HE: You must have some hot buns. SHE: Yeah? HE: Cause you got a real butterface to go with them.

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-Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! -What a shame, it's expired.

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Real life again: I was about sixteen: Girl: Hey I hear you are good at tekken tag! Me: Yeah, but I dont play videogames anymore (a lie in order to appear "cooler") Girl: I am pretty good too! I love Kuma and Panda Me: Well, okay... Girl: Want to play with me? Me: Meh... Girl: But I really want to play with you if you know what I mean ;) Me: I dont play tekken... Girl: Not even... "Tekken" ;) ;) Me: Nah... Moral: I am a late bloomer to say the least...

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you ascended from the depths of hell and broke through the earth's crust?

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How much per quarter hour? Actually do you do 10 minute blocks?

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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- Hey do you wanna hang out? - I'm 17.

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- Grab your coat, you've pulled - Okay, Bye!

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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M: Your clothes look great on you. They would even better on my floor. F: No they wouldn't, they would just get dirty. M: You and me should get dirty then. F: Why would I want to get dirty, I'm perfectly fine being clean?

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Boy- I'm heading back to my place. Want to come? Girl-Sorry you strike me as a person who cums all by himself.

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Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

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violets are blue roses are red you have a mouth start giving me head

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If I had chloroform and a rag, you'd be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

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Do women shake the petrol pump after filling or is that just a guy thing?

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He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!

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Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Girl: Did it hurt when you were thrust through the ash-filled layers of Hell?

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baby please dont make this rape turn into a murder

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole.

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Ugly begins with U. But awesome ends with ME.

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EVERYONE ELSE

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Roses are red Violets are gold Get on your knees And do what your told

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