Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

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Hey lady, you're really, really cute! Let's go out in the woods, GET NAKED and have sex!

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A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place?? B: No.. B: U don't like pizza? Some chinees then?

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If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

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-Your feet must be tired 'cuz you've been running through my mind. -Yea, I was running away from you.

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I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U

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My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Drunk guy with high standards part 3: Man: Dunno woman... you are so big and... and... FAT and really huge and stuff but... well... uh.. you are still really damn hot so lets do it! Man: YAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Astronauts: Did that guy really eject himself towards the sun? Moral: At least he was right about the really hot part... and that ladies and gentlemen, is the terrible end of the amazing drunk man with high standards, you can read the whole series just by clicking onwards trough my comments and give em a thumbs ups just as you go along.. otherwise they will show up... mean they wo..

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Hey babe, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you. Oh really? Because if you were a pokemon, I'd fight you, win and not even bother to capture you.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Hey you've got the most beautiful f*cked up teeth I've ever seen.

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Girl- Hey ily Boy- say it it just makes it that much better ;) Girl- I'm leaving you

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Man: DTF Cutey? Woman: DTF off Asshole?

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there is a 50% chance that we make s** tonight from my side i agree

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Male: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Female: If you were an ass, I would kick you first.

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Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

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On line post: Woman: HELLO! I love you, I am from Russia and find you particularly handsome and rich I am certain you could take care of me and I will do anything for you ;) here are some nice pictures I have never met someone as fantastic as you please contact me! (revealing pictures.gif) additional information: This message has been sent to 100.000 other recipients. FAIL! Moral: And I had not even moved out from my parents home yet... rich enough my ass...

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Are you from Jamaica because I'm from Jamaica and I think I recognize you? Your ugly as hell by the way.

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- Hey, I have 40 minutes to live and need to feel the touch of a woman to live. -I'm a dude.

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Im like a thief and ill steal your virginity!

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Nero: My name is Nero... Woman: Why I mean you aint black? Nero: Sure about that? Moral: In the Darkness... We are all the same...

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Boy: Wanna go see a movie. Girl: Which movie. Boy: Texas Chainsaw Massicure. Girl: What is it about. Boy: Unicorns and Rainbows. Girl: Let's go!

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Girl: Are you a doctor? Because I think I have the flu. *sneeze*

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