- Anti-Pickup Line

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-I love you.

I'm your Edward and your my Bella

Male: Man, if we were married... Female: What? We'd make beautiful children? Male: No, I'd leave your sorry, and ungrateful ass and make you stay with the kid.

if u were a triangle u'd be an obtuse one fat ass

Are you jamacian? Cause your jamacian me crazy? no you're a fucking whore

nice kid... want another?

-ILY -Aw. Spell it out it will make it more special. -I'm Leaving You

Girl - You smell nice, what have you got on? Boy - I have a hardon but i didn't think you could smell it.

Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

-I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? -No.

Hey, you want a ride?

A. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. B. Oh really? Well, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put N and O together. Oh wait -- they're already there. Huh.

roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

"Have you ever seen a 2-incher?"

Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

Guy: Can I have your number ? Girl: We are six.

"Are you a parking ticket?" "What?" "You’ve got fine written all over you"

He: Do you like aardvarks? She: No. He: Neither do I, I'm Harold...

i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

Hey gorgeous what are you drinking? Cyanide.

Are your parents retarded? Because you're something special

girl: i like you boy with downs: i liek trains

Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

Anti-Pickup Line

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