-So, what are you doing later? -Not you.

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How you doin? go away- I have a gun

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Hey Baby, Whats your name? Dave ...(silence)...

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hey baby do you fart? (much embaressed she awser)yeah,why? i knew that was a lie when they said that pretty girls don't fart

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Guy: Hi, I am sexually attracted to you. May I walk over to the bar and purchase you a drink and then another and then another untill you become intoxicated and more likely to allow me to have sexual intercourse with you? Girl: You speak funny. Get lost.

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You have a laugh like my favorite porn star.

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Miss excuse me but... Moral: Admitt it fucker, you cant pick up a girl by apolgizing for whatever you are gonna do beforehand. GIMME FIVE! (red thumbs, red is the color of love or something)

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Hello my name is Pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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Man: Are you from heaven? Man: Cause ive got an erection

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You're ugly, but you intrigue me.

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Hey do you like mansauce? Moral: MORAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!

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At some random bar: Man: I am Duke Nukem! Woman: DISGUSTING! Man: Huh? Moral: Sometimes you have to play the new games to understand the old...

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He: Will we have sex tonight? She: Yes, only I don't know with who you will.

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Male: Do you know if there is an airport around here? Cause my heart took off, when I saw you... Female: Yeah? Well my heart crashed in the Hudson River when I saw you!

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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my love for you is like diarrhea. i can never hold it in

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-Are you the sun? -No.. Why? -Because you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me.

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Yeah! Keep drinking girl! Ill just lube your backdoor, what? Dont ask, just drink! Moral: I love it when women call me a pig, all men are pigs, and real women dont want some boy...

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: What? Guy:When I drugged you, then dragged you all the way to my place and banged the hell out of your ass? I also managed to get my entire fist in and out of your ass several times. Moral: Wanna go out with me?

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Guy: I think I got lost in your eyes. Girl: Here's a GPS. Go find yourself.

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-What sign were you born under? -No Parking.

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Did it hurt when you burst through the concrete emerging from hell? Yes, yes it did.

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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