whats up ho

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Do you want to dance No I suppose a blow job is out of the question then

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Male: Hey baby you wanna play telephone, i got the string and you got the cans! Female: ...

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violets are blue roses are red you have a mouth start giving me head

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Huge blue man: I AM THE APOCALYPSE! YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE! Woman: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Huge blue man: "facepalm" THIS GAME, IS OVER! Moral: Dont start out too strong...

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You're a bit heavier but i think I can fit you in a barrel.

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I can tell you are single. How? Because you're ugly

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Ay Girl. Can I get yo digletts?

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Woman: You've got the body of a god, too bad that it's Buddha... Man: You've got the face of a Princess, too bad that it's Diana.

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Man enters bar and does a lot of magic tricks, all the prettiest women are extremely impressed: Girls: WOW! We would do anything to see more of that! Guy: Uh... damn I forgot what to do after this... Moral: Screw the game man, its a stupid book, just be your moronic self and someone will like you for the lovely disgusting moron that you are... by the way you lost the game :D

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Pick up lines from the stoneage: Man: RARGH GROG BEAT YOU WITH CLUB! AND MAKE THE LITTLE GROGS WITH YOU! Woman: But I just had one! Aww not this again whatever... Moral: And over time women adjusted to clubs and often end up knocked up when passing out in them, While men that own their own clubs usually end up knocking up a lot more of them... Some things never change...

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he dropped his hamster in the garbage disposal

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McDonald's isn't the only thing that is super-sized...

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Guy : Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Girl : No, why? Guy : Because I can totally see myself in your pants!

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Girlfriend: you are much more naive when you are naked, and a small penis, no hair and are 23 years old

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Man: Yoyoyoy my lady wanna get some? Mirror: yoyoyoy my lady wanna get some? Man: SHIET!!! This never works! Moral: Take a look at yourself before you break yourself! By the time you start looking, sounding, feeling and even smelling awesome in the mirror, then the girls will feel the same way about you, no kidding.

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Your so hot my pants will explode if I don't take them off now...

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me- hey baby wanna hve sexual intercourse girl- sure because using the word intercourse in a sentence tunrs me on.

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hey girl, whats your sign? slippery when wet.

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Are those space pants? Because no one is going to hear you scream later.

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As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

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Man: *Pokes Woman* Ouch! You burned me! Woman: How did I burn you? Man: Because you're just THAT hot. ;) Woman: *Pokes Man* Well it's too bad you're not.

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Van what van? GET TO THE CHOPPAH!

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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