- Anti-Pickup Line

Guy: I think I got lost in your eyes. Girl: Here's a GPS. Go find yourself.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause the ground around you looks like it's cracked.

Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

He:walks over She: What is it now? He:Unzips fly. She : OH DEAR CHRIST NO

Did you just fart? 'cos you blew me away

Will you marry me? WHO ARE YOU?

Male: You are a Drugs? Female: Why? because your so addicted to me? Male: Nope, You ruined my life!

Man: HEY BITCH! LETS HAVE SEX! Damn ugly woman: OKAY! Next day... Man: Damn that was some nice sex, too bad the bitch was damn ugly though, even trough the beer googles... I wonder where she is... "damn ugly woman": woof woof! Bark bark! Moral: Do you see any moral in this immoral piece of shit? (Ps if you are stupid, the bitch was actually a dog... get it?)

At a Bar for blacks... and whites... and everybody else... Man: I can last for hours in bed! Woman: *gets closer and whispers in his ear: Really? Man: OH YeeeeeaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Woman: Lets go to your place... Man: Meh, I am done. Moral: Oh YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Excuse me I need to go change clothes...

Do you know why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

Pick up lines from the stone age: Fail. Man: Hello, you look beautiful, I speak very well, and if you allow me to make love with you, I promise I will protect you and raise the child with you :)! Woman: WHAT? A guy without wild chesthair that speaks instead of grunting and yelling? You to sex me and you do not even got a club? I am SOOO gonna go to Grogg instead! He has like the biggest club and knows how to really HIT a woman! Moral: I would say somethings do change, but Id rather be Grogg than the loser above, of course I prefer hitting ON women first, if that does not work I... Oh right, I am married :P

Excuse me, is your father a gardener? No. Why? Because he keeps leaving all his dry leaves on my sidewalk please tell him to clear it!

He-Are you from Tennesse? Still He-Cu'z I wanna suck ur face off..

You dont need makeup, plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays!

You stole my heart..... Don't worry, i have three more back home in my freezer.

a guy and a girl meet at a bar and has a great conversation girl - can I borrow your phone? I told my ex I'd call him when I found someone better. boy - sure, here you go gives phone girl - silence after awkward phone call boy - give me my phone back girl - you dont seem to get it do you... boy - give me my phone back girl - silence boy - GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK YOU BITCH boy takes out a shotgun with him and repeatedly shoots girl girl dodges and takes a bazooka and aims for boy boy manages to get out of the bar boy installs bomb in center of bar boy leaves bar everyone attempts to get out of bar boy locks the door boy - Yippie kai yay, moth- explosion everyone dies MORAL OF THE STORY - DO NOT GO INTO A BAR

I put the STD in Stud all I need is U

Female: You're hot! Male: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha get in the van.

Why didn't the boy make the soccer team? He missed the tryouts

Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

Im gonna rape you..

Guy: Hey baby, you must be a general, because you're making my PRIVATES stand at attention! Girl: Hmm..they're still a MAJOR disappointment.

Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet U and I would have sex.

Anti-Pickup Line

A collection of responses to pickup lines, and just bad ones in general!

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