-Good afternoon miss, would you care to try our new line of perfume? -Sure what's it called? -Chloroform...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Quite a lot, actually.

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In the USA: Man: Hello, I am half Iraq and half Afghanistan, my name is Osama Bin Allah! Girl: Oh... Uh em... I do not mind you nor anything but, you are like uh... civilized and stuff right? Just asking! Man: Of course miss, so how many camels to get into your pussy? Girl: OMG! Man: WAIT YOU MISHEAR ME! I SAY HOW MANY CARAMELS TO GET INTO YOUR... never mind... Moral: USA discovers they do not have nuclear weapons and then gives them nuclear reactors?

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I would take a bullet for you. In COD. JK THAT WOULD RUIN MY KILLSTREAKS

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hey, your cute. hey, your not.

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can i just touch your face for like, a couple seconds.

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Me 17 years old at a bar: Me: Hey there! Girl: Let me stop you there, you seem confident, you for real or just trying to look confident? Me: uuuuuuh.... Girl leaves. Moral: It was not until that day I realized that being confident at hitting on girls alone don't really get you anywhere.

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I have a gun.

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Dont blame me for using moral all the time its just part of my sig...nature XD Moral: Not a pick up line, so its pretty anti.

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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damn, girl... you look like you put your socks on BOTH feet.

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I'm your Edward and your my Bella

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i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

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Hey Clarkson, you know about this pointless invention Named Nero The Moral man? Clarkson: No. Nero: No. Is this because horsehead network sucks? Clarkson: Yes. Nero: WTF AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE! Oh yeah I am fucking it away... Fuck me, every girl around me just ends up completely fucked.... ;)

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Girlfriend: you are much more naive when you are naked, and a small penis, no hair and are 23 years old

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Man with huge arms and HUGE muscles enters a... pub! (for variety`s sake) "Hey you like fisting!" Woman: Yeah kinda.. I mean HOLY SHIT NO! I DONT PLEASE STOP NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! Moral: Get a room you two! (a moral man original)

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Superman: I bet I can bang you faster than the speed of light! Woman: OOOOH! OK DO IT! Superman... uh... I already did it 30 times already... "pant" "pant" Woman: uh... really? Uh... was I suppose to feel anythi... Moral: Since when has fast sex been good sex?

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M: If life had Alt + F4, I would close your clothes. F: Really? I would close YOU down!

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Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

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hey baby, are you on your menstrual cycle? No i came on my honda!

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why was the girl stupid beacuse she had brain sergy

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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Man: You like nice guys? ;) Woman: No. Man: *bitchslap* get down on you`re knees and suck me bitch!

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