Hey, i looked up the word beauty in the thesaurus and your name was mentioned there. ..... in the antonyms

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You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?

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I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like O Mg.

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Come lay your head upon my chest. (After a moment) Perhaps you'd be more comfortable onmy stomache (pushes head down)

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-Baby, do you know karate? Your body is kickin'! -I do actually. Would your crotch like a demonstration?

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ur so hot, i'd let u put ur vagina inside of me

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Boy:can i go out with you? Girl: no

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I have a lot of family that lives there, maybe we're related.

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Hi! Do you like fat guys with no money?

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Boy : Gurle: hi

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Your father must be a thief, because I saw him stealing at Target earlier.

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Hey, we have coresponding genetailia, we should converge in sexual intercourse.

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He says: Are you're from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. She says: Well, if we're making bad jokes: Are you from Illinois? Because you make me ill, and when I throw up from your face I'll make a lot of nois.

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Is that a ladder in your hose or the stairway to heaven? It is the stairway to heaven, but I've already got an asshole up there

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Man: Wow you are my cousin? Damn girl you are hot! I mean nothing wrong you know, I was just wondering if you wanna get a innocent cup of coffee Woman: Uh, thanks, but I have never met you... Man: Not my cousin? Bah, what a turnoff im outta here... Moral: Yeah moral... Pffft! You will have an easier time finding Waldo here.

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-I work for the FBI -Oh I work for the CIA, maybe we'll see each other at a meeting -Yeah I'm in the Female Body Inspector division -I'm in the Can the Idiot Absent himself division

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"Hmm...you'll do."

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Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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HEY BITCH! GET YOUR ASS HOME AND GIVE ME A THUMBS UPS AT HORSEHEAD NETWORK! Moral: And be rewarded ;) (unless you are fucking ugly, then you still get the gift of voting me whatever way you want)

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Hey baby, have you ever been to Uranus? No? Well I am about to.

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Penis. I got it

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Wanna have sex?

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the roses were red and the violets were nice but if you want to get with me you better up the price

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In a loud bar: Man: Do you enjoy gRape? Woman: HOW DARE YOU YOU PERVERT! Man: Uh... how about raisins then... Woman: Err... can you repeat that first question again... Moral: I would but I would have to bypass the censorship somehow...

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