H3LL0 Girls, You need some THERAPEY? Call Nero The Moralman For A qualified TheRapist. The number? You wont get it, so then you will go mad with lust and need therapey Moral: Ooooh... I says ANTI Pickup line... Whats that? More Moral: Nothing is immoral! Everything is Moral MORAL MAN!

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Your body would look good in my trunk.

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i would traval the earth for you. well then im going to the moon.

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-So, you wanna...? -I'm on my period.

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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Hey girl, I May not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock! ;)

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-So, what are you doing later? -Not you.

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*is your name angel cuz that's all i see? *is your name asshole cuz that's all i see

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Nice hair, can I pull it?

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That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

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Male: "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Female: "Because you're here"

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Real life anti Joke mambo number five: Me: Hey wanna do it? Girl: I am a nun now remember? Me: Yeah but I always wanted to do it with a nun ;). Moral: She forgave me, nine years later :P

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Guy - Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl - ?

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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Are you a Geodude? Cause you're face is rockin'!

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Hold me pint love i'm going for a dump.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got a gun get in the van!

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Guy: I lost my phone number, Can I have yours? Girl: Your phone service would help you get a new one.

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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I don't want for Christmas?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet i would pass on it.

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Man - I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Woman - Not mine!

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Man- Hey, baby, wanna come back to my house for some pizza and sex? Woman- No! Man- What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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TURRETES (or however you spell it) GUY ON PICKUP! Man: IM GONNA RAPE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEK! (runs away) Man: I mean... I tried to say you seem nice...:( Moral: BOB SAGET!

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