Man: Hey sweetie, can I take you home tonight? Girl: No thanks, my dad's gonna be here any minute.

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Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Every single day Every word you say Every game you play Every night you stay I'll be watching you

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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Hey girl, is your name Ethiopian food? Because your playing hard to get.

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Female: no, I'm from Idaho. Because I da ho.

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A man comes home from his doctor and tells his wife that he only has 12 hours to live so he asks his wife later that night if they can do it one last time she agrees but after an hour the man wakes his wife and says honey in a few hours I will be dead can we do it again please. So they do it again a few hours later the man wakes his wife again and says dearest since I'm going to die soon can we please? to this the wife says look honey tomorrow I have to get up you don't!

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You seem reasonably clean, which is always an important consideration for me when selecting a woman.

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-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.

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Me. Would you like me to get you a ring for valentines day? Girlfriend: Nothing would make me happier! So I got her nothing...

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Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

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Are you a dinosaur? Because you look like you got hit by an asteroid.

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Do you know karate? Because I'd like to kick you in the face.

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What's worse than walking on a beach? Not walking on a beach.

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boy: hey wanna hang out some time?! girl: O MY GOD! r u hannah montanna?!

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Do you live around here often?

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Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im a serial killer So GTFO before i kill you

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Male: "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Female: "Because you're here"

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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M. Do you want to go out with me? F. Okay but first take me to your place where we can be alone to make furious love to one another M. Wow this never happens I must be.. (Wakes up) dreaming

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Hi I'm Shaniqua.

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-how much do i have to pay you to **** me? -how much do i get for taking you back to the zoo?

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If you were a booger i'd pick you first. -that, is fucking disgusting.

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