Do you like a trimmed bush? Because I'm a gardener. Here's my business card, call me, seriously I need the work.

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Boy: whats your name? Girl: i dont know, im just s fetus

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Hey girl, I just fuck my diapers, wanna change them ;) Moral: This has to be the one of the worst pickup lines in history.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so shove it up your A$$.

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Haven't we met somewheer before? Yes, son.

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all in all it was a good orgy

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Try to put your arm around her. If she pushes you away, then say: "Relax! Relax. I'll pay for the first abortion!"

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Mirrors can't talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either

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Yeah! Keep drinking girl! Ill just lube your backdoor, what? Dont ask, just drink! Moral: I love it when women call me a pig, all men are pigs, and real women dont want some boy...

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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Great! Maybe next time I'll electrocute you to death!

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Hey! Doesn't this rag smell of chloroform?

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What did you do to Kelly? Why? Because she said you did her good(; What? Cuz' I heard you did that goood thing(; When? Last night on the bed, 3am(;

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Q: What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? A: My zipper.

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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-My girlfriend and I want different things out of our relationship. -She wants marriage, children and a house. -I just want out.

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-Are you an angel? -Yeah...actually I am. I remember you-aren't you the guy that fell out of heaven? So THAT'S why your face is so screwed up.

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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl: No, but it will hurt when I pepper spray you.

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Girl: Wanna see my dick? Man: WHAT? Moral: This actually started out as me just mixing up the girl and guy part...

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Nice Shirt. It would look better on my bedroom floor.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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hello my name is pogo would you like to jump on my stick?

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guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl:No. guy: well your no help.

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Boy: Is your mom mexican? Girl: No/Yes why? Boy: Just wondering.

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Man: Hey, I'm Red. You like to walk? Woman: No. I prefer to run. Away from you

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