Him: Has anyone ever told you that you are absolutely beautifull...?? Her: (smiles) and says no.. Him: there is a good reaseon for that..

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Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

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-don't sit on the table, people eat there! -don't sit on that chair, people sit there!

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"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes." "They always say that before they go to sleep."

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Male: What's on your mind? Female: How bad you must be at sex.

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Man: Lady... Seriously, I got a PhD! Woman: Seriously, you look more like an athlete, in what? Man: Lady... I got a pretty huge Richard. Moral: RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!

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Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I'll be watching you

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Whatever I'll just date myself.

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Want to go out? No

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Me: Have you ever dreamed, of owning a thousand sparkly gems? Woman: No why? You got some? Me: No, but now but now we can dream together t under the sparkling stars under the sky... Moral: Hey, she said aww... And touched my hand before chatting with her friend... and as I turned my hand... was a piece of paper, with a written number...

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A guy asks a girl in the bar if he can buy her a drink she denies saying that alcohol is bad for her legs the guy asks why do they swell? No. they spread.

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Hey girl, is your father in prison? Because if I was your father, I would be in prison.

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At a bar: Hello! Moral: Keep the damn lines short! (A moral man original, not to be confused with the exploding bar or whoever put morals in their sstories, feel free to do so though! I mean anyone can see from the quality whose are mine ;)

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- You look really nice - I know

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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I'm a black belt at pretty much everything, Karate, Larate, Jiu-Jitsu, Kickpunching, Beltmaking, Taekwondo.........bedroom...|:D ~Rick, the Adventure Sphere

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Guy: Hey is your dad a jeweler? Girl: No, He died a year ago due to a heart condition.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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"How'd you get the black eye?" "I called Yolanda a two-bit whore." "What did she hit you with?" "A sack of quarters."

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hey i know spanish french german russian and Punjabi. got a talented tongue ;)

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Are you water? Because you are very shallow. Now GTFO.

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I like my women like I like my coffee I drink Tea

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