- Anti-Pickup Line

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

-Insert man's line here- -Wanna get laid?- -TOTALLY!- -Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.-

-So, you wanna...? -I'm on my period.

-I'll do anything,no matter how kinky it is if you can say it in three words. -Clean my house.

Girl, I wish you were a car door, cause I'd slam you all night

M: What's your name? W: Jenny. M: What's your number? W: eight-six-seven-five-three-oh-ni-yie-yen

Man: Hey, want to go back to my apartment and engage in intercourse? Woman: No

Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side. (;

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

Nice hair, can I pull it?

have met you before? i like eating my dogs shit.

can i take a dump in your mouth?

Hello little girl would you like some candy, yes? ;-)

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

Male: I have a large penis female: so do i.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly, but then I met you

-Are you Jamaican 'cos jamaican me crazy! -... stabs

-Eeeeeeeey girl how much does a polar bear weigh? -An adult male weighs around 350–680 kg (770–1,500 lb),[4] while an adult female is about half that.

Did you just fart? 'cos you blew me away

That outfit looks great on you.. .. It would look even better crumpled up in a pile in an evidence bag

Have you met Ted?

Hey baby i have a 3 inch penis but i produce two galons of semen everytime i cum...

Will you marry me? WHO ARE YOU?

Boy:Nice hair Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

-Do you come here often? -I'm about to.

Anti-Pickup Line

Our Updated iOS App!

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