- Anti-Pickup Line

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I have a gun.

Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

Golf.

greetings clarisse...

A man walks up to the woman, and says, "I'd like to take you on a date. How about dinner tonight?" The woman agrees, and they both have a wonderful time at a fancy Italian restaurant.

i am with stupid l l l \/

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

Guy: Hey want to hear a joke about my penis? No wait it's too long Girl: Hey want to hear a joke about my vagina? No wait you won't get it.

"I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

hi how u doin fine and u well bii have a nice day DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Boy: can i have your number? Jewish girl pulls up sleeve

Hello, it's nice to meet you.

Hey you must be Jabba the slut from Starwars... why are you crying? Moral: Moral is half the battle

Hey baby wanna come back to my place? Goo-goo ga-ga

My wife does not know it but every time we have sex I put a dollar aside to go toward her Christmas present. So far she is getting a cup of coffee.

Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.

roses are red violets are twisted bend over b**** your about to get fisted

Whats yo sign? Do not enter!

Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

knock knock. whos there. interupting cow. inter... mooo!

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