Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? nwaaahhh *blushing or something* Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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Glass Basketball

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Golf.

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Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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i am with stupid l l l \/

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If you were my daughter id still be bathing you

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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- you are in my mind everyday - and your in my way

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Are your prices by the hour

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are you on fire?

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Man: Your body is a tempe! Woman: Sorry, no services today.

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-Darling, I will never stop pursuing you. Even from the ends of the earth, I will follow you wherever you go. Really, I love you that much. -"Honey", I will call the police and have you thrown in jail for stalking me. Really, I hate you that much.

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did it hurt ? did what hurt? when your fell from heaven? because it looks like you landed on your face :O

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Do you work for UPS? 'Cause i could swear that you were checking out my package.

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what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

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-Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? -Do I look like a Time Lord? (Only Doctor Who fans will get that.)

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hey Herpes Go Away!

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Have you been followed? 'Cuz i've been seeing people behind your back.

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I think I shit myself

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- Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? - Nah, angels like me, have wings.

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You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i'd have to pay.

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Hey girl! Faggot.

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