i am with stupid l l l \/

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Guy - Do you want to go outside and play R-a-p-e? Girl - No, Guy - That's the spirit

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GIRL: I bet you say that to all the girls you meet. MAN: How much you want to bet? No wait, I better not make that bet. (or) MAN: Only half the ones I get this far in conversation with. The other half are a little bit easier to get in bed with.

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The below is no anti-pickupline unless you are a Jehova`s witness and want to uh... save my sole or something? Or just read a fun story... Moral: Like pick up lines is something one of them would use... actually they do after I reject their many offers... how? Keep on reading below to find out... its fun, promise. (unless you are a Jehova`s witness...)

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M - wanna have some fun? F - No! M - 0k, i have no choice but to rape you!

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Ugly begins with U. But awesome ends with ME.

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Hey baby, do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight. ... Well, you can't score if the player ain't no good.

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Guy: Hey want to hear a joke about my penis? No wait it's too long Girl: Hey want to hear a joke about my vagina? No wait you won't get it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun so get in the van.

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Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

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What did the blond do when the web page she was visiting didn't load? She checked if her wireless access had been somehow cut off and then hit the refresh button and waited for the page to load again.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as my dick.

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You have the nicest smile I could ever hope to come across.

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Man: Honey, I can't choose between watching golf or porn? Wife: Porn. You already know how to golf.

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Guy: So how about that Tom Cruise??? Guy: ... I'm in the wrong type of bar...

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The word of the day is 'legs' , The word of tomorrow is Aardvark .

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-Hey, do you have a cat? -Why do you ask? -Because I'd love to pet your pussy. -Well, that makes two of us.

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Man: Hey sexy girl there... Whats your name? Cena: I am John Cena! I can rap because you can eat.. uh crap... wait I need some allsholes to write some rad lyrics for me here...

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Hey, are you an angel? Because you smell like you've been dead for a while

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Ya know what would look good on you? ME!

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Pick up lines from the stone age: Fail. Man: Hello, you look beautiful, I speak very well, and if you allow me to make love with you, I promise I will protect you and raise the child with you :)! Woman: WHAT? A guy without wild chesthair that speaks instead of grunting and yelling? You to sex me and you do not even got a club? I am SOOO gonna go to Grogg instead! He has like the biggest club and knows how to really HIT a woman! Moral: I would say somethings do change, but Id rather be Grogg than the loser above, of course I prefer hitting ON women first, if that does not work I... Oh right, I am married :P

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Talk to me or I'll burn your face with this acid.

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Hey, you're cute... lets bang.

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Van what van? GET TO THE CHOPPAH!

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