Are you from tennessee? Cuz it looks like your missing some teeth.

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At a Bar for blacks... and whites... and everybody else... Man: I can last for hours in bed! Woman: *gets closer and whispers in his ear: Really? Man: OH YeeeeeaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Woman: Lets go to your place... Man: Meh, I am done. Moral: Oh YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Excuse me I need to go change clothes...

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At a bar (how creative): Man: I bet you look beautiful behind those tits... Woman: WHAT DO YOU MEAN DONKEYHOLE!?!?!?! Man: Uh... well I mean I really cant see your face and... Moral: Silicone tits are nice too... in MODERATION FFS!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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I may have never f*cked a 10 before, but I did f*ck five 2's.

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- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

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As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

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Man: Hello there! I am a gynecologist, may I study your vagina? Woman: NO! Man: DAMN THIS ONE NEVER WORKS! DAMMIT! Moral: Duh...

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man: may I impale you on my stake? woman: O.o (for goth girls)

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I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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Dude: Did you fart? Girl: No Dude: Oh I'm sorry because you blew me away

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Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night

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I just killed my wife. What should I do?

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-My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in...

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knock knock. whos there. interupting cow. inter... mooo!

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I'm an Ice Bear, I guess i just broke the "ICE" between us ....

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Gurl, I'll do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

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It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

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violets are blue roses are red you have a mouth start giving me head

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I'll eat your poop

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Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

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Can I have your number? -I don't have one.

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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

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Jack is riding his new yellow bicycle. His father bought it for his 12th anniversary. Jack is ecstatic to have his first ride down his street. Erick thinks its ugly.

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