Real life again. I was about twenty and things where going on really well with a shy Swedish girl... Me: Hey, my name is Axel, you know, like Axel Rose? ;) She: I hate that guy! Me: Me too! She: Are you being fake? I dont want to talk to you anymore. Me: No wait I really hate him! She: So desperate... (pats me on the head and leaves me feeling pretty stupid) Moral: Last time I used that one, I hate Axel Rose and I hate my parents naming me after that bastard

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- OMG, OMG, OMG, Terry finally said he will go out with me! -OMG, When? -February 30th! -Stacey, There is no February 30th.

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"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

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Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

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Do your parents have Down Syndrome? Because your really special.

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In a loud bar: Man: Do you enjoy gRape? Woman: HOW DARE YOU YOU PERVERT! Man: Uh... how about raisins then... Woman: Err... can you repeat that first question again... Moral: I would but I would have to bypass the censorship somehow...

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How does a ghost walk through walls? There's normally a door.

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Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

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Guy: Hey baby, did you come by car? Girl: No I walked. Guy: Well I can make you come in mine.

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"Wow, you look so thin! Are you wearing a girdle?"

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-Do your feet hurt? Because I couldn't help but notice you look about 75 pounds overweight and I hear that is rough on your feet.

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him: why are you so gorgeous? her: i dont know i guess my parents had some really good sex.

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all in all it was a good orgy

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why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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Guy- I would do anything for you. Women- I wouldn't do you for anything!

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Man: Hey, I write the most perverted mini stories on ANTIPICKUPLINE ;) Any woman: ME SO HONNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME! Moral: Hentai keeping peop... never mind... not into animated cartoons DO YOU THINK I AM A PERVERT OR SOMETHING?.. cant help it that my mother looks like a damn hot pornstar though...

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Let me stick it in...just once baby...that's all I'll need. ;)

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Female: Hey do you wanna buy me a drink? Male: I really don't like your face.

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Girl, wanna fuck rite now? Sure! Man! You are such a hoe! *walks away disgusted* Moral: Be careful for what you ask for.

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boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

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-Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because you're like a solid 7.

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-My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in...

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The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

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- Yo baby can I have your number? - Sure! My number is one *sticks up middle finger*

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