Hey girl, you a single mom I heard, I love that. Really? :D SURE! Hey just between us, how sexy are your kids on a scale from one to over nine thousand? Moral: Watch out ladies, I can only take care of so many of you... (you have kids? Meh, get lost,nothing personal, just you know... your kid)

Do you know why I know we're going to have sex tonight?

Come lay your head upon my chest. (After a moment) Perhaps you'd be more comfortable onmy stomache (pushes head down)

It rubs the lotion onto it's skin

whats up ho

Boy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven Girl: I'm a antsiest

You're one-in-a-million. That means there is roughly 7,000 people exactly like you in the world.

me- hey baby wanna hve sexual intercourse girl- sure because using the word intercourse in a sentence tunrs me on.

-Adam, am I the only girl in your life? -Who else is there?

At a bar: Man: Hi according to horsehead network I am the third most useless "invention" in the world! Moral: See what I did there? No? Then go see the pointless inventions section :P

Guy: Hey is your dad a jeweler? Girl: No, He died a year ago due to a heart condition.

Excuse me, is your father a gardener? No. Why? Because he keeps leaving all his dry leaves on my sidewalk please tell him to clear it!

Your teeth remind me of a song Which one? Black and Yellow

Is it true you black men are as hung as a horse? Uh lady, no idea I like ignore their stuff. Yeah but you know, I seen a lot of them and they are huge and look salty an... Woman! Im so outta here! Moral: Now the man is goin! C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

Are you cold? Because you're just not hot.

Your body would look good in my trunk.

Drunk woman enters what she thinks is a bar... (how original). "man gets close to her" Woman: You men are all dogs! Man: Bark bark! Woman: No need to get cheeky with me asshole! Man: Bark bark... Woman proceeds to pass out and wake up at a kennel... "Mandog": Bark bark. Moral: If you think every man is a dog, then you may just be bark barking the wrong tree... or place... I mean dont expect to find nice men at a dirty bar, and dont expect to find horny jerks at your church reunion. (A moral man original... and I actually like this one!)

Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

Drink this!

From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Woman: What does ui spell?

You wanna have sex and get married?? Ok... Sorry.

Guy: Do you like me? Girl: No Guy: ..... Girl: You didn't ask me if I loved you! Guy: Do you love me? :D Girl: No

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