You seem reasonably clean, which is always an important consideration for me when selecting a woman.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly, but then I met you

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To my story below, I now remember why she never took me seriously... While I was staring at her erect nipples she asked me if I was gay, I replied "uhuh", to everything as I was too busy looking at what I could have grabbed that day... Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Today she looks uh... less appealing in more ways than one.... but lets not go into details, I need to get something out here... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! In 40 years at my deathbed: The only thing I regret is... is... DAMN! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Male: Get in the van.

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Wanna come to my place and spread the word?

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You are almost as beautiful as my mother.

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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You must have a large mass because i am highly attracted to you

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Him: Does your dad own a bakery? Her: Yes, Why? Him: Because I saw his advertisement in the newspaper

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Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

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Are those space pants? Because no one is going to hear you scream later.

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M:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL because your making my PRIVATES stand up F:Hmm, Your still a MAJOR disappointment See whaat i did tharrgh?

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You're so beautiful you could be a tree... Or a high class prostitute

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-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

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-Isnt this the bus to Vermont? -No, its an pineapple without a flute. -Are you a bus driver? -No, im an umbrella!

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Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Ascending from hell and breaking through the earth's crust.

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You like peanuts? Cause I like penis.

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Hey, you look like a hooker I fondled in Las Vegas

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violets are blue roses are red you have a mouth start giving me head

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Your butt is so big that I would propably lose intrest during sex.

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Man: Hey sweetie, can I take you home tonight? Girl: No thanks, my dad's gonna be here any minute.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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"Don't scream"

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Order Online Nightwear and short shop online in India

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