-don't sit on the table, people eat there! -don't sit on that chair, people sit there!

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Boy-Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until I heard that horrible pick-up line.

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If you were homework, I would slam you on my table and do you all night long.

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M: Wanna play dynamite? W: what's that? M: I lie on my back and you blow the sh** out of me.

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With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren't worth my attention.

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She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

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Man: Are you a beach? Cause I'm sure there's a lot of crabs crawling around down there

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For the males that do not know what I mean with "woman screams" comment below... well HAHAHAHAHAH LOSERS LOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEERS! Moral: Read a book about females more interesting parts one day you lazy bastard... as for the girls... I am not talking about anything bad nor dirty... just 12 hour orgasms and such nice things... WHAT? YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT IS HORRIBLE? Well in that case you dont know what you are missing... and you wont ever know.... Ps: Can you believe I am actually trying to get thumbs downs but keep getting upped? Thanks for accepting my ever growing controversial nature, lets keep it that way and soon moral man will uh... receive a medal for uh... well a small keychain for... uh... you know what? Never mind.

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male: wanna come in for a coffea? female: ok (she has a coffea) male: ok by female: by

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play rapee? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" "Yes. I ruptured my bowels upon impact."

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Keep it classy! Man: Hello mylady may I be as rude as to say you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen? Girl: Oh, wow I mean such class! Man: Yes you see, I am only asking... You see, would you mind a bit of some violent rapage? Girl: How dare you! Man: Oh I mean not be rude mylady, just a bit of torture and some few stylish cuts with my fancy knife? Moral: Whatever you do, whatever you want, KEEP IT CLASSY!

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Man: Your rejections cannot hurt me! Im the JuggernautBitch! *grabs couch* WHOAAAAAAAAAARGH! Woman: *dead* Man: Jugs got jugs! Hey wake up bitch! HEY! I said wake up!... Moral: Works every time

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Guy: Have you ever seen a rhinoceros? Girl:No. Why? Guy: So you don't have a mirror in your house?

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you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

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Man: Hey sexy, I think I have seen you many times before... Woman: Hmmm... I do not think I have seen you before... Man: Do you happen to be used to getting raped? Woman:...... Moral: yeah it was her :( Audience: BOOOOOOOOOO! Moral: I know :(

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do you clean your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them

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A polar bear and a penguin were taking a bath. The polar bear asked the penguin to pass the soap. the penguin responded by saying,"What do i look like a microwave?"

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Hey, are you from Tennessee? Because you look like you are from Tennessee.

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Hey baby, my name is Richard Gozinia. But my friends call me Dick. Dick Gozinia.

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showing people this http://hahgay.com/ p.s after seeng any girls want to come back to my place

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The word of the day is legs, Lets go upstairs and spread the word.

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guy: you're so beautiful, did you fall from heaven? girl: if I was I would be dead by now hun?

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GEDDINTHEFRIGGENCAR

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