Low confidence edition: Woman: Hi there cutie, you new here? Guy: Lady, believe me I am out of your league. Woman: You look really nice and I was wondering if... Guy: No really, believe me, I am boring and a virgin, but my mom says I am nice, but pfft no, just stop wasting your time and giving me false allusions please... Moral: Someone kill that faggot!

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- Lets get outta here and have some fun - If you got your fathers dick....no

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Online Desperate Asians.com Man: Wow you are a cute asian girl! Where are you from? Girl: Thanks my name Aoi is I am from Japan, you look like nice older man! Man: Japan? Awesome! Remember when we nuked the hell out of your country? Happy days! SLAP A JAP! *Connection discontinued* Man: Eh really sorry, I just get nervous when I meet girls especially the cutest ones... Man: hello?

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Man: "Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause it looks like you landed on your face"

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wanna go halves on a b*stard?

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Are you from Wales, because...well...

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A long time ago I had a vision of someone like you. I was in a psych ward, wearing a straight jacket. Would you like some blended cheese?

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HERE COMES NERO! Ladies get your red thumbs ready, guys... Fuck off with all due respect.. To the ladies. Me: Who am I? Woman: Nobody as far a I care... Me: :D MORAL: I am Nobody, Nobody is PERFECT!

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-My girlfriend and I want different things out of our relationship. -She wants marriage, children and a house. -I just want out.

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B: Can I have your number ? G: Sure.. 666

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"Hey girl, is there a mirror in your pants?" "No, that's just my penis."

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I couldn't help but notice you from the other side of the bar. You look way better from over there.

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what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rapee? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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Man : Wanna go to my house tonight? Woman : I'm not sure if a rock can fit 2 people inside.

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every single guy on your way down?

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Your face is like mace, every time i see if i get blinded

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

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Excuse me lady, may I say that you got wonderful hands? Aww please yes. Would you like a drink my buy? Please :D How classy. Why thank you, would you fancy some hard anal sex on camera for end up on youtube? Moral: He is keeping it classy...

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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Guy: (Walks up to girl) "I do not think it is a girls body that makes her special, it is her personality that really counts". Girl: "Well that's to bad because you can't have sex with my personality". (Then walks away)

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Hey gurl, you smell like tape!

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