why cant you comb your hair cuz you got cancer othere guy :ahahahaah fag

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Did you just fart? Cause it smells like shit in here

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Girl:Want to go out this Friday? Boy: No I like to stay inside. Girl: No I mean are you free this Friday? Boy:No Im expencive!

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You look... clean

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the roses were red and the violets were nice but if you want to get with me you better up the price

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Your body would look good in my trunk.

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. female: Are you from Delaware? Because I'm del aware that you have a girlfriend.

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I really should start saying "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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You're like a can of condensed milk. Short, thick, and sweet.

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Guy: I got you a gift. It's a Necklace. Girl: Awww thats so nice. Guy: BAZINGA Its my dick.

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my girlfriend is really insecure about her weight so much so that I'm thinking about detaching the reverse alarm

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whats up ho

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Man: Yeah I have done it with thousands of women all around the world... THOUSANDS! Woman: Okay... then ill come home with you, I want an experienced man to be my first... At his house: Woman: I AM SCARED! Will it hurt? Its my first time and... Man: I dunno! I am scared as Its my first time too! :( Moral: A man whose is scared of sex... pfffffff!

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hey girl, were you in 9/11? cause I'll never forget you.

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Couple in bed: Woman: I want some variation... you into roleplay? Man: Sure! Woman: Ok, Ill be a hot housemaid... Man: OK but they have little mana so... ill be a firemage! Woman: Huh? Man: SHHHH! its not your time to attack yet! Moral: Geeks...

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Man and woman in bed: Man: You know I am somewhat a deviant right? Woman: Sure but I am drunk so lets just do it.. Man: I AM SO GONNA BANG YOU! (Man throws dynamite at woman) Woman: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUU Moral: BANG INDEED... case closed.

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- hey id like my order for you - ok we put extra punch with it these days

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greetings clarisse...

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How much per quarter hour? Actually do you do 10 minute blocks?

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Guy : your looking well! Girl: awh thanks Guy: You must have shaved this morning.....waaaaaay

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Guy: Would you like to dance? Girl: no Guy: Good! Because I have to go take a shit!

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Are you an angel that fell from heaven? If you are, can I take a picture of you as proof that supernatural beings exist?

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-how much do i have to pay you to **** me? -how much do i get for taking you back to the zoo?

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