Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?

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hey your pretty... pretty ugly!

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Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

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BOY: Are you thinking what im thinking? GIRL: I dont know, what are you thinking? BOY: both of our bum cracks smell like buttery popcorn, i like popcorn :)

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Why do cops eat donuts so much? Because they are delish

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A guy asks a girl in the bar if he can buy her a drink she denies saying that alcohol is bad for her legs the guy asks why do they swell? No. they spread.

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-Good afternoon miss, would you care to try our new line of perfume? -Sure what's it called? -Chloroform...

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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-hey girl, you must be a pirate cause you got a lot of booty

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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male: hey i like you can i have your number female: what number? male: your pin number i want your money

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"Rate your looks out of 10" "awkward... maybe 8 or 9 i guess?" "I said 10, not 100"

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Is your father a gardener? -No, why? ..Because I was wondering what a cactus like you doing in a place like this.

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Are you an ornithologist?... because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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-I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? -No.

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I like your shirt, it would look better in my pants

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- I'd do anything for you. - Die.

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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Do you want to dance No I suppose a blow job is out of the question then

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-Wanna have sex? -No -Damn

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Your the penisbutter to my vagmite;)

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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Akshay Kumar's 'Special Chabbis' is a mind-action film, says director

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