If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole.

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-Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours? -No.

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Hi there, stand still, hmm, hmm... Well, your tits are firm, lets feel up ya pussy too huh? Then your... other thingie... Why you runnin? Moral: Believe in stuff!

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Moral man enters a bar and spots a sad girl. MMan: Why so sad? Lady: My father died... MMan: And you want him to see you sad, from wherever he may be? Lady: No but how am I supposed to be happy about it? MMan: Remember the happy days you spent, because they are many more than the days you will see his gravestone, and if nothing else, we can always keep those alive within our heart happily, as long as we are happy in OUR heart... Moral: I would have called this meaningless bull before, but this is a true story, and those words are the reason I just celebrated my two year anniversary with my girlfriend, the most amazing girl ever... which just sang out of joy btw... I may be different... but if a man can keep those he loves happy, he is indeed a true man... Ok now she wants to know what I am typing, so I say nothing and put this self brag away, because I share with you, but heck, what am I? Somekind of romantic? Answer: Meh, I am the ever lovable jerk you may not like, but cant stop loving once you know me either... The anti-part? Dunno, dont care :D

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Give me some sugar... honey.

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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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So when' the baby due?

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Hey wanna have sex and get married! ......... sorry.......

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Man: Hi ladies I am back for more if you know what I mean ;) Ladies: Get lost you damn hippie! The seventies are over! Man: Whaaat? I died for your sins you know! Moral: Ever heard of Jesus`s ladyfriends? There, now you see what I mean.

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HONEY! I SEE MEDUSA!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait, it was just you

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I really should start saying "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"

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Hey baby, my name is Richard Gozinia. But my friends call me Dick. Dick Gozinia.

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wanna go halves on a b*stard?

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Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

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Girl: Do you know any good movies? Boy: Snakes on a plane Girl: Whats it about? Boy: It's about Horses.. on a boat.

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I'm your Edward and your my Bella

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Girl:Want to go out this Friday? Boy: No I like to stay inside. Girl: No I mean are you free this Friday? Boy:No Im expencive!

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Hey baby, let me take you to heaven.

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The word of today is "leg's",no whom are i kidding, bird is the word!

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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"You look like Carmen Electra's deformed, burned, dismembered sister..."

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I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

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Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven.. and crushed all the people below (for a fat girl)

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Glass Basketball

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