He says "Where have you been all my life" She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?"

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- Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason - Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

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Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Girl: That's funny because I'd put F and U together.

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GET INTO DA CHOPPAH! Moral: IM LIEUTENANT JOHN KIMBLE! I HAVE A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS YOU HAVE TO ANSWER IMMEDIATELY! Whoos your daddy? YOU STAP IT! YOU IDIEOUT!

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You must be tired... I assume you are because I am after following you on your four mile run through the park today.

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Your face is like mace, every time i see if i get blinded

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Hey baby, wanna make $50?

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your boobs are bigger than my nose

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- So, wanna go back to my place? - Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? -That depends on the size of the rock. -You don't really get it, do you? -Get what?

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At a bar... sigh... Woman: Hey cutie wanna go home? "Man" hello I am twelve... what is this? Moral: Hello I am eight... what is this?

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Man: Wanna (censored)? Woman: (Censored) you man!

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Did anyone ever tell you you smell like Catalina? Did anyone ever tell you you smell like a cat?

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If you go out with me there might be some smegma in it for you.

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Superman: I bet I can bang you faster than the speed of light! Woman: OOOOH! OK DO IT! Superman... uh... I already did it 30 times already... "pant" "pant" Woman: uh... really? Uh... was I suppose to feel anythi... Moral: Since when has fast sex been good sex?

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Are you from Austrailia? Because I'd like to put my tongue in your butthole

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-Hi how are y... -just a minute, I need to drop a shit, be back in a sec.

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hey girl, were you in 9/11? cause I'll never forget you.

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Farewell to thy, you have been most amusing. Moral: Has left the building.

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Man: "Are you a parking ticket? 'Cos you have fine written all over you!" Woman: "Are you an a**hole? 'Cos you're hairy and you smell like s**t!"

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Girl: You look so happy, I am glad this is working out. Freud: Maaaaan I was just thinking about fucking my mom! Moral: Sickman Fraud.

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At a bar: Man: Hi according to horsehead network I am the third most useless "invention" in the world! Moral: See what I did there? No? Then go see the pointless inventions section :P

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? We are both religious figures at the head of our places of worship.

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Man: Lady... Seriously, I got a PhD! Woman: Seriously, you look more like an athlete, in what? Man: Lady... I got a pretty huge Richard. Moral: RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!

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Gaywatch starts

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