Guy: Hey want to hear a joke about my penis? No wait it's too long Girl: Hey want to hear a joke about my vagina? No wait you won't get it.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know. Quite a lot, actually.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have some money, how much are you?

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cumming too.

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun so get in the van.

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hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

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Gaywatch starts

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Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

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I couldn't help but notice you from the other side of the bar. You look way better from over there.

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"How'd you get the black eye?" "I called Yolanda a two-bit whore." "What did she hit you with?" "A sack of quarters."

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Penis. I got it

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. - No, it's okay. 'N' and 'O' are already together.

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Man:Are you in college? Woman:Yeah. Berry College. Lots of cows... Man:Well my name is Murad. You know, like, Moo to the radical. Moo, like, cows...

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On a scale from one to ten, you're about a two.

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Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.

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Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together. Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.

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-Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? -Enough to break the ice? -Ummm... yea... *silence*

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Roses are red Violates are blue Get in the van I have a gun.

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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Are you from Wales, because...well...

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I have the smallest erected dick in town, if you don't believe me ask my mama!

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Yo wazzup hoes? You knew black guys have the biggest dicks ever? ;) Uh, so what? You are white. Oh... yeah... Moral: Damn wiggers.

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Did you just fart? Cause it smells like shit in here

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