALITY... FLAWLESS VICTORY... RAPEALITY!

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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Damn girl did you just come from the dump? Cause you smell like shit.

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Dating tips 101: First you find a girl that likes you. Then you realize no girl likes you. Moral: Lesson done.

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You look exactly like my sister.

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-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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your almost as hot as my wife

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Boy : Gurle: hi

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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Im gonna rape you..

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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Gaywatch starts

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Gurl, I'll do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

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Nielsen: Nice beaver! Woman: Thanks! Nielsen: No I mean you have a nice p*ssy Woman: Ah! Thank you! (cat meows) Nielsen: No I mean you have a nice wet vagina. Woman: Is this in the script? Director: CUT! Nielsen: What? Cant a man improvise? I mean OJ does it, and he is quite the nice fella... Moral: "Quite the nice fella" Yeah reminds me of good old dad, nice to everyone, and could take a lot of shit, but as much as I asked him how he was doing, I got an uppercut to the face and a nice trip in a ambulance... Started when I was 4, I crushed his upper Jaw in self defense when I was 16... ah... hmm... Why am I sharing this? Then again why not... When have I not spoken my mind.

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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Man: How much does a polar bear weight? Girl: No idea... Man: Me either... By the way! Did you hear of the great blahblahblahblah that did blahalblahblah! Moral: Breaking the ice... easier than it seems...

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EVERYONE ELSE

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Guy: Hey baby, you must be a general, because you're making my PRIVATES stand at attention! Girl: Hmm..they're still a MAJOR disappointment.

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Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven.. and crushed all the people below (for a fat girl)

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- Lets get outta here and have some fun - If you got your fathers dick....no

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- you come here often? -i used to until you came here

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I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

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I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

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Man: Do you want to have sex at my house Women: No

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