GIRL: I bet you say that to all the girls you meet. MAN: How much you want to bet? No wait, I better not make that bet. (or) MAN: Only half the ones I get this far in conversation with. The other half are a little bit easier to get in bed with.

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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I stole this pickup line from Antipickupline.com.

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Man: did you just fart cuz you blew me away! Woman: actually I did, sorry if it smells I had enchiladas for lunch.

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“Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.” ? Groucho Marx

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whats your name beautiful? ;) Tony... (silence)

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So which of you ladies wants to recieve child support payments from me next year?

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

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Hey bitch wanna fuck! SURE! Nah you too sleasy. Moral: And the masters of the universe.

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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I don't want for Christmas?

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

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Tonight might be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse.

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man: you look like my favorite girl. Girl: is that so? Man: yupp, best dog i ever had.

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"Is this seat free?" "Yes, and if you sit on it, this seat will be free too"

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Girl: Hey classy older man, wanna get to know me better? Man: Sigh... sorry lady I am the man that played Gandalf in that... shitty lords of something movie... Girl: so what? Man: Sigh... you know.. Gandalf the white and Gandalf the gay...? Girl: Huh? Man: Ever seen the X-men? Girl: Yeah... Man: ONE WORD: FAGNETO! Girl: uh.. okay.. "leaves". Ian McKellen: Sigh... should have come out of the closet sooner...

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I'm desperate, you'll do.

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-If I could rearrange the alphabet... that would be nice..

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I AM LOVE! I AM LOVE! Moral: Seriously, I have never been QUUUUUITE this happy, shouting I am love is probably not the best move, thanks for your thumbs ups, thumbs downs, and while my work is done here, that does not mean Ill leave, I need to keep my reputation as the fourth, smoothest, aka pointless invention in the world, and unless you want to count that girl Justina Bitcherina, that means that I am the smoothest man alive, THANK YOU THANK YOU! And feel free to vote this down if you cant handle being thanked by the smoothest most awesome man alive. Hey, I get it, we cant all be me ;)

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-Your really nice plus i like girls with flat asses

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-Hey baby,what's your sign? (; -Do not enter. >_>

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With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren't worth my attention.

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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