Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

Hey do you like mansauce? Moral: MORAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!

MAN: You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again. WOMAN: You wanna know what's desperate? Read the first word again!

wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

I'm jealous of every girl that hugs you, Because for that one second she held my entire world.

Man: Hey lady... you new here? I havent seen you around here before ;) Woman: Im your wife! >:/ Man: Which one of them? I have married so many sluts just to get sex with them... that I forget about...

You look exactly like my sister.

You're like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.

who wants to play EPAR

After hearing a pickup line: -I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

M: What's your name? W: Jenny. M: What's your number? W: eight-six-seven-five-three-oh-ni-yie-yen

Real life again: I was about sixteen: Girl: Hey I hear you are good at tekken tag! Me: Yeah, but I dont play videogames anymore (a lie in order to appear "cooler") Girl: I am pretty good too! I love Kuma and Panda Me: Well, okay... Girl: Want to play with me? Me: Meh... Girl: But I really want to play with you if you know what I mean ;) Me: I dont play tekken... Girl: Not even... "Tekken" ;) ;) Me: Nah... Moral: I am a late bloomer to say the least...

Hey baby me you CHOIN CHOIN under the moonlight..

Are you a computer technician? Because you turn my hardware into software.

- Hey baby, what's your sign? - Dead End.

If you and I were squirrels, I'd bust a nut in that hole.

You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

Him. "I'd sure like to get into your pants." Her. "No thanks. One asshole in my pants is my limit."

Put the lotion on the skin!

I'd hit that.... with a truck.

-I like my woman like I like my coffee... without a penis

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