A guy asks a girl in the bar if he can buy her a drink she denies saying that alcohol is bad for her legs the guy asks why do they swell? No. they spread.

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boy: my dick is 10 inches girl: mine's too

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boy - would you like to dance? girl - hell no! boy - I think you misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. girl - That's why I said "Hell No!" girl - I'm trying to deny the fact that I look fat in my pants. boy - damnit! girl - Phew!

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you have your job, I have mine, so let's do it in the kitchen

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Yeah! Keep drinking girl! Ill just lube your backdoor, what? Dont ask, just drink! Moral: I love it when women call me a pig, all men are pigs, and real women dont want some boy...

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, id violate your ass hole.

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M. you have a sweet pussy. W. WHAT!? M. Your cat, she is very friendly

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If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd probably leave it as is, seems to be working OK just fine without my internvention. And imagine the work it'd create in terms of all the re-filing alone. Librarians would have apoplexy, and if I came out I was responsible..well, there'd be hell to pay. No, thank you, but no thank you, the alphabet can stay as it is, no matter how hot your body.

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-I love you.

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Guy:My tummy hurts Girl: Oh!! Are you pregnant ? Guy: Yeah!!! With a baby elephant!! Girl:WHAT!!!! Guy: Yeah!! Wanna see its trunk

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male: hey wanna ride female: STRANGER DANGER!

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wanna try out my joystick? (gamer-joke)

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Nielsen: Nice beaver! Woman: Thanks! Nielsen: No I mean you have a nice p*ssy Woman: Ah! Thank you! (cat meows) Nielsen: No I mean you have a nice wet vagina. Woman: Is this in the script? Director: CUT! Nielsen: What? Cant a man improvise? I mean OJ does it, and he is quite the nice fella... Moral: "Quite the nice fella" Yeah reminds me of good old dad, nice to everyone, and could take a lot of shit, but as much as I asked him how he was doing, I got an uppercut to the face and a nice trip in a ambulance... Started when I was 4, I crushed his upper Jaw in self defense when I was 16... ah... hmm... Why am I sharing this? Then again why not... When have I not spoken my mind.

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Girl! you are almost as awesome as horsehead network! Moral: I got balls of steel!

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What's a good comeback if a guy asked me "Bring me a sandwich"?? -COmeback with the goddamn sandwich

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I have the smallest erected dick in town, if you don't believe me ask my mama!

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*At a concert* guy- hey if you were that drum set, i'd bang you on that stage all night

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sHe; Theirs a "L" in love. he; and theirs a L in Lick my penis.

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At the library: So girl, how about we find a nice quiet place? Moral: Location, location...

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guy: do you like sea food? girl: hell yes, I got crabs, would you like some

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Is Heaven missing an Angel? Because I have an erection.

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*Boy looks at cloth* -Does this smell like chlorophorm?

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Are you a magnet because I'm attracted to you No, but I am trained in several martial art, so get the heck away from me

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-Hey, have we met before? -No, because I don't remember ever seeing a face that made me this nauseous.

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