jack sanders

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Girl are your parents Mexican, cuz you look Mexican.

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Macho Man: Release the BOGUS! Woman: What? Super Macho Man: Never mind... no one will get this anyways... wanna go to McDonalds and get a Little Mac? Woman: Ok but I want a Big mac! Macho Man: What is a Big mac? Is it stronger than a little Mac? Woman: Huh? What do you mean? Macho Man: Sigh... and I actually fought Mike Tyson you know... Woman: So you are a boxer huh? Who are you gonna fight next? Macho Man: Sigh... Mr.Dream... Woman: Who the hell is that? Macho Man: a nobody...

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This doesn't have to be a rape.

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If you and I were squirrels, I'd bust a nut in that hole.

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Woman: Hey is it true you black men have big penises? Black Man: Hell yeah woman! Mine is so big, its at least three times longer than my fist and at least 4 times as wide! Lets go get some hoe! Woman: Uh... well uh... its just that... uh... Moral: Be careful for what you wish for, when fantasy becomes reality... it may hurt....

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... Because it looks like you landed on your face!

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I love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.

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Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

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Girl - You smell nice, what have you got on? Boy - I have a hardon but i didn't think you could smell it.

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the roses were red and the violets were nice but if you want to get with me you better up the price

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I put the STD in Stud all I need is U

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Man- Hey, baby, wanna come back to my house for some pizza and sex? Woman- No! Man- What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

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-Did you fall from heaven? Because your an angel -No but did you? Because your face is fucked up!

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You have a laugh like my favorite porn star.

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B: Hey C do you wanna go out with me? C: Sorry B I only go out with guy's who come after me

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Man: May I have this dance? Woman: Take it, it's all yours [goes away]

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Man: GASP! Why is my penis inside your vagina? Why do you keep thrusting and screami... Woman: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ASSHOLE! Man: Uh... what where am... Oh... Forgive me, I am a psychic and I keep getting premonitions of the near future... Moral: GASP WHAT ARE YOU FEMALE READERS DOING WITH MY PINGAS INSIDE YOUR MOUTH!

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Boy: So...Um...How's life? Girl: Great, until you came along.

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As a man I am afforded greater opportunity then my equally qualified female counterparts. I have made it a life goal use this opportunities for greater good.

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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Man: Wanna (censored)? Woman: (Censored) you man!

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Me: Hey lady, you are so fucking hot I want to... Lady: FUCK ME PLEASE ME SO HORNY! Moral: One can always dream... *yawn* Zzzzzzzmooth...

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