Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma?

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He:*walks over* She: What is it now? He:*Unzips fly.* She : OH DEAR CHRIST NO

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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boy: you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet girl: there's 26 boy: how could I forget U R A Q T girl: that's 5 boy: you can get the D later girl: you mean the V?

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Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

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You're so hot that if someone threw a grenade at you, I'd probably throw it back because falling on it sounds like a really dumb idea.

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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Knock Knock... Who's there Want Want who Want who fuck

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Guy: are you AT&T because you are raising my bar Girl: Sorry I use Verizon. it has better 4G coverage

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are you from tennessee? because your license plate said it.

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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He-Are you from Tennesse? Still He-Cu'z I wanna suck ur face off..

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Hey babe wats ur sign Caution men at work

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Hey, I got some of the worst ratings on Horsehead network! Really? Moral: You bet!

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Man: May I please sit next to you for a brief moment? Woman: Sure :), you`re such a gentleman :). Man: Would you care for a bit of violent rapage in you`re anus?

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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- I can make your bed rock. - Oh yeah? An earthquake can too..

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Man at bar: Hey girls... want my banana in your pajamas? ;) ;) ;) Girls: YEAH! Man: "thinks for himself..."... man I never get this reaction from girls.. you are a bunch of skanks and sluts... (leaves the bar) In the end, we are never happy with what we get are we? yeah... this is kinda the moral of this story... (Ps: My banana in your pajamas... I got a girlfriend, but someday Im gonna try that pick up line... hahahaha

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Is that a ladder in your hose or the stairway to heaven? It is the stairway to heaven, but I've already got an asshole up there

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and banged every guy on the way down?

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Shall I compare you to a summer's day? Damn you're hot!

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have met you before? i like eating my dogs shit.

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free candy....

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