Woman: Seriously you are like the perfect man, I barely even met you and want to marry you already! What is your name by the way? Guy: My name is Le Petite Chessedeburger Withnowhitesauce! Woman: I am gay by the way, gotta go feed my uh... my wife yeah my wife.

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What's your favorite condiment? Mine's mayonaise.

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Hi girls... whos coming home with me? And please dont reject me because I am a rich man and rejection makes me throw thousand dollar bills at random.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was born beautiful, But what the hell happened to you!

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I take the the out of psychotherapist

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Did you just fart coz you're blowing me away!

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- You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all day. -No, your mind is so small I can't even take a step in it!

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And then it hit me.....no really now I'm bleeding

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You seem reasonably clean, which is always an important consideration for me when selecting a woman.

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Man; Wanna play the rape game? Girl; No Man; That's the spirit

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Male: are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. Female: no, I'm from Idaho. Because I da ho.

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i would drag my balls through miles of broken glass, just to hear you fart through a walkey-talkey

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Man: Lust is a terrible thing! Woman: I agree. Man: So come home with me and help me get rid of it.

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Man: Comon babe a little BJ wont hurt anyone get down..... Woman: sorry im alergic to peanuts

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why did the boy laugh? A:he saw another boy get raped by a giant scorpian

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"Hey did I not meet you at the singles and desperates club?"

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You allergic to semen?

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i want a blowjob bitch *lifts her hijab*

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Do you come here often? Because you're usually working the streets whenever I see you.

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Girl: If you was a rollercoaster...I'd ride you all day long.. Guy: What? Am I not big enough for you now...why can't you just be happy with me... =_= Girl: : / I was tring to be all sexy in a cute way... Guy: Pfft. FREAK... e_e

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Guy : your looking well! Girl: awh thanks Guy: You must have shaved this morning.....waaaaaay

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- OMG, OMG, OMG, Terry finally said he will go out with me! -OMG, When? -February 30th! -Stacey, There is no February 30th.

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Your the penisbutter to my vagmite;)

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male-"Do you have a rape fetish?" fenale-"No, i don't" male-"Ohh... Well you're not going enjoy this."

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