HELLO I AM BORAT! MISHIMUSH! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THE MOVIE OF MAKING THE RAPE OF THE AMERICAN WOMAN! WILL YOU HELP US? Woman: NO!!!!!! Oh... ok Mishimush! We make the other Movie then, BORAT THE CRUSHINGS OF AMERICA.

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Hey i got a job for you. But it blows.

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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-Good afternoon miss, would you care to try our new line of perfume? -Sure what's it called? -Chloroform...

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The word of the day is ass, lets go upstairs and observe the word.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? 1000 pounds

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down

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Walking to your car alone later?

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

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Me noob days the triology... Or something like that. Girl: So you looking for company or sex or something? Me: Something like that. Girl: Cool because you see my friend over there, he is gay too and...*breaking bad Doc tells Walter he has cancer sound* Last time I painted my nails black just because IT LOOKED FUCKING AWESOME OKAY!

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Man- How much do 2 polar bears weigh? Woman- I don't know? Man- Enough to break the ice, heyy.(;

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down?

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You are the personification of beauty. ,..Wanna Shag?

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-Get in the Van

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Is there someone behind you? cause im seeing people behind your back

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Do you want to dance No I suppose a blow job is out of the question then

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M: What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? F: Running and screaming for help

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-What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? -What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?

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Hey baby, you make me wanna get a job.

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-I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included. -Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.

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Man: If I ask you to go on a date, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one? Woman: (pause) Rape!

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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I wish my sister was as hot as you.

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SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. SYLVIA: So, what happened? WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ---we'd both still be alive....?

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