Did you fall from heaven? Because, I believe in the afterlife.

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Don't worry, I love fat birds....why are you crying?

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You know, I had a great pickup line, but I just forgot it.

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Guy:Are you wearing space pants, cause that ass is out of this world! Girl:No, they're baseball pants, cuz this ass is out of your league.

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Ay Girl. Can I get yo digletts?

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Her: Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number Him: Tibet you are. But I'm not Russian into anything, sorry.

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Man - How was your trip from heaven? Woman - Great... until now.

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You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I'm at least half right.

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Sex?

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Guy enters a bar: Guy: I have some really bad self-esteem and would really apreciate if someone would give me a chance and... Gorgeous woman: Hey, I would love to get to know you, and maybe take you home and... Guy: WHAT? THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN TO ME! I CANT HANDLE IT! HEEEEEEEEEEELP! (Runs out of bar screaming)

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Q: How did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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What's your sign? Slippery when wet.

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HE: You must have some hot buns. SHE: Yeah? HE: Cause you got a real butterface to go with them.

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I asked my friend who the prettiest girl in here is, and he told me to ask you because you seemed more familiar with everyone here.

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A blond, a brunette and a black haired girl are all stuck on an island....stupid women.

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Nice legs what time do they open

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- So what do you do for a living? - I'm a female impersonator.

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(in a loud club) -Do you wanna dance?! -Umm, with YOU? NO! -What?! oh no, i said, "you look FAT in those PANTS!"

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-Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out. -Okay, get out.

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Would you like to be the lone mother of my children?

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Man: hey... you seem pretty paralytic and unable to move in that wheelchair ;) Woman: uh oh...well actually I can move a bit... Man: Good because I do not wanna do ALL the thrusting back and forth... Woman: Bu.. but... I... I do not want to... Man: Well if you do not want sex, then just run away... ;) FATALITY... FLAWLESS VICTORY... RAPEALITY!

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Boy: You know, just because one is beautiful does not mean that she is intelligent. Girl: Really? Boy: Yeah. But I'd like to tell you that you're a very good exception. Girl: Do you really think so? Boy: Of course! You're already ugly, yet you're so incredibly stupid!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I right next to each other. You say that you want me? Well don't what you come for!!

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Hey giiiiiiiiiiirl, I'm no Flinstone but I can make your bedrock.

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