do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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WHEN I ACTUALLY DIE SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET REALLY HAUNTED. Originally Posted at: Collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Do women shake the petrol pump after filling or is that just a guy thing?

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Whatever I'll just date myself.

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This doesn't have to be a rape.

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Knock Knock... Who's there Want Want who Want who fuck

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Is there a mirror in your pocket?... Because if so, you should probably take it out and, uh, fix what you have going on there.

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You allergic to semen?

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-You know I've always had a thing for blondes -thats funny, i've always had a thing for girls

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You look like I could use a drink - SMC Digital

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Female: Hey do you wann- Male: You got a purty mouth

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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Man: Hey you look good enough to do Woman: Oh really because so does my 8 foot boyfriend. Man: ... Woman: Do you want me to pick him up from the gym?

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"Rate your looks out of 10" "awkward... maybe 8 or 9 i guess?" "I said 10, not 100"

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"Hey can I get your number?" "-12 Like the inches of your dick."

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The ability to speak with dead relatives but only whilst masturbating

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Me: Honestly, I just want to RAPING you. Woman: YES PLEASE! Me: Fuck off its not RAPING it its consensual... Moral: Yeah sometimes they say yes, its when they say no I become shadow made flesh... ...And wait for you... Am I here?... NOPE Ill get you rawr I will now stalk you silently for hours... days... Anyway im bored your nothing ... Moral: SAY YES YOU MUCKING MIDIOT!

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Boy: can i have your number? Jewish girl *pulls up sleeve*

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" Grab your coat love ...it's cold in my basement"

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I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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Woman- is your penis erect? Male- no just FULL SIZED Woman- woah

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Batman bravely leaps in front of the Robin: Bats: WATCH OUT FOR THAT GAY-RAY! *Bats suddenly grabs Robin and starts making out with him* Bats: I am sorry, I cannot stop it... I... Robin: I am underage so maybe it was a pedo-ray or something... Joker: What gay ray? What pedo ray? It was suppose to disintegrate you! But whatever, I win. Moral: It was a looong trip back home.

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