guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

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You're like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.

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rohypnol. rape drug

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-Hey, is there a fire extinguisher around here? 'Cause you're smoking hot. -Actually, there IS a fire extinguisher. I was about to slam you in the face with it.

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What happend to the blue duck that had purple and pink stars on it ? Nothing happend to the blue dick that had purple and pink stars on it Wait A second...

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Man: Your so hot, i think heavens missing an angel Girl: ... Man: ... Girl: ... Girl 2: Sophie turn your hearing aid on Man: oooh.

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boy - would you like to dance? girl - hell no! boy - I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. girl - That's why I said "Hell No!" girl - I'm trying to deny the fact that I look fat in my pants. boy - damnit! girl - Phew!

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Man: Hey you are so pretty I bet you are a hooker! Woman: Uh.. thanks but no.. Man: Damn... I was hoping to get laid tonight...

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Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

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By reason or by Strength, moral man has a serious side too, and I prevail. Moral: Threats... anyone in my unit threatening another would simply be thrown in jail for a couple of weeks, then kicked out, and using military equipment to threaten, trace and murder people is highly illegal. Asshole, troll or not, I will use my right and reason to have you removed permanently from the horsehead network if you persist.

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- You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -No, your mind is so small I can't even take a step in it!

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Guy: Hey is your dad a jeweler? Girl: No, He died a year ago due to a heart condition.

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You must have a large mass because i am highly attracted to you

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Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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Me: Hey lady, you are so fucking hot I want to... Lady: FUCK ME PLEASE ME SO HORNY! Moral: One can always dream... *yawn* Zzzzzzzmooth...

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Guy: Roses are red Violets are blue Girl:Violets aren't blue there violet... dumbass read a book

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Mother: Fuck me son fuck me harder. Me: Mother no! My body is not ready aaaaaaaaaarghhh! Moral: Why do dreams have to stop when it gets good? Dont know son, ready for round two?

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Male: Did you get your tickes to the barbercue? Female: What barbercue? Male: The barbercue where i put my meat on your face.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? 1000 pounds

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HE: You must have some hot buns. SHE: Yeah? HE: Cause you got a real butterface to go with them.

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Guy: So how about that Tom Cruise??? Guy: ... I'm in the wrong type of bar...

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You're like a can of condensed milk. Short, thick, and sweet.

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-Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because you're like a solid 7.

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Girl: How come you never look at me when we make love? Guy: Your face is taking away the memory of your sister's.

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