I DROPPED MY LAPTOP IN THE RIVER IT WAS ADELE ROLLING IN THE DEEP ( A DELL ROLLING IN THE DEEP)

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Hey are you on your period? Because I've been following you and I've noticed there's a blood stain on your ass...

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-Does beauty run in your family? -It obviously doesn't in yours!

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BOY-i love you GIRL-(sneezes) sorry im allergic to bullshit

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are you on fire?

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Girl, do you believe in love by first sight? Uh maybe... Okay, let me see if those titties of you are real or wonderbra or silicone or whatever... Moral: You are fantastic, you know who you remind me of? Myself ;)

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if i see you naked i'll die happy Well if i see you naked i'l die instandly

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Girl: Do you know any good movies? Boy: Snakes on a plane Girl: Whats it about? Boy: It's about Horses.. on a boat.

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You're place or mine? Both, you go to yours and I go to mine.

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(boy gives flowers to a girl) Girl: Are these for me? Boy: Nope, I just want you to hold them for me for a second..

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-Do you come here often? -Yeah, but now that you're here, I think I'll find another bar.

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I AM LOVE! I AM LOVE! Moral: Seriously, I have never been QUUUUUITE this happy, shouting I am love is probably not the best move, thanks for your thumbs ups, thumbs downs, and while my work is done here, that does not mean Ill leave, I need to keep my reputation as the fourth, smoothest, aka pointless invention in the world, and unless you want to count that girl Justina Bitcherina, that means that I am the smoothest man alive, THANK YOU THANK YOU! And feel free to vote this down if you cant handle being thanked by the smoothest most awesome man alive. Hey, I get it, we cant all be me ;)

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imgonna r@pe you

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Gurl, I'll do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

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whats your name beautiful? ;) Tony... (silence)

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I'm a black belt at pretty much everything, Karate, Larate, Jiu-Jitsu, Kickpunching, Beltmaking, Taekwondo.........bedroom...|:D ~Rick, the Adventure Sphere

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You seem rapable enough... wanna see some back alleys with me?

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You're like a drug to me. why because I'm so addicting?:) No, because you ruined my life.

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Violets are blue. Roses are red. Your window was open. I'm under your bed.

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Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

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Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.

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Nerdy Pokemon Pickup he: i want to squirrtle on your jigglypuff she: I want to boulder smash your face

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Mens most noob things to say during sex: "Thank you" "Do I really get all this for free?" "Sure you don't want me to pay you?" "MOTHER!" *crying* "You`re wet down there! Did you just pee yourself? DISGUSTING!!!" "I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!" "STOP SUCKING CUZ IM ABOUT TO CUM!!"

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Does it smell in here or it just you?

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