What's a good comeback if a guy asked me "Bring me a sandwich"?? -COmeback with the goddamn sandwich

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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Charmeleon is Red, Squirtle is Blue, If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

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Boy-That's a nice outfit. Girl-Thanks!!! Boy- It would look even better scrunched up at the end of my bed.

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Guy:I got stds! Wanna do it? Girl:what the f*** did u just say?guy:oh std ummmm save the dogs?uh ya that save the dogs I own a animal shelter! Girl:I'm not stupid guy: u sure? (Slap)

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M. Do you want to go out with me? F. Okay but first take me to your place where we can be alone to make furious love to one another M. Wow this never happens I must be.. (Wakes up) dreaming

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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Girl, did it hurt when you got dragged up all the way from hell? Moral: The hell with morals!

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-Your eyes are as blue as toilet water

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Man: Hey! Are you into stuff like violence robbery rape cheating orgies machismo torture and pedophilia? ;) ;) Girl: WHAT? NO! Man: Ok me neither so you qualify to come home with me. Girl: Well... that honestly makes you better than most of the lot... why not... so yeah lets go!

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Are you from Austrailia? Because I'd like to put my tongue in your butthole

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There's a reason why they call my penis the Bunker Buster.

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"Hey, I have the feeling i've seen you before somewhere..." "Well, could be, I used to be a porn actress.

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"Hey can I get your number?" "-12 Like the inches of your dick."

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hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

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Man: Are you a beach? Cause I'm sure there's a lot of crabs crawling around down there

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Do you live around here often?

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Female: no, I'm from Idaho. Because I da ho.

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Classic story time: Shit that happens out there. Girl: Omg that guy called you a douche! Go punch him! Or else my respect for you is gone. Man: Hey, you called me a douche right? Well... FALCOWN PAWNCH! Girl: Omg you are so violent, my respect for you is gone. Moral: Really, I am speechless... Its a lose/lose situation.

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i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

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"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

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do you like cows? no! i am a cow! oh!

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You like peanuts? Cause I like penis.

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