How much do you love me? Look at the stars and count them Bu-but it's afternoon Exactly

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Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

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Give me some sugar... honey.

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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You dont need makeup, plastic surgery is really cheap nowadays!

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He: You're as pretty as a picture. She: Thank you. He: Unfortunately, it's a picture of shit. She: -__-

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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Great! Maybe next time I'll electrocute you to death!

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.

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Hey can I have your number? No.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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roses are red violets are twisted bend over b**** your about to get fisted

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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilised.

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"Are you a parking ticket?" "What?" "You’ve got fine written all over you"

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- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

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Boy : Gurle: hi

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Male: Did you get your tickes to the barbercue? Female: What barbercue? Male: The barbercue where i put my meat on your face.

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Im the demanding customer, your Dominos Pizza, I will make you Cum in 30 minutes or less.

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SEE WHAT’S UP, DOWN UNDER.

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Man: Desperate for sex? Woman: Actually, kinda... Man: Great! Woman: :D Man: Because you see, my grandpa is dying of aids and wants to spread his disease so part of him can live in... Where you going? Moral: Desperate for sex? Too bad I have a pulmonary infection rite nao.

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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M: Your clothes look great on you. They would even better on my floor. F: No they wouldn't, they would just get dirty. M: You and me should get dirty then. F: Why would I want to get dirty, I'm perfectly fine being clean?

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What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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