rohypnol. rape drug

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Close you`re eyes and open you`re mouth. *unzips pants*

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Chick:- Don't worry, we all get nervous when we meet people. My brother: yeah, but my buttcrack gets sweaty & smelly when i get nervous!

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nice kid... want another?

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i wanna see your dick? i cant seem to find it...... sorry

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If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could i come between the holidays?

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Vader getting it on ;): My sexual prowress overcomes even the power of the dark side. Can you even have sex? ... Uh... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Boy- Can I buy you a drink? Girl- Sure, after seeing your face I'll need the strongest thing that they have.

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Your parents must be assholes...because you're the shit.

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Why couldnt susie see out her window? She was not home, see was to busy drowning in the ocean.

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Would you like to come home with me you wetback spic?

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I have been known to give women the best fake orgasms ever ;)

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Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

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-Hey baby, what's yo sign? - U Turn

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Soon

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" Grab your coat love ...it's cold in my basement"

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From 1 to America how free are your tonight? North Korea

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He - Hey Dreamboat! She - *turns around He - No you, shipwreck

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Male - Hey girl, do you want to dance? Female - No. Male - C'mon, lower your standards a little....I did.

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Sexual harassment, it can be a touchy subject.

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I was a little bit nervous to talk to you at first, but thankfully my Aides encouraged me to do it.

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-Are you a dementor? Cuz you just took my breath away... -Expecto Patronum!!!

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I dont have sex on the first date - only if the opportunity comes

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-I love you.

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