- Anti-Pickup Line

Nice legs what time do they open

I asked my friend who the prettiest girl in here is, and he told me to ask you because you seemed more familiar with everyone here.

So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

"OMG A SAMSUNG!" Lol, thats cool man, as for the car, the engine is shiny and flawless, (you know for a fiat) and I have not used it since I you know "bought it" as in won it from my ex while playing poker? Id give it back to her if she was not such a bitch. Honestly dude, its a fiat, and that piece of shit you call a car, I mean man, we have been towed from the free way like six times already? XD And that is just the few times I want to sit in that piece of shit XD I mean the seats pop off and there is "custom space to transport marijuana there man XD" I seriously hope you bought it that way, because stoners aint my friends. Seriously dude, the Fiat (aka "car") is yours, you know that you are bankrupt because you keep trying to fix that piece of shit on wheels of yours XD, and hey, surprise kiddo, I renewed the engine, so its new and shiny, and free, and fuck if not only the engine itself is worth ten more times than... A billion of those pieces of shit you drive XD No seriously, you know me, Im The Hannibal, I am the beast but I like it classy, and its pretty embarrassing sitting on that piece of shit you call for a car. I know we are from different worlds pal, but take it, just gave myself a bonus at work (legal of course) but I got to say it... "A SAMSUNG OMG" XD And yeah, I know you been eyeballing that "car" aka Fiat, its yours whenever you want it, just tell people I am leasing it to you (I mean it I really do, thats my only condition) Moral: "I DRIVE PIECES OF SHIT FOR BREAKFAST!" PROTIP FOR GETTING ANYWHERE IN YOUR CAR: Put it The opposite way, and have the towing car tow you TOWARDS the place you want to get to XD (hey, how many times you been towed JUST from the freeway? I mean I hate hunting, but do you really use that shit in the Forrest too? Answer here, be real, and come get your car.

"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement."

- you come here often? -i used to until you came here

Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

Sorry to take up space, but this is simply my reply to the vile threats to that person whose line starts with "what did you say little bitch", know that he has no idea what he is talking about, and is possibly a simple mental case. Seriously, who the hell are you? And even so, who the hell do you think you are? Yeah with your terrible lack of discipline there is no way in hell you are or would become a soldier. You know very well that the navy would never waste its resources on helping your selfish and childish acts of revenge (or whatever you seek) Death threats will get you nowhere, and you can fully threaten me, but know that I live in Norway, and you can trace me and send your whole unit (if you had one) but by then you would solely be responsible for acts of war and be properly executed for international treason. Know your place civilian, we fight to protect you, do not shame us with your childish vendetta. Drill Sergeant Axel "Strength" Godøy. Aka "Moral Man" Ps: Threaten anyone again, and I will fill a full report and assure that your IP is banned from this network, you are shaming your people, your country and all that fight to defend world peace, try me out and see, give me that luxury.

I scream, You scream, The Police come, It's Awkward...

Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

-Are you an angel? -Yeah...actually I am. I remember you-aren't you the guy that fell out of heaven? So THAT'S why your face is so screwed up.

Male: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

Honestly bitch, I hate you, but my balls are bursting so its either you or the next disgusting ugly bitch in line, my mom!

In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

Male: "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Female: "Because you're here"

Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

guy: you're so beautiful, did you fall from heaven? girl: if I was I would be dead by now hun?

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I take a shit I think about you bitch flushes the toilet

Boy: does your face hurt Girl: No. Why Boy Because it sure is hurting me

Boy: You know the keyboard says that U and I are together. Girl: It also says JK

Are you doing push-ups with your knees down? Cuz im not sure if this is working out.

-Good afternoon miss, would you care to try our new line of perfume? -Sure what's it called? -Chloroform...

I might not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you

guy: wanna make some money? girl: Na, I do it for free, i'm offering free herpes

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