Shy-guy: Hey uh, girl, we have been on like 40 dates, what do you um... You know say we go to my place for once and have some drinks? Shy-girl: Eh, well su-sure I mean its been over forty dates, but ill just take coffee if its oka... Shy-guy: OMG YOU DAMN EASY SKANK! HOLY SHIT YOU WHERE GONNA GIVE IT ALL WHERE YOU NOT? LOL NO TIME FOR DESPERATE BlTCHES! Moral: Not to be confused with the slightly less popular Nintendo character Shy Guy

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-Hi miss are you a catchup? -hey is this some corny pick-up line?,,,okay fine. why? -because I want to dip my hotdog to you

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You're hot, I'm ugly. Lets make average babies.

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Were your parents chemists? cuz you look like TEST TUBE BABY :D

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Got milk? Cuz baby, im of it!

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*on Halloween* Male: My name's Dick, and you're a very pretty PUSSY-cat. Female: I'll cut off your penis.

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Don't worry, I love fat birds....why are you crying?

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Damn gurl, are you a microwave? Cause for sure you are burning me hot.

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male:hey what that between your leggs female: my sisters penis

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Man: So, what's your sign? Woman: Out to lunch. Back whenever!

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-Hey, is there a fire extinguisher around here? 'Cause you're smoking hot. -Actually, there IS a fire extinguisher. I was about to slam you in the face with it.

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At the library: So girl, how about we find a nice quiet place? Moral: Location, location...

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Mirrors can't talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either

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Roses are red Violets are blue Go out with me Or you face'll be those colors, too!

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Roses are red Violets are gold Get on your knees And do what your told

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Girl: Hey you cutypie! want to ride my newest pimpmobile and get drunk and have unprotected sex? Man: Gee that was mighty brave of you, teehee.. Maybe though, but cant we just get to know each other a bit first? ;) I mean I am a partygirl bu.. Girl: ...Uh, something feels wrong here. Man: Cut! I think we picked up each other scripts... Moral: About mother fucking time someone noticed something! This is anti-pickupline enough for me...

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Are you a Potato? Because I love Potatoes.

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- Haven't I seen you someplace before? - Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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M- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? W- I'm an atheist.

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who wants to play EPAR

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M: Woah I am drunk baby... But I gotta say... you`re the hottest bitch in town! B: Bark bark!

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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