on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

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Dont let this rape turn into a murder

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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He: Do you like aardvarks? She: No. He: Neither do I, I'm Harold...

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Was your dad a thief? Because he's in jail

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Man: Your tag's showing. It says "Made in Heaven". Woman: *Proceeds to leak period blood into a puddle at the man's feet and walks away in silence*

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-My girlfriend and I want different things out of our relationship. -She wants marriage, children and a house. -I just want out.

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-hey baby wanna get a drink? -no but i wanna get the heck away from you

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That King that said: Kill all male babies... Lets say he was a teenager? Moral: Excellent job son, but you see, sharing is caring, have a victory drink!... Thing is... I don't care... rest well...For eternity... Hughman Heffer... The seed has been sown... you got nothing on me...

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Why didn't the boy make the soccer team? He missed the tryouts

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-Hey comon baby dont be shy give me a little BlowJob -sorry im alergic to peanuts....

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Jdkfk

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Man: Your body is a temple! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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Are you from tennessee? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

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Your parents must be assholes...because you're the shit.

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Boy: If i can rearrange the keyboard, i'll put U and I next to each other Girl: It's already together dumbass

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Man: Hello there young lady, I am Elton John and I would very much like to have sex with you! Girl: OMG ITS... Wait! Wow you look a lot like him! But you cannot be real lol *leaves* Man: Man... I look and dress just like him! What could have gone wrong? Man getting the operation cost me a fortune too! Next time I am gonna try Freddie Mercury! Moral: "Dats gay Fifthy cen... I mean Gangstalicious!"

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Man - I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Woman - Good cus' your breath stinks!

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Skilled man enters a bar: Man: Lady, I am a scientist... Lady: So? Man: I also have black belt in several martial arts... Lady: Your point? Man: uh... I have uh... Lady: Sigh... *gets up and leaves* Moral: Knowing what and how to be attractive to women is an art on its own...

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whats up ho

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Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong. No actually, I once had a job at a local Quizno's Sub Shop. However a tragic fire killed several employees and customers at this very location. I survived, but lost have permanent Third-Degree burns across my body. My life is ruined, prick.

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it's too long Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you'll never get it

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'I' and 'U' together. Really? Cos' I like it just the way it is... With 'N' and 'O' together.

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