If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I right next to each other. You say that you want me? Well don't what you come for!!

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Nice Shirt. It would look better on my bedroom floor.

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why can't a black person play baseball because the steal bases

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Woman- is your penis erect? Male- no just FULL SIZED Woman- woah

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Hello I am a violent rapist, oh wait I meant to say my name first and the other much later... Moral: its official you suck!

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does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

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-Hey Baby, wanna date? -No thanks, I'm allergic to fruits

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Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

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- OMG, OMG, OMG, Terry finally said he will go out with me! -OMG, When? -February 30th! -Stacey, There is no February 30th.

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Guy: Thanks Girl: Why? Guy: Cuz you made me get rid of that boner

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Girls hate me, they always discuss about how they regret fucking with me over and over again. Moral: Thumb me down, I know ya love me.

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Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

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I'd hit that.... with a truck.

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- you come here often? -i used to until you came here

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-Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind. -Yea, I was running away from you.

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-Go on don't be shy, Ask me out. -Okay Go out.

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Guy: I got you a gift. It's a Necklace. Girl: Awww thats so nice. Guy: BAZINGA Its my dick.

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Me noob days again: She: So, you like it here sweetheart? Me: Excuse me, why the hell are you rubbing my leg? She: Would you prefer I rub something else? Me: What the hell am I doing here anyways Duh! Then I sober up at home... And ran towards the shower, its really not that easy to drown yourself to death in a shower is it?

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I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

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free candy....

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- Hello There Pretty Lady! - Hi... - Wow, your the fist girl I've met who has bigger boobs than I do! - Tw*t

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down

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Did you fall from heaven because you landed on my wind shield some how

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I'll eat your poop

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