Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

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Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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Girls hate me, they always discuss about how they regret fucking with me over and over again. Moral: Thumb me down, I know ya love me.

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Hey baby, my name is Richard Gozinia. But my friends call me Dick. Dick Gozinia.

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Man and woman in bed: Man: You know I am somewhat a deviant right? Woman: Sure but I am drunk so lets just do it.. Man: I AM SO GONNA BANG YOU! (Man throws dynamite at woman) Woman: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUU Moral: BANG INDEED... case closed.

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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Dude: Did you fart? Girl: No Dude: Oh I'm sorry because you blew me away

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*is your name angel cuz that's all i see? *is your name asshole cuz that's all i see

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Did it hurt? When you fell from the whore tree and banged everyone on the way down?

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes." "They always say that before they go to sleep."

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hey baby i just came in my pants

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here's 20p, phone your Mum... she'll be the last person you ever speak to so be nice

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Hey girl, you must have fallen from heaven, because you're so old you should have died already and so ugly that they must have kicked you out as soon as you got there.

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She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhyming get in the van.

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-Hey, what's your sign? -I don't know, but yours must be Cancer.

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-You wanna get laid tonight? -You wanna never have sex again?

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BOY: Are you a chicken? GIRL: Why? BOY: Because I'll like you to lay on my eggs all day...

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Are your legs tired? cuz ive got a raging boner and need to get rid of it

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imgonna r@pe you

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I love Mark Wahlberg!

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Hey baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet U and I would have sex.

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