Hey, are you an angel? Because you smell like you've been dead for a while

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Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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-Heyyy there (; -Im lesbian.

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I hope you like trees because I've got wood!

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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Mmm baby....I want you to stick your Gaberwalkie in my bandersnatch.. ;)

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I have the smallest erected dick in town, if you don't believe me ask my mama!

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Did you just fart? Cause it smells like shit in here

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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

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If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could i come between the holidays?

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I like your eyes. My eyes don't like you.

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-I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included. -Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.

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- I'd go through anything for you. - Good! Let's start with your bank account.

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Boy- Did it hurt when you fell- Girl- From heaven?!? AWWW <3 Boy- No the whore tree when you banged every guy on the way down.

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Girl, you must have fallen from heaven...because you're dead.

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Are you a Geodude? Cause you're face is rockin'!

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Me: You know what bitch... You are *burp* such a bitch... That I am just gonna smear peanut butter on my crotch and... Lady: Dude, I am a man but okay! Me: You are a guy? Did you have to tell me that? I mean I got beer googles but I hear perfectly well! Then his girlfriend which happened to be my cousin showed up and... *facepalm*

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Ps: I was signing books today, and some douche asked me: Are you that Neronism dude on Horsehead? YOu suck! Anyway, Fuck Neronism. Nero (the other one and his "peeps" are fuckups. (Below: Well actually Tina said if my wife can join, just as my wife said yes... ...And you would think that screwing somebody else after asking your wife is immoral... DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MY WIFE BECAUSE OF WHO SHE IS? Its called trust people *cape flowing in the air moon in background* Trust! NeroMetal I play Street Fighter V, And am an author, and I guess I get laid a lot... AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT NERONISM OR THAT OTHER ASSHOLE IS! I just called myself asshole...

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Guy: Hey baby, did you come by car? Girl: No I walked. Guy: Well I can make you come in mine.

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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boy - would you like to dance? girl - hell no! boy - I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. girl - That's why I said "Hell No!" girl - I'm trying to deny the fact that I look fat in my pants. boy - damnit! girl - Phew!

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Sorry, I don't wanna date a guy who's best pickup line is cocaine.

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While I am certain that the police consider you a person of interest, I assure you I do not.

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