Im like a thief and ill steal your virginity!

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you know what rhymes with hug me LET'S HAVE SEX

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Want to get a pizza and fuck? What you don't like pizza?

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Man:Hey, do you know what chloroform smells like? Woman:No. Man:Well, you're about to find out.

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Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

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MAN- Wanna have sex? WOMAN- No get away from me you freak?!!! MAN- Well... I gave you a choice...

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-As I slipped my finger in her hole I could feel her getting wetter and wetter, When I pulled it out she was going down on me. I should probably start looking for a new boat...

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Man: Hey, want to go back to my apartment and engage in intercourse? Woman: No

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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Why couldnt susie see out her window? She was not home, see was to busy drowning in the ocean.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange

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Ay Girl. Lemme squirtle on yo jigglypuffs

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Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Yeah, because I landed on a mailbox, and hit the area between my legs really hard. It's a mess down there. Blood everywhere. And something's oozing, but I don't know what the liquid coming out is. *person who spoke first runs away. bystanders laugh*

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- You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -No, your mind is so small I can't even take a step in it!

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Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? A: My zipper.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Your father must be a thief, because I saw him stealing at Target earlier.

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http://pirater-gratuit.fr hacker un compte fb

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-Can I get your Number? -29435566 (see if you can get it.)

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Every kiss begins with K ;) Yeah to bad ugly begins with U

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No more morals? I read his crap for hours! Moral: ;( Bye man.

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Him: What's it like in Hell? Her: Why are you asking me that? Him: Because you're the devil and I know where the f*ck you came from; I can see you're horny.

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Is that a ladder in your hose or the stairway to heaven? It is the stairway to heaven, but I've already got an asshole up there

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