guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together Girl: Its a good thing N and O are already together

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Sorry Nero, this is still Golgo 12, I am trying to reach you here as the other place is down, I can see why some people consider you insane, sorry to admit I left the order by the time you left as well, Eliza was the only one that could keep up with your stuff, the rest well you know... So point zero is some kind of elysum now huh? For real? And you rule there? I mean I never doubted your wisdom, but six million people living some kinda new world order at point zero? Thats hard to believe.

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Okay, I lied, the one below actually kinda works, people get impressed, it is quite the accomplishment you know... But since I am gonna get married soon I don't pick up as much as I should anyways. Moral: Man

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You remind me of America. How so? Because you so fat!

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guy:do you know how much a polar bear weighs? girl: ..no, how much?? guy:i dunno but probly not as much as you

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Man: Your tag's showing. It says "Made in Heaven". Woman: *Proceeds to leak period blood into a puddle at the man's feet and walks away in silence*

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Is that a ladder in your tights or are you just a cheap whore?!

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Eat me, I'm organic!

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-Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because you're like a solid 7.

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How much does a whales weigh? How much? Just enough to make you look skinny.

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guy:did you fall from heaven? girl:no? guy:sorry, it just looks like you landed on your face

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Guy: If you look at your keyboard, you see U and I together. Girl: Look underneath. It says JK.

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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If you were Mufasa I'd help scar push you off the ledge

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If I could rearange the alphabet id put "I-W-A-N-T-S-E-X-Y-O-U together. SIr, not really but that was kinda impressive. Me: I know...

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Vader getting it on ;): My sexual prowress overcomes even the power of the dark side. Can you even have sex? ... Uh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Man: Put your face over my fist as I say shinku Woman: Huh? Ok whatever.... SHOOOOOOOOOORYUKEEEEEEN!

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Hey can I have your number? No.

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You allergic to semen?

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I am sick of pretty girls, I want something sick smelly disgusting, fat or anorexic, with a personality that kills flowers and that makes me vomit... I guess you will have to do for now. :( Moral: At least she was not the perfect match huh? Always look at the bright side of eternal darkness.

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Are your parents retarded? Because you're something special

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if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your ass

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have met you before? i like eating my dogs shit.

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Mom im sixteen and after watching some japanese cartoons and dads gone, I wonder if I can... Son please put your pants back on! But mom! Im the man in the house now, so I invited my friends so you and I can have a stamina sex contest and... Moral: If she does not tell you to put up your pants... Well, you are the man in the house son ;)

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