Are you a beaver? Because your overbite seems to be made for my wood. Moral: Take what you see, improve it, and steal the glory... We all do it... maybe not as obvious as this... but judging me badly would be hypocrisy...

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"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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You have a laugh like my favorite porn star.

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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WOW MY LONGEST EVER COMMENT BELOW GOT A THUMBS UPS WOOT-WO-WO-WOROWOOOT *Partyravelights that confetti crap and... Moral: I dont really give a shit and all...

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Hey :) Hi Do you like me? :) No :'( You never asked if i loved you... Awhhhh do you love me :) No

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why are you you touching me ????

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are you a brush because you just swept me off my feet

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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If we were confronted, by a vicious man-eating bear with chain-saws for hands and fangs, holding a hammer; than I would sincerley hope you wouldn't be harmed because you're pretty.

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Male: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Female: Yeah sure, ill just go grab my gag and handcuffs. Male: ...

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I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U

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-You look like a dream. -Go back to sleep.

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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Me 17 years old at a bar: Me: Hey there! Girl: Let me stop you there, you seem confident, you for real or just trying to look confident? Me: uuuuuuh.... Girl leaves. Moral: It was not until that day I realized that being confident at hitting on girls alone don't really get you anywhere.

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I hope you know CPR, because you so ugly you take my breath away

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

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Hey, can I have your number? No, I'm not a Jew.

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He: If i were a carpenter i would nail you She: If i were a hammer i would hit you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Wow...you don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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can i just touch your face for like, a couple seconds.

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