Grapist: I bet you like getting Graped, tied up and beaten muahahahahaha! I am so gonna do the worst things to you! Woman: YES PLEASE! Man: MAAAAAAAAAAAN your not fun anymore... Moral: Its not grape if she wants it... and I guess grapists dont like that... remember that girls whenever someone is gonna rape you just say YES unless they yell surprise though... then its surprise sex.

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Didnt I just meet you at world of warcraft? My nickname is desperaterapist838493

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-words can't describe how beautiful you are. -aaaawwwwwwww. -but numbers can. 3/10. -fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

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Guy: Hey, cutie! What's your name? Girl: JOHN CENA.

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Wanna go back to my place and watch some CarVideos?

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Hey, do you want to dance? No.

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GIRL: I bet you say that to all the girls you meet. MAN: How much you want to bet? No wait, I better not make that bet. (or) MAN: Only half the ones I get this far in conversation with. The other half are a little bit easier to get in bed with.

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Nice legs... what time do they open? Cos there is a pungent fish smell and I think you need to wash.

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HIM: Where have you been all my life? HER: I don't think I was born the first half of it

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as my dick.

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Roses are red violets are blue this isn't a poem I'm a botanist.

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Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Man: Hey sexy girl there... Whats your name? Cena: I am John Cena! I can rap because you can eat.. uh crap... wait I need some allsholes to write some rad lyrics for me here...

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What did the blond do when the web page she was visiting didn't load? She checked if her wireless access had been somehow cut off and then hit the refresh button and waited for the page to load again.

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Online Desperate Asians.com Man: Wow you are a cute asian girl! Where are you from? Girl: Thanks my name Aoi is I am from Japan, you look like nice older man! Man: Japan? Awesome! Remember when we nuked the hell out of your country? Happy days! SLAP A JAP! *Connection discontinued* Man: Eh really sorry, I just get nervous when I meet girls especially the cutest ones... Man: hello?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun so get in the van.

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- Hey, baby, are your parents retarded because you're pretty special.

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Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

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#1 You're breath smells like Skittles, can I taste the rainbow? No, because , while mine may smell like Skittles, yours reeks. #2 Girl: Hey, I got this new Kiss Proof lip gloss, wanna try it out? (there are 2 answers to this) 1.Boy: Well, yours may be Kiss Proof, but mines not, and I don't have time to re-apply this after 2. Yeah, I do want to try it out, but not with you.

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My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm but I accidentally gave her the glue stick, she is still not talking to me.

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You're too easily offended. I cannot believe you said that.

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Male: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. female: Are you from Delaware? Because I'm del aware that you have a girlfriend.

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"Do you like me?" "Do pigs fly?"

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Give me everything tonight, or you might not see tomorrow. RAPIST!

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