Boy:Nice hair Girl: (removes the wig) there you go! have fun

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Girl: You look so happy, I am glad this is working out. Freud: Maaaaan I was just thinking about fucking my mom! Moral: Sickman Fraud.

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Man: Well... you seem female enough at least... wanna come home? Woman?: Uh... well... okay ;) But I am a man thought ;) Man: That is disgusting! I am so ashamed! Not Woman: Oh, well sorry :(.. Man: So... as I said you SEEM female enough so wanna come home? The other man: :D I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ASKED ME! ITS SO BEAUTIFUL... so well... NO! Man: This is not getting anywhere is it? Author. NO!

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guy:do you know how much a polar bear weighs? girl: ..no, how much?? guy:i dunno but probly not as much as you

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Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side. (;

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-ILY -Aw. Spell it out it will make it more special. -I'm Leaving You

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Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot? It's sunburn.

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Guy for a girl with a dog: -Does the dog have a cell phone? -Why? is your mom in heat?

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Hi, I've taken like 8 dumps today... Wanna dance?

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Man: How much does a polar bear weight? Girl: No idea... Man: Me either... By the way! Did you hear of the great blahblahblahblah that did blahalblahblah! Moral: Breaking the ice... easier than it seems...

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can i austrailian kiss you, its like a french kiss but down under

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Holla holla holla, ill be there like right now, its a bit far. But dawg, did you say you are both at work and banging a chick? Someone is bragging here yo son! Anyways, phone is dead, gotten towed like 50-60 times in total (not only the freeway), and... Nah man, its cool, you know I dont really ask for much, I mean I can still pay you something. Yeah your skinny bitch hands, you can slap me 50 times son.

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Do Your feet hurt? Cause youve been stomping on my dreams for 3 years now

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-Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven? -Are you implying that I'm satan?

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-Are you the sun? -No.. Why? -Because you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me.

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It's not rape if you say "Surprise!"

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You're gorgeous! Can you smell that? Oh god it's awful!

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Nice Shirt. It would look better on my bedroom floor.

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma?

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Boy- Didi it hurt when you fell from heaven? Girl-Not until i saw you.

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Are you an erection? 'Cause you're growing on me.

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Sorry Nero, this is still Golgo 12, I am trying to reach you here as the other place is down, I can see why some people consider you insane, sorry to admit I left the order by the time you left as well, Eliza was the only one that could keep up with your stuff, the rest well you know... So point zero is some kind of elysum now huh? For real? And you rule there? I mean I never doubted your wisdom, but six million people living some kinda new world order at point zero? Thats hard to believe.

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-You wanna get laid tonight? -You wanna never have sex again?

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Golf.

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