He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilised!

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Do you want to dance No I suppose a blow job is out of the question then

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-Your the hottest girl i have ever met -I'm a man

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How about you swing by my place so we can do some complex algebraic functions.

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yo im will smith yo, thats my name and I was juzz wonderin if you ever you know like the beach or bbq because stuff happen yanno and while I do some rap id just belieeve that things are a bit crazy these times so I was thinking maybe ill ask you out right? But then I was like WHAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAA and... Hey gurl where you goin im just getting warmed up. Moral: I met the guy, day one I had a great day, day two I didnt get any sleep and now I hate him, the end.

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Superman enters a bar: Superman: Ladies... who wants to try out my newly developed "super orgasmi-power"? Women: Did you not die? Superman: Uh no... it was just a uh... healing coma... *All the women fall into a "healing coma* Superman: *scratches head* Well... I kinda asked for this... Moral:*Healing coma*

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why are you you touching me ????

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The anti part of below comment, may be the fact that its going to get thumbed down to Hades. Moral: They see me rollin, they envious... women that look like supermodels that work as jurists dont come easy... unless you are Moral Man. *Plays moral man theme* (Character inspired by Salvador Dali, I mean what greater inspiration than the man that celebrated each day as he woke up in the body and mind of the greatest man ever? Me? Same, but I also wake up next to the greatest woman ever.)

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Your breast is like a beer holder, you would allow me to store beer in between your breasts, while I talk on the phone

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He: You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She: You are so handsome when you keep your mouth shut.

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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Guy- I would do anything for you. Women- I wouldn't do you for anything!

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Man: You like nice guys? ;) Woman: No. Man: *bitchslap* get down on you`re knees and suck me bitch!

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At a bar... sigh... Woman: Hey cutie wanna go home? "Man" hello I am twelve... what is this? Moral: Hello I am eight... what is this?

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Real life number XX: Girl: I will only sleep with you if you bring along your hot friend over there. Me: Uh, like a threesome with a guy? Uh... Maybe let me think about it... At nighttime: Me: Hey Tobias, she said yes about screwing with me if you join in, but I swear I will kick your ass if you touch me! Tobias: Like if I touch you sexually? Me: Yeah! duh! Tobias: WHY?! Not even like a little? Moral: Not as much a anti-joke as the weirdest thing I ever experienced...

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"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement."

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-hey, come here a minute.

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Boy: I want to get into your pants. Girl: No way! I already have an ass in there!

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- I would love to get into your pants... - You can't: I have an asshole in there already.

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Man: Hey you female? Cuz I am a horny man and... *door slams*

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No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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Man: Hey, you dont look that fucking ugly, wanna go home with me? mirror: *shatters* Moral: If your ugliness ever shatters your mirror let me know, ill look at it and it will assemble itself back on its own.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

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Male: Paper or plastic? Female: What? Male: Paper or plastic, you know, to put over your head.

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