Boy: can i have your number? Jewish girl *pulls up sleeve*

I have a gun.

guy: r u from mcdonalds, coz im luvin it :D Girl: r u from burger king coz ur fat :L

I'm a black belt at pretty much everything, Karate, Larate, Jiu-Jitsu, Kickpunching, Beltmaking, Taekwondo.........bedroom...|:D ~Rick, the Adventure Sphere

M:Hey baby you must be a GENERAL because your making my PRIVATES stand up F:Hmm, Your still a MAJOR disappointment See whaat i did tharrgh?

Hey do you like mansauce? Moral: MORAL KOOOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAT!

Q: Continue the pattern. 1,2,3,4,..... A: other numbers.

- Hey, what do you do for a living? - Female impersonator

fancy going halves on a bastard?

Guy: Are you an angel? Girl: Wait till I die, i'll be one.

wow youre really pretty... just kidding youre fat

- Is it hot in here, or is it just the broken A/C unit?

Man: Hey whore! I got a job for you! A blow-Job... get it? HAR HAR HARR! Woman: Wtf? Man: Just a joke whore... wanna come to my place?

If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

-Your eyes are as blue as toilet water

I'll drop my standards, if you drop your pants ;)

knock knock. whos there. interupting cow. inter... mooo!

So do you want tonight to be consensual or not?

Hi, my name is Justin Bieber

yo im will smith yo, thats my name and I was juzz wonderin if you ever you know like the beach or bbq because stuff happen yanno and while I do some rap id just belieeve that things are a bit crazy these times so I was thinking maybe ill ask you out right? But then I was like WHAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAA and... Hey gurl where you goin im just getting warmed up. Moral: I met the guy, day one I had a great day, day two I didnt get any sleep and now I hate him, the end.

Hey this is crazy and I just met you so here's the kitchen a sandwich maybe?

At a cemetery: Girl: This place is so creepy at night... I should have left sooner... Man: RAWRGH! BRAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!!!!! Girl: EEEEEEEEEEEEK! (runs away) Man *takes off makeup and fake blood* Man; Well, I guess that did not work... Moral: If they dont like you while you are alive, there are always un-dead options...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't.

Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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