The word of the day is 'legs'. Wanna come to my place and spread the word?

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

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-Hey baby wanna paint the whole town red? -Yeah, with your blood

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The word of the day is legs. Lets go to your place and spread the word

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Hello my name is Pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

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-Can I have your number? -Can my boyfriend punch you in the face?

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Do you have Groupon? *wait for response* Because you look fucking cheap

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"Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink."

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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He:*walks over* She: What is it now? He:*Unzips fly.* She : OH DEAR CHRIST NO

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Is that a ladder in your hose or the stairway to heaven? It is the stairway to heaven, but I've already got an asshole up there

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He: Will we have sex tonight? She: Yes, only I don't know with who you will.

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-Your eyes like diamonds, they give me hope. -Your eyes are like coal, they do nothing for me. Now please go away.

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- Hey good looking, where've I seen you before? - I'm one of the nurses at the plastic surgery department. Want another visit?

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You're one-in-a-million. That means there is roughly 7,000 people exactly like you in the world.

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Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

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Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

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girl - holy sausage! boy - what happen! girl - i broke my foot! boy - oh!

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Girls hate me, they always discuss about how they regret fucking with me over and over again. Moral: Thumb me down, I know ya love me.

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Hey baby, my name is Richard Gozinia. But my friends call me Dick. Dick Gozinia.

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Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

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Man and woman in bed: Man: You know I am somewhat a deviant right? Woman: Sure but I am drunk so lets just do it.. Man: I AM SO GONNA BANG YOU! (Man throws dynamite at woman) Woman: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUU Moral: BANG INDEED... case closed.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause you d*** sure look like a demon!

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Hey chicks! I am a very experienced suicide bomber, I was even in the plane that blew up the world trade center A ;) ¨ Moral: This must be the worst pickupline ever for oh so many reasons on so many levels...

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