Guy: Roses are red Violets are blue Girl:Violets aren't blue there violet... dumbass read a book

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- I'd go to the end of the world for you - Good,Stay There

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Guy: Are you an angel? Girl: Wait till I die, i'll be one.

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As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit.

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Man: Hello there! I am a gynecologist, may I study your vagina? Woman: NO! Man: DAMN THIS ONE NEVER WORKS! DAMMIT! Moral: Duh...

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man: may I impale you on my stake? woman: O.o (for goth girls)

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Hey girl, want to meet the guy with the largest dick in town ;)? Wow yeah sure! Yeah that would be like cool rite? Moral: The biggest? *looks down pants* Meh!

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I walked into the pub last night with a date and said to the barman, "I'll have a pint of Guinness." My date immediately looked at me and said, "Aren't you forgetting something?" "Of course, how rude of me." I said, "I'll have a pint of Guinness PLEASE."

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That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

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are you on fire?

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Girl, wanna fuck rite now? Sure! Man! You are such a hoe! *walks away disgusted* Moral: Be careful for what you ask for.

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He - Hey Dreamboat! She - *turns around He - No you, shipwreck

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Hey girl! Faggot.

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I would take a bullet for you. In COD. JK THAT WOULD RUIN MY KILLSTREAKS

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-Do you like me? -No

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I hope you want kids, cause i've left my condoms at my girlfriends place.

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You're so hot I'd do you sober.

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Dude: Did you fart? Girl: No Dude: Oh I'm sorry because you blew me away

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Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night

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Hey baby wana come over for dinner? Sure whats cookin? Your dead body after I kill ur ugly face derrp

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Me: it smells in here Her: its maybe my perfume! Me: no i let a glorious fart fallowed my an ass crapping on my foot

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For the males that do not know what I mean with "woman screams" comment below... well HAHAHAHAHAH LOSERS LOOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEERS! Moral: Read a book about females more interesting parts one day you lazy bastard... as for the girls... I am not talking about anything bad nor dirty... just 12 hour orgasms and such nice things... WHAT? YOU GONNA TELL ME THAT IS HORRIBLE? Well in that case you dont know what you are missing... and you wont ever know.... Ps: Can you believe I am actually trying to get thumbs downs but keep getting upped? Thanks for accepting my ever growing controversial nature, lets keep it that way and soon moral man will uh... receive a medal for uh... well a small keychain for... uh... you know what? Never mind.

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I just killed my wife. What should I do?

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Male - Hey girl, do you want to dance? Female - No. Male - C'mon, lower your standards a little....I did.

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