Are you from hogwarts, because I really want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

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-Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out! -What a shame, it's expired.

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I may have never f*cked a 10 before, but I did f*ck five 2's.

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In regard to the post below. I'm not even joking, one of my mates actually said that to a girl.

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Man: May I have this dance? Woman: Take it, it's all yours [goes away]

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Are you jamacian? Cause your jamacian me crazy? no you're a fucking whore

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Man: Hey you look good enough to do Woman: Oh really because so does my 8 foot boyfriend. Man: ... Woman: Do you want me to pick him up from the gym?

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Hey girl, you must have fallen from heaven, because you're so old you should have died already and so ugly that they must have kicked you out as soon as you got there.

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? -That depends on the size of the rock. -You don't really get it, do you? -Get what?

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Lets play the Yes/No game the rules are you can only say yes or no once to the questions, No. 1 Are you beautiful?, No.2 Are you Lying?

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Shorts and pants compilation: Hey you a cheap prostitute or just out of my league? Hey mom I just watched some more hentai today and wonder if you would... Why are you screaming? Its just me naked with a boner! According to hentai its completely natural! I mean I am getting to do you when I turn eighteen right? No? You are a horrible mother! I am so telling dad you wont give it up! Bitch, you like men that beat you up while fucking you? You do? Oh, my! This is like too freaky too me! *runs out girlie screaming* Dad, I watched some other hentai today and, I wonder if you... Moral: *Pants*, there you go.

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A couple wanted to try something different in the bedroom, The wife suggests they do it in a 69 position so they get into position but the wife lets one off in the husbands face she apologises and they try again when the wife farts again the husband gets up to leave and says no I don't think I can do this another 67 times!

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Boy : Gurle: hi

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(boy gives flowers to a girl) Girl: Are these for me? Boy: Nope, I just want you to hold them for me for a second..

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Put the lotion on the skin!

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-Are you free anytime soon? -No. I'm very expensive

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Have you ever heard of World of Warcraft?

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Hey baby, I wanna solve your equation with longggg devision! ;)

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I understand why you not married!, you snort and farting all night, bye

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Guy: Da da da da da! I'm loving it. (looks at girl's crotch)

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Hello my name is Pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

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Why didn't the boy make the soccer team? He missed the tryouts

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Tenth year anniversary Marriage. So what was your name again? Annoying Bitch? Old Hag? I forgot...

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Man - "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Woman - "Yes it does."

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