men: Do you ride horses, because I'd let you ride me all night!

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Boy: whats your name? Girl: i dont know, im just s fetus

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Hey, you want a ride?

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You wanna go somewhere? Yeah, where? The Swingers Association.

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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A cat falls into a pool and a rooster laughs. Moral of the story, a wet p**** makes a happy c***

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I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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Girl are your parents Mexican, cuz you look Mexican.

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I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

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How much does a polar bear weigh? What you don't know? In this day and age? Don't you have like google or something on your smart phone. geeeesh!

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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You belong in heaven. So make sure you say hi to God for me.

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- Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you? There is no response because she passed out from it and he leaves in order to void suspicion.

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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If I asked you out on a date, would your answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

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Damn girl! You`re fat and ugly! its ok though, cuz Im desperate!

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Man: Hey, I write the most perverted mini stories on ANTIPICKUPLINE ;) Any woman: ME SO HONNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME! Moral: Hentai keeping peop... never mind... not into animated cartoons DO YOU THINK I AM A PERVERT OR SOMETHING?.. cant help it that my mother looks like a damn hot pornstar though...

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- Haven't we met before? - Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

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Man: Is your name sherly? Woman: No... Man: because id like to Fuc* you in the ass and call you sherly

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I was a little bit nervous to talk to you at first, but thankfully my Aides encouraged me to do it.

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Damn you look good in beer goggles.

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

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-Are you an angel? -Yeah...actually I am. I remember you-aren't you the guy that fell out of heaven? So THAT'S why your face is so screwed up.

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