Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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-Are you the sun? -No.. Why? -Because you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me.

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It's not Rape* If you yell surprise.

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(this is only funny if ur a guy!) you go to a party im a man you get a drink im a man you laugh with friends im a man u see a hot chick im a man you invite her over to ur place im a man you go up in the bedroom im a man you go to pull her pants off im a man and she says... im a man!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blob fish are ugly and so are you.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back noticeably better at the Trumpet.

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Let's not turn this rape... into a murder

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Put the lotion on the skin!

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M: On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? F: North Korea

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Girl: If you was a rollercoaster...I'd ride you all day long.. Guy: What? Am I not big enough for you now...why can't you just be happy with me... =_= Girl: : / I was tring to be all sexy in a cute way... Guy: Pfft. FREAK... e_e

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If you were a booger i would pick you Good thing you have no hands

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Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!

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If you were a booger, that'd be pretty nasty.

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You must be a parking ticket. Because you are dressed like i'd have to pay.

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Do Your feet hurt? Cause youve been stomping on my dreams for 3 years now

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Guy: So do you wanna come over to my place? Girl: Not really but thanks for the offer.

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Man with huge arms and HUGE muscles enters a... pub! (for variety`s sake) "Hey you like fisting!" Woman: Yeah kinda.. I mean HOLY SHIT NO! I DONT PLEASE STOP NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH! Moral: Get a room you two! (a moral man original)

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Are you water? Because you are very shallow. Now GTFO.

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-Hey babe, if you were homework, I'd do you on my couch, my table, and my bed. -Yeah? You just failed.

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Man: So you will come home with me later? Girl: Sure! Man: Great then ill just go find more women I can bang later in the meantime... Moral: Depending of the kind of woman, this is of no consequence...

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Man and woman in bed: Man: You know I am somewhat a deviant right? Woman: Sure but I am drunk so lets just do it.. Man: I AM SO GONNA BANG YOU! (Man throws dynamite at woman) Woman: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUU Moral: BANG INDEED... case closed.

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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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Did you gain weight? Because I think your gravitational pull towards me just increased.

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