Man: Do you like a sensitive guy? Women: Yeah, I used to be one.

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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Mens most noob things to say during sex: "Thank you" "Do I really get all this for free?" "Sure you don't want me to pay you?" "MOTHER!" *crying* "You`re wet down there! Did you just pee yourself? DISGUSTING!!!" "I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!" "STOP SUCKING CUZ IM ABOUT TO CUM!!"

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Guy: You look like a suitable mate and I'd thoroughly enjoy engaging in rough, sweaty sex with you and your lady parts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The holocaust was a disaster, and so are you.

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Him - Would you like to dance? Her - NO! Him - I'm sorry. I think you misunderstood me. I said, "You look fat in those pants."

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Do you have a mirror in your pants, because it looks like you have a dick.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together. - Would you also change it so that I is an object, therefore making your previous sentence grammatically correct? And besides, I already organized the alphabet so that N and O are right next to each other.

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If I could rearange the alphabet id put "I-W-A-N-T-S-E-X-Y-O-U together. SIr, not really but that was kinda impressive. Me: I know...

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- I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U - ...

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The ability to speak with dead relatives but only whilst masturbating

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knock knock. whos there. interupting cow. inter... mooo!

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He i would love to have sex with you She. I know but you have aids

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-When you see the most beautiful girl ever, you take her next to a cliff, a manhole or whatever and you kick her off the cliff. Man: THIS IS SPARTA! Girl: Wow what a manly man! *dies* Moral: What? This is anti-pickup lines! And its not like you are gonna get the most beautiful girl ever anyways... Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

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Man: Hey you look good enough to do Woman: Oh really because so does my 8 foot boyfriend. Man: ... Woman: Do you want me to pick him up from the gym?

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Man: Hello there young lady, I am Elton John and I would very much like to have sex with you! Girl: OMG ITS... Wait! Wow you look a lot like him! But you cannot be real lol *leaves* Man: Man... I look and dress just like him! What could have gone wrong? Man getting the operation cost me a fortune too! Next time I am gonna try Freddie Mercury! Moral: "Dats gay Fifthy cen... I mean Gangstalicious!"

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Man: Are you a beach? Cause I'm sure there's a lot of crabs crawling around down there

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Man: DTF Cutey? Woman: DTF off Asshole?

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-Adam, am I the only girl in your life? -Who else is there?

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Man: I bet you havent seen a really big dick before ;) ;) Woman: No... but I have seen yours... The man proceeds to stare at the floor and leaves in shame...

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-Can I get your Number? -29435566 (see if you can get it.)

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I put the STD in STuD all i need is U!

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Was your dad a thief? Because he's in jail

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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