Man: Hey, I've been kinda watching you through the night and I'd really be mad if I didn't talk to you tonight. So um, do you want to grab a bite to eat sometime or something? Woman: I'm married but you seem like a nice guy so yea... yea, I'd like that alot.

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Female: Hey do you wanna come back to my place? Male: I'm actually a broom in disguise.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as my dick.

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Those pants are very becoming on you, of course if i were on you id be cumming too.

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Are you an angel that fell from heaven? If you are, can I take a picture of you as proof that supernatural beings exist?

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Boy: Are you Mc Donalds? Girl: Why because your loving it? Boy: No because ur fat and greasy!

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Female: yes, why? Male: because Tennessee has great food. Do you think we could travel there together.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent sounds stupid.

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I just shat my pants..... can I get in yours?

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Pick up lines from the stone age: Fail. Man: Hello, you look beautiful, I speak very well, and if you allow me to make love with you, I promise I will protect you and raise the child with you :)! Woman: WHAT? A guy without wild chesthair that speaks instead of grunting and yelling? You to sex me and you do not even got a club? I am SOOO gonna go to Grogg instead! He has like the biggest club and knows how to really HIT a woman! Moral: I would say somethings do change, but Id rather be Grogg than the loser above, of course I prefer hitting ON women first, if that does not work I... Oh right, I am married :P

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Are you a speeding, aggressive driver? Because your running straight up my ass

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him: why are you so gorgeous? her: i dont know i guess my parents had some really good sex.

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You're a bit heavier but i think I can fit you in a barrel.

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I'd hit that.... with a truck.

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I was a little bit nervous to talk to you at first, but thankfully my Aides encouraged me to do it.

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GIRL: I bet you say that to all the girls you meet. MAN: How much you want to bet? No wait, I better not make that bet. (or) MAN: Only half the ones I get this far in conversation with. The other half are a little bit easier to get in bed with.

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Dating post: "Nice male looking for female company, I have a steady job and would prefer if you too had a job, you will be particularity happy if you have a small penis fetish. Signed BIGPENIS19INCHESJIMlight sleeper

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Girl: How come you never look at me when we make love? Guy: Your face is taking away the memory of your sister's.

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You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?

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Man: I will make the rape on you now woman! Woman: Wow great Borat imitation bravo! Man: Borat who? *draws gun* Moral: Pretty immoral

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Have you heard of that new movie "Other People"? Cuz thats what i wanna see.

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What happens if an Internet troll has a heart attack Doesn't matter nobody will care

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The power to type any pointless superpower at the wrong place... ...shit...

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