-Your father must be an alien because your out of this world -More like out of your league

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One hot summer night in 1960, Steve had his first date with Susie. He went to pick her up and her mom answered the door. She invited him in, and asked him what they planned to do on their date. Steve replied that they’d probably see a movie then get a burger. Susie’s mom said, “Well, Susie really likes to screw.” Steve said, “Huh?” Her mom said, “Yes, she loves it. She could probably screw all night.” “Okay, thanks!” replied Steve, mentally rearranging his plans for the night. A few minutes later Susie came downstairs and they left on their date. About a half hour later Susie came running back in the house, her clothes disheveled, and yelled: “Mom, it’s called the TWIST! The name of the goddamn dance is the TWIST!”

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Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boyscout? The boyscout returned from camp.

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Can I go to your house and play with your Jigglypuff?

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I told my wife I met someone who looked just like her she asked Was she gorgeous I didn't know what to say.

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Hey baby me you CHOIN CHOIN under the moonlight..

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-Are you Jamaican 'cos jamaican me crazy! -... *stabs*

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As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

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Guy: Hey baby, did you come by car? Girl: No I walked. Guy: Well I can make you come in mine.

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Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you No, but I am trained in several martial art, so get the heck away from me

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Men. We must always hold the door open, Pull the chairs out and pay for our women whilst remembering to treat them as equals.

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Jack is riding his new yellow bicycle. His father bought it for his 12th anniversary. Jack is ecstatic to have his first ride down his street. Erick thinks its ugly.

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So you want tonight to be consensual or not?

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Use it next time you put your d**n make-up on.

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guy: hey baby come join the PEN15 club with mee ;) girl: whats that?? guy: come and i will show you...*goes into the guys restroom with her*....lets go to the restroom and never rest...except you can rest on my PEN15

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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you look fap-fap-fap-fabulous

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On a scale from 1 to 10, can I get your number?

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I asked my friend who the prettiest girl in here is, and he told me to ask you because you seemed more familiar with everyone here.

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you work at subway? cuz you givin me a footlong;)

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I'd hit that.... with a truck.

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