Female: Hey do you wanna buy me a drink? Male: I really don't like your face.

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M: Wanna play dynamite? W: what's that? M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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when ilfe gives you lemons i squirt the jiuce in my eyes so i dont have to stare at you anymore :)

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Do you have cancer, because you look diseased.

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your almost as hot as my wife

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Guy: So how about that Tom Cruise??? Guy: ... I'm in the wrong type of bar...

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Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

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roses are red violets are twisted bend over b**** your about to get fisted

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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girl, are you a christian? Sure... Do you believe in me? I dont even know you! Well, met God? No? You love him!

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Man - I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Woman - Good cus' your breath stinks!

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For you thinking what is that shit below this comment? Go fuck yourself, for those that wonder why I typed that excellence, well read whatever... So why am I here once a year and type a lot of insanity here? Because I am quitting smoking... AGAIN. So after banging two chicks (one my wife STEAKSAUCE!) I just want a smoke right? RIGHT? To chill the adrenaline... My wife does not smoke (well if you can smoke cock then she is still the best smoker in town) Seriously, Tina has Prince... That explains her breath ugh... I am gonna get one anyways for great justice.

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Your eyes are the color of my toilet water.

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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*Boy looks at cloth* -Does this smell like chlorophorm?

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Couple in bed: Woman: I want some variation... you into roleplay? Man: Sure! Woman: Ok, Ill be a hot housemaid... Man: OK but they have little mana so... ill be a firemage! Woman: Huh? Man: SHHHH! its not your time to attack yet! Moral: Geeks...

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man: wanna know how i know we're going to f**k tonight? woman: how? man: cuz im stronger than you!

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guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

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knock knock. whos there. interupting cow. inter... mooo!

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life? Girl: Ok sure Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

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Male: Baby, I am God's gift to this earth! Female: Well, if I take a receipt up to Heaven, can I exchange you for someone better?

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- How 'bout we go to your place and take a shower together? - I think my husband and little baby would get a kick out of that!

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Yo imma let you finish yourself off

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So, I hear you want to rape Nathan Skye's body.

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