Intro music with slow motion running starts as I shut off the tv forever

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Dont people ever get tired of PRETENDING like they dont need others aproval? I NEED APPROVAL I NEED APPROVAL! Moral: I REALLY DO! YEEEEEEEEES BECAUSE...Uh...you matter more than me? Nah, nothing like that, only I matter more than you...

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Boy: Wanna go see a movie. Girl: Which movie. Boy: Texas Chainsaw Massicure. Girl: What is it about. Boy: Unicorns and Rainbows. Girl: Let's go!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're a fucking hillbilly.

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Him: Nice legs. What time do they open? Her: Members only, I'm afraid,

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Can I go to your house and play with your Jigglypuff?

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If you were homework, I would slam you on my table and do you all night long.

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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-- Hey, can I have your number? -- 12

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excuse me my eyes are up here thats great........where are your nipples

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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Great! Maybe next time I'll electrocute you to death!

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Man- According to my magic watch you're not wearing any underwear. Woman- Yes, I am! Man- Damn! I guess my watch is 15 minutes fast.

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Him: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Him: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell.

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You like peanuts? Cause I like penis.

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I have been known to give women the best fake orgasms ever ;)

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- You're a bombshell! - Too bad it ain't gonna BANG!

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I like my women like I like my coffee I drink Tea

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I hope you know CPR, because you so ugly you take my breath away

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that shirt looks nice on you, it would look better on the floor

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my love for you is like diarrhea. i can never hold it in

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-Hey comon baby dont be shy give me a little BlowJob -sorry im alergic to peanuts....

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? -That depends on the size of the rock. -You don't really get it, do you? -Get what?

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

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Do you wanna go halves in a bastard?

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