Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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i'm a doctor.... maybe i can fix that thing you call a face

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If you were attacked by a bear with chainsaw arms i hope it stays away from your face, because I think you're cute.

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Woman: You've got the body of a god, too bad that it's Buddha... Man: You've got the face of a Princess, too bad that it's Diana.

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man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

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do you work at subway? 'cause you give me foot long. i'll do you a favour and cut it up

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I hope you know CPR, because you so ugly you take my breath away

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Yet another one from real life: At law school: Kid to woman: Why don't I ever get any of you?! *Woman laughs* Me: You could start by not whining so much... Kid: That wont ever work! You know that is bullshit! Its not like I am whining I just whine whenever blahblahblah... Me: Sigh... Girl: He is kinda cute... Me: Wha? Moral: Not a real anti joke, since I had not heard from any of them until today, I just got invited to their wedding...

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Pick up lines from the stoneage: Man: RARGH GROG BEAT YOU WITH CLUB! AND MAKE THE LITTLE GROGS WITH YOU! Woman: But I just had one! Aww not this again whatever... Moral: And over time women adjusted to clubs and often end up knocked up when passing out in them, While men that own their own clubs usually end up knocking up a lot more of them... Some things never change...

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *sigh* Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.

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"Is this seat free?" "Yes, and if you sit on it, this seat will be free too"

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You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day! ...I'm a paraplegic, asshole.

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- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

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Was your dad a thief? Because he's in jail

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-Girl I'd go through anything for you. -Good than go through a blender!

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Your face is like mace, every time i see if i get blinded

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My dog just died so now you're my only Bitch.

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Have you met Ted?

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Hey, are you an angel? Because you smell like you've been dead for a while

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-I think you're the best looking girl in here. -Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Hi girls... whos coming home with me? And please dont reject me because I am a rich man and rejection makes me throw thousand dollar bills at random.

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-Your father must be an alien because your out of this world -More like out of your league

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Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

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