Man at bar: Hey girls... want my banana in your pajamas? ;) ;) ;) Girls: YEAH! Man: "thinks for himself..."... man I never get this reaction from girls.. you are a bunch of skanks and sluts... (leaves the bar) In the end, we are never happy with what we get are we? yeah... this is kinda the moral of this story... (Ps: My banana in your pajamas... I got a girlfriend, but someday Im gonna try that pick up line... hahahaha

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-Eeeeeeeey girl how much does a polar bear weigh? -An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb),[4] while an adult female is about half that.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

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-I'll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words. -Clean my house.

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rape? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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Does this rag smell like chloroform?

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Hey baby, let me take you to heaven.

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Hey baby, you're really hot, I like girls with some meat for my bone.

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-Hey Baby, wanna date? -No thanks, I'm allergic to fruits

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Girl: You know I've never kissed a boy....... Boy: Me too

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M: Wanna play dynamite? W: what's that? M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun get in the van

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- I can make your bed rock. - Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

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You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it

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Baby, I love every muscle in your body... Especially mine.

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On line post: Woman: HELLO! I love you, I am from Russia and find you particularly handsome and rich I am certain you could take care of me and I will do anything for you ;) here are some nice pictures I have never met someone as fantastic as you please contact me! (revealing pictures.gif) additional information: This message has been sent to 100.000 other recipients. FAIL! Moral: And I had not even moved out from my parents home yet... rich enough my ass...

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I have no gag reflex.

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Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.

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-Because you are not very attractive I figure you have low self-esteem. I will prey on your poor self-image for short-term sexual gratification. Also, you are really drunk. -OK.

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-Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I'd be in prison.

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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