Man: (puts on a stern face and mans up) Hey you random hoe, wanna have sex? Woman: Sigh... sure why not... at least you dont play games. Man: WHAT? IT WORKED? IT WORKEEEEED?! OMG truCKINg goD wOooooot wooooooot hell I aM gonna get laid tonight it finally worked yaehaieHeiAHEIHAIEHIAHE Wootowtowot I AM GONNA LOSE MY VIRGI... Woman: never mind, you are too noisy... Moral: Desperation... harder to hide than you think..

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Keep it classy! Man: Hello mylady may I be as rude as to say you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen? Girl: Oh, wow I mean such class! Man: Yes you see, I am only asking... You see, would you mind a bit of some violent rapage? Girl: How dare you! Man: Oh I mean not be rude mylady, just a bit of torture and some few stylish cuts with my fancy knife? Moral: Whatever you do, whatever you want, KEEP IT CLASSY!

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Is your dad a terrorist?? 'Cause you're a sex bomb.

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Oh hotness I wanna bang you!

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-Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

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I lost my Nobel prize, can you help me find it?

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Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? A: My zipper.

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- Do you wanna play the rape game? - NO! - That's the spirit!

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I need a fire extinguisher, because my heart is on fire! If you ever talk to me again, I will need a fire extinguisher because I will set myself on fire.

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-Can I have your number? -Can my boyfriend punch you in the face?

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As original as it gets: Domestical... Dog with a top hat and monocle: Yap Yap! *wiggles tail* woof woof! Dog?: MEOW!! HISS! *scratches dog and throws her drink at his face or you know... something that increases dramatic tension* and leaves. Dog: HOWL! *whimpers* :( *throws top hat away* Moral: They say every dog has his day, but I do not think this relationship was never meant to work out :(

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Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together -The order of the alphabet is arbitrary. It's not my fault that you kept U and I apart.

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-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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cockface

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Her: Guess what? Him: What? Her Yo Mama! Him: Is she that slut i did last night?

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *sigh* Did what hurt? (Expecting him to say "When you fell from heaven") Boy: When you broke through the earths crust, ascending from hell.

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- I think i lost my number, can i have yours? - I think i lost my number too.

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Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

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A cat falls into a pool and a rooster laughs. Moral of the story, a wet p**** makes a happy c***

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guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car I want to rape you

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him: your like the sun in the morning. her: that so sweet! him: Your very big and i can even stare at you for more then 2 secondes.

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